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I drive around town looking for BBBJ everywhere and can never find it. I've seen BCBJ, BBBB, BCBW, etc but have yet to see BBBJ anywhere. To clarify, I've got the service called BBBJ from lots of girls, but still have not found a licence plate that says that yet. Never would have had this problem if I didn't know what the acronym meant...now I have to check every fucking car on the road every day...

 

And just the other day at work right before noon, a man and woman were walking by my office in conversation when the woman says, "We should do Greek for lunch." Hearing something like that should make me hungry, but instead my groin started to tingle. Starting to feel like a Costanza!

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on a side note, my best friend told her old man to put the code into his play station as bbbj and he has no fucking idea what it means lmfao:lol:

 

Ok, and I see a sign that thats "ATM" inside.. what do I think? Ass to mouth...

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No but if she had given me any kind of a sign I would have been all over it! She was a very good looking Cougar!

 

LOL I guess she didn't really let you cim then eh? :wink:

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Yeah, but it's naughty fun when you go around town looking at all the ads and just laugh to yourself. especially with abbreviations like Dummpy's LOL

 

Gives a whole new meaning to "fill her up" at the FS gas bar ;)

 

Tis a shame when CIM, ATM, Full Service (Gas Station) render up other ideas :lol:

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I drive around town looking for BBBJ everywhere and can never find it. I've seen BCBJ, BBBB, BCBW, etc but have yet to see BBBJ anywhere. To clarify, I've got the service called BBBJ from lots of girls, but still have not found a licence plate that says that yet. Never would have had this problem if I didn't know what the acronym meant...now I have to check every fucking car on the road every day...

 

And just the other day at work right before noon, a man and woman were walking by my office in conversation when the woman says, "We should do Greek for lunch." Hearing something like that should make me hungry, but instead my groin started to tingle. Starting to feel like a Costanza!

 

That's to funny as i have noticed the BBxx licence plates had have yet to see the full abbreviation yet as a matter of fact i cant recall seeing any related abbrevs. I think the feds read the Abbreviations used by the escort industry here on cerb.

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Yeah, but it's naughty fun when you go around town looking at all the ads and just laugh to yourself

 

I agree 100% you have NO idea the place my mind travels to when I see things like that

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CERB is such a great community involving people from all aspects of society.

Who knows? Maybe our Ontario Prime Minister is a member and he may have tipped his Minister of Transportation about the BBBJ licence plates...

 

I also have never seen one. Unless they released them in Owen Sound or Thunder Bay?

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FYI the BBBJ plates were kept in Toronto, saw one there last fall. I think it would be cool to have gotten BBBJ 480 :)

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FYI the BBBJ plates were kept in Toronto, saw one there last fall. I think it would be cool to have gotten BBBJ 480 :)

 

BBBJ for 480 or the plate? Just buggin lol I wonder if I can get one of the plates here? god can you imainge having a DATY 69? :boobies:

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BBBJ for 480 or the plate? Just buggin lol I wonder if I can get one of the plates here? god can you imainge having a DATY 69? :boobies:

 

and the translation would be BBBJ Four 80

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Tis a shame when CIM, ATM, Full Service (Gas Station) render up other ideas :lol:

 

I remember working at a gas station when I was a kid, and had a 40 something lady say to me something like, "I'd love it if you'd fill me up!" Can't remember exactly, but whatever it was she said, as soon as the last syllable left her lips she covered her mouth and started to blush realizing what it sounded like. I had a big smile.

 

Brings to mind a time another lady came in. I went to school with her son and she was also the furthest thing I would have thought about sexually, like in her 50's with a mustache. I checked her oil and closed the hood, but she popped it again saying, "You left the rag in". I took the oil rag out, closed the hood and then she says, "I guess you must have a girlfriend". I think I just looked at her confused and said no I didn't. I really didn't have any idea what she was alluding to, I had to ask my boss and he had to explain to me about sex during menstruation and all that other stuff mom and dad never told me about ;)

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Now that is good thinking Dummpy! LMAO

 

Apex

 

Ok, I rest my case, I didn't quite get that one lol:oops: I have done that on occasion, but not too often, hehe

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Ok, I rest my case, I didn't quite get that one lol:oops: I have done that on occasion, but not too often, hehe

 

 

Just run on your words my dear BBBJ-4-80! What a deal! I'm in!

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CERB is such a great community involving people from all aspects of society.

Who knows? Maybe our Ontario Prime Minister is a member and he may have tipped his Minister of Transportation about the BBBJ licence plates...

 

I also have never seen one. Unless they released them in Owen Sound or Thunder Bay?

 

 

Having spent most of my life in Owen Sound, I can safely say that there are no cool license plates.

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Having spent most of my life in Owen Sound, I can safely say that there are no cool license plates.

 

Is there anything cool in Owen Sound besides it being the hometown of Bobbie Orr?? (and Erin)

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Is there anything cool in Owen Sound besides it being the hometown of Bobbie Orr?? (and Erin)

 

They used to have a really cool folk festival right down by the waterfront. And there's a big ferry you can take for a very cool ride over to Manitoulin Island - almost as good as Vancouver to Vancouver Island.

 

And there's lots of places out in the bush when it's not black fly season to have outdoor sex. lol Erin may have discovered some of those.

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