roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Gabriella Laurence pm'd me today to let me know that some members on CERB have contacted her wondering if we are indeed married. Most on here can tell it is a joke. I mean seriously, how can we be married when we haven't even met, not to mention one day the marriage is on, the next day a divorce and so on. Clearly it is friendly on-line joking Gabriella is a on-line friend, and we banter back and forth, both through pm's, and on posts. But we are not married Why am I posting this. When some people start making enquiries like this, even in pm's, it may have a fallout effect of starting rumours which could damage the lady's business. Gabriella is an independent SP. I have nothing to do with her business or how she runs it...well except for one thing, this fall, all things being equal, I will get to meet Gabriella as a client. And as a sidebar, just like every other gentleman that has seen her, I still had to go through her verification process too, no special exceptions were made for me Gabriella and I are on line friends, and the friendly bantering will continue. Don't read more into it than that...we really aren't married. And Gabriella is from all recommendations, a wonderful companion 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob 20128 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Got it, so you're not married......yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Got it, so you're not married......yet Just make sure to tell RG that I am expecting a beautiful ring with lots of pretty diamonds if he ever wants to propose ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Really?? lol...too funny!! wow you two really really have to meet for sure now, hehehehe....good vibes:) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 I have to admit that Gab and i are the ones that are married!! And i have land in Florida and a bridge in New York for sale Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 I have to admit that Gab and i are the ones that are married!! And i have land in Florida and a bridge in New York for sale Posted via Mobile Device And I will have a wedding ring for sale after the divorce lol Additional Comments: Which one of you am I divorcing now??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted June 3, 2012 This is how rumours start! Gabreilla you aren't into pologamy are you? You would have alot of husbands I bet! Including me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 I have to admit that Gab and i are the ones that are married!! And i have land in Florida and a bridge in New York for sale Posted via Mobile Device Exactly like she and I were. Now I consider myself a previous husband. So to all the current and future previous husbands, welcome to the club. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Wow, unbelievable that people didn't catch on that they were just joking around. Next thing you know, people will think that Fat Bastards is a real agency. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Wow, unbelievable that people didn't catch on that they were just joking around. Next thing you know, people will think that Fat Bastards is a real agency. Hold the phones! Fat Bastards isn't real? WTF? Does Cowboy Kenny know about this? I checked his site and there was NOTHING on these guys! The pics looked 100% real and I had just worked out my TDL in a tenative "must see" order (depending on services offered of course). I should have known it was too good to be true!!! I guess I will have to go back to BPs, maybe start trolling CL again or just get new batteries for my toy box. And here I thought CERB was keeping me safe... cat 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214120 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 If Gabriella SHOULD get married I would be the first one in line and all you guys would have to fight me(one at the time please). I would have the most romantic way to propose wearing my leather chaps..... and..... Ahh! I can't tell you guys how I would do it, but she knows what the chaps do!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Awwww.... I really thought you were married to that fisherman guy Gabby :( I proposed to Georgiana last night because I thought you were spoken for ..... I am marrying your beautiful Duo partner so the three of us could hang out naked while RG is off fishing ;) And Cat ..... Fat Bastards is REAL :) isn't it ?? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Alger 1898 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Well if anyone wants to get married, as a captain of a fine ship, I can perform the marriage ceremonies. The marriage only lasts while on the boat thou.... -Alg ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Studio 110 by Sophia 150333 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Just for curiosity sakes...... let say they were married, would that mean RG would have to close his account?? Or would he just not be permitted to add to rep, rec, etc?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted June 3, 2012 I dont think he would have alot of time to post being with such a nice lady! Lmao! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Just for curiosity sakes...... let say they were married, would that mean RG would have to close his account?? Or would he just not be permitted to add to rep, rec, etc?? One thing I can say, and speaking for myself only, if I should chose to get back into dating/relationship and maybe marriage, I would devote my time and energy into that relationship When it comes to committed relationships I firmly believe in monogamy When it comes to this lifestyle, polyamorous (for lack of a better word) is the way to go So to answer your question, I'd likely just not be on CERB if I ever got married, but keep my account open, just in case the marriage failed (I mean over 50% of marriages fail) RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Illusions shattered, realities intrude Gabriella and RG. Playful tigress, playful fisher Two souls. It never was nor will it be Until BBM can set them free. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royalfun 55449 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Gabriella Laurence pm'd me today to let me know that some members on CERB have contacted her wondering if we are indeed married. (...)we really aren't married. And Gabriella is from all recommendations, a wonderful companion Should we congratulate you for your non-marriage !! This is clear enough, and both of you are really exceptional persons that should not have to make those kind of statements. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted June 3, 2012 (edited) It is all about Illusion after all! Maybe Gabriella would consent to mass marriage Ceremony with all her admirers and then have a massive divorce ceremony like With Marrying Sam (Judge) and the Divorce Judge Sam! Any one remember Sadie Hawkins Day(Lil Abner)? Edited June 3, 2012 by N***he**Ont**y Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gia Wren Marlowe 67985 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 Aww, too bad the illusion is shattered. I loved the running joke. I thought Gabriella and RG's CERB marriage was cute! Oh well, much better to avoid misunderstandings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 3, 2012 From the looks of it it sounds like I lost track of how many husbands I had and it also looks like I have a few more I didn't know I had lol For a single girl-whoops, married woman- I'm doing pretty good but I have yet to receive one single diamond ring... What's up with that?? Show me the diamonds, honey(s) ;) Lee, you might have proposed to Gia last night but unfortunately for you, Gia and I got married today. You snooze, you lose! Thanks, Captain Alger, it was a beautiful ceremony! :) Chaps? When do I get another strip tease while your dancing on the table, NJ? I think we are overdue for another epic moment!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted June 4, 2012 From the looks of it it sounds like I lost track of how many husbands I had and it also looks like I have a few more I didn't know I had lol For a single girl-whoops, married woman- I'm doing pretty good but I have yet to receive one single diamond ring... What's up with that?? Show me the diamonds, honey(s) ;) Well my dear wife you might get some diamonds if I got more than the honey do list...cut the grass, take out the garbage, clean out the garage, shovel the driveway etc etc etc Oh, I'm also the Captain of my own boat, so I can perform our marriage ceremony...no need for a Minister, JP etc When does the fun part of this marriage begin my dear RG :-) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royalfun 55449 Report post Posted June 4, 2012 Well my dear wife you might get some diamonds if I got more than the honey do list...cut the grass, take out the garbage, clean out the garage, shovel the driveway etc etc etcOh, I'm also the Captain of my own boat, so I can perform our marriage ceremony...no need for a Minister, JP etc When does the fun part of this marriage begin my dear RG :-) ... and on with the rumors... lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billybob 20128 Report post Posted June 4, 2012 From the looks of it it sounds like I lost track of how many husbands I had and it also looks like I have a few more I didn't know I had lol For a single girl-whoops, married woman- I'm doing pretty good but I have yet to receive one single diamond ring... What's up with that?? Show me the diamonds, honey(s) ;) Sounds like you are in a position to collect a shit load of alimony payments, you can probably retire a wealthy woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted June 4, 2012 Well my dear wife you might get some diamonds if I got more than the honey do list...cut the grass, take out the garbage, clean out the garage, shovel the driveway etc etc etcOh, I'm also the Captain of my own boat, so I can perform our marriage ceremony...no need for a Minister, JP etc When does the fun part of this marriage begin my dear RG :-) Honey, sweetheart, sugar pie, how many times do I have to remind you to ask for help? How many times have I told you to ask for help from my other husbands so you didn't have to do it all by yourself? My other husbands all help out each other and that way, we have more time to enjoy ourselves. If you wish to keep doing it the hard way, that's your perogative but please know that help will always be provided to those who ask for it. After reading your little note I think I will need a special weekend getaway to the Fat Bastards agency resort... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
