LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 12, 2012 Well I am an avid golfer When I grab a golf ball I think of these : AND THIS Sooooo..... Moral of the story....ever since the Ben Wa Ball thread my golf has gone for the shits.......reminds me of sex and freakin horny all over the damn golf course ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 13, 2012 Whenever I see or hear of a team called the Trojans, I can't help but think of the condom brand, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Lep*******1**7 Report post Posted May 13, 2012 http://i39.tinypic.com/ei0e50.jpg Additional Comments: http://i.imgur.com/J3duP.jpg Additional Comments: http://brownthatbanana.typepad.com/.a/6a00e39337cb1e88340128776f8500970c-800wi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 13, 2012 Gotta love nature sometimes :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted May 16, 2012 Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. But a good cigar is smokin'!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 Lets just say that my first thoughts when I think about the restaurant chain Hooters isn't about owls, lol. I only managed to get their once in Ottawa before it closed but I'm kinda surprised it didn't last considering how close it was to Ottawa U campus and parliament hill, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 17, 2012 If this insults anyone I'll take it down right away. It has no meaning to anyone. It's just meant to be funny. No other than the infomercial Dr.Ho. The worst part is I was in a hospital waiting area when I was watching this. I was trying to wipe the stupid smirk from my face while a lady was looking at me like I was crazy. What pushed me over the edge was a guy starts laughing and I loose it laughing. I hate when this happens in a place where you are supposed to be serious. Dr. Ho guys http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yED_--9v2R0&feature=related Oh, yes. It used to take me a while to get to work via buss. So to make the buss ride more fun I would put my Ben Wa Balls in. It made the buss ride sooo much fun, lol. I would discreetly take them out it the washroom and no one ever knew I had them in, until now. teehee Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 (edited) I didn't know you were such a naughty girl, Peachy! I mean the bus ride! ;-) Edited May 17, 2012 by Luckyme Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 Your post on vibrating panties made me remember this episode from the Drew Carey show. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 And I just thought of something else that can take you to that dirty place ;) Street names. It makes you wonder if there is some guy working in the back of the municipal offices chuckling to himself over some of the street names they've come up with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted May 21, 2012 At the gym there are these two exercise machines that have weights and you open and close your legs to have them activate the muscles you are working out. They are great but embarrassing. I feel like spreading my legs should be something I do behind closed doors. So I quickly get these two exercises out of the way. It doesn't help that my gym is offering this new exercise called Sa'bam. They have their own radio station and they advertise this like every 15min. There I go again with that stupid look on my face. I guess I wasn't the only pervert because I overheard some people my age laughing about it, it made me feel a bit better. Sa'bam, Saaa"bam, Sa'bam. Sorry I couldn't help myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 I do remember the exercise you mentioned and I have to admit that I did find it odly hypnotic in a way when a woman was using that machine. I also remember having to force myself not to stare so people wouldn't think I was a perv, lol. Another thing that now reminds me of sex, thanks to my best friend who had to explain this one to me, is a pearl necklace. Thanks to him I'm not sure I'll ever be able to buy a woman one of these, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 ...and I can't wait for it to arrive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 A tennis raquet :) Just an itch...oops no raquet ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted June 2, 2012 We've all referred to breasts as melons at some point in our lives and probably as coconuts too. So I put forward coconuts and melons And in spirit of this theme, here is the coconut song song from the lion king :) I am so gonna have this song stuck in my head today, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted June 2, 2012 Even though I've been a resident of Canada's Ocean Playground for parts of six decades, I've never managed to actually meet a mermaid. But I have found pieces of their clothing on the beach: As you might guess from my avatar, seashells are everyday objects that carry a message of their own for me: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andflemcol 3975 Report post Posted June 6, 2012 what are the everyday things that you don't always see but you could see that remind you of sex. It could be a lady eating a banana, a lady eating a hot dog, or a lady jumping up and down. Maybe i'm just a pervert but i see things all the time that remind me of sex. Here is a video i saw the other day. It is cute, enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhrs51sfizy ......a peach Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tokan 16826 Report post Posted June 19, 2012 Well before I found cerb I'll admit that I had no idea what a rabbit vibrator was, and once I found out about them I guess you could say I would never look at a bunny rabbit the same way again, lol. So today when I was at work and one of my co-workers started to talk about having rabbits in her backyard and all the things she did with her rabbits I guess you could say that made for a rather entertaining lunch for me, lol. In fact I guess you could say that made the rest of my day, lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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northerntantra 4671 Report post Posted June 22, 2012 Caulk Remover I can't find a picture of it, but I swear it's true. In one store I saw a package actually labelled "Excess Caulk Remover". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
