p22*** 236 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 So I recently watched the award winning Zombie Strippers, LOL. Starring Jenna Jaimeson herself... Wow what an awesome movie, who knew you could mix soft- core porn and zombie's all in one movie. So it got me to a thinking, how amazing it would be to make a little Ottawa remake of this truly great master piece of a movie. Zombie Escorts Coming Soon... Every Newbie's worst nightmare, Ever wonder who's behind that door for the first time, These ladies love to take a bite out of you every time... You just might not make it back for a second visit...lol Starring... Painful Paige, Cut up Cat, and Ava spread 'n' dead. LOL Now I just need a camera, director, script writer, make up artist and male cast members...lol Any takers.... Please send all requests to Stiff One Flims...lol Kisses Spanks and Bites from Ottawa's Dead One Walking Paige... 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 Doubt you'll have any problems with getting volunteers for the male cast members... Don't forget to include Erin_xo, she's a zombie master. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 Paige this is the greatest idea ever! My bf is an amateur filmmaker and could easily do up a script and take care of filming (he's got a camera and mic and shit). Mmm zombies. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123367 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 Paige this is the greatest idea ever! My bf is an amateur filmmaker and could easily do up a script and take care of filming (he's got a camera and mic and shit). Mmm zombies. i know a movie producer too....and i can direct...heheh 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
horwood 104 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 Im up for the male role :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 A box office success for sure, I'm popping the popcorn now! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest **ng***1 Report post Posted February 26, 2009 That's hilarious. I would definately go see it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Oh yeah...this is a great idea!! :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rachelle Reigns 4828 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I love your movie idea..I'll be at the premiere for sure.....I loved Zombie strippers, It was putting a few of my favorite things together, stripping and zombies! I LOVE zombie movies..LOL! I also loved Jenna as a Zombie..she was even hot as a zombie, well sort of..LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
click 110 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 A box office success for sure, I'm popping the popcorn now! With that cast, I bet there will be lots of requests for butter on the side. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Now I just need a camera, director, script writer, make up artist and male cast members...lol Can I be part of the live audience??? :mrgreen: A box office success for sure, I'm popping the popcorn now! How about sharing your popcorn with me while we watch Paige's movie?? :wink: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p22*** 236 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 LOL I cant act for crap but I do have a few party tricks up my shirt... I'm working on the pool ball trick...lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
p22*** 236 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Oh and the more the merry, I say we bring in all of Ottawa's big names... Emma your more than welcome to direct, I think your more than qualified. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banana69 100 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I saw this movie too recently and while the dialogue didnt blow me away, the girls fantastic bodies certainly did! I work out hard and I have a tight body but those girls were beautiful. Almost as pretty as you sweetie :mrgreen: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123367 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Oh and the more the merry, I say we bring in all of Ottawa's big names...Emma your more than welcome to direct, I think your more than qualified. i love telling people what to do...hehe...and im a big voyer...mmmmmm.. i may have to have my pocket rocket attached to me the whole time...haha... kisses, Emma A Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SensualMassage 100 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Too Funny...and yes I would buy a ticket. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I've worked on a couple of films over the last few years Paige. I can direct, edit, anything you need...of course actor would probably be the role you would want me in actually...LOL! I am more than happy to volunteer for it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 .........................................script writer, make up artist and male cast members...lol Any takers.... .... You can make a cast of my male member any time......hehehehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest gagagaga Report post Posted February 27, 2009 too fun...I hope I can see the final product some day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 Make up artist OR a male cast member, can I touch,and ensure everything is in place for the ladies, when dressing you ladies up and providing make up.. I only would be cast member if you ensured I was attacked by all 3 role leading ladies...mmmm..Paige,Cat and Ava....shwing!:twisted: So I recently watched the award winning Zombie Strippers, LOL.Starring Jenna Jaimeson herself... Wow what an awesome movie, who knew you could mix soft- core porn and zombie's all in one movie. So it got me to a thinking, how amazing it would be to make a little Ottawa remake of this truly great master piece of a movie. Zombie Escorts Coming Soon... Every Newbie's worst nightmare, Ever wonder who's behind that door for the first time, These ladies love to take a bite out of you every time... You just might not make it back for a second visit...lol Starring... Painful Paige, Cut up Cat, and Ava spread 'n' dead. LOL Now I just need a camera, director, script writer, make up artist and male cast members...lol Any takers.... Please send all requests to Stiff One Flims...lol Kisses Spanks and Bites from Ottawa's Dead One Walking Paige... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaved 3174 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I'll share my popcorn with you anytime Cloe. If you would like to hold hands while we watch the movie that would OK too. :-D Can I be part of the live audience??? :mrgreen: How about sharing your popcorn with me while we watch Paige's movie?? :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaved 3174 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 There's one position missing. You'll need an Editor to put it all together. That's me. That's what I do for a living. So I recently watched the award winning Zombie Strippers, LOL.Starring Jenna Jaimeson herself... Wow what an awesome movie, who knew you could mix soft- core porn and zombie's all in one movie. So it got me to a thinking, how amazing it would be to make a little Ottawa remake of this truly great master piece of a movie. Zombie Escorts Coming Soon... Every Newbie's worst nightmare, Ever wonder who's behind that door for the first time, These ladies love to take a bite out of you every time... You just might not make it back for a second visit...lol Starring... Painful Paige, Cut up Cat, and Ava spread 'n' dead. LOL Now I just need a camera, director, script writer, make up artist and male cast members...lol Any takers.... Please send all requests to Stiff One Flims...lol Kisses Spanks and Bites from Ottawa's Dead One Walking Paige... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 I'll share my popcorn with you anytime Cloe. If you would like to hold hands while we watch the movie that would OK too. :-D LOL You would actually have to show up at the VIP premiere to eat popcorn with me and hold hands! :wink: :mrgreen: ;-) Just teasing you my sweet talker! Have a good day! xox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shaved 3174 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 You are so cute. When I do show I hope you'll like me !! I will sooner or later. :? LOLYou would actually have to show up at the VIP premiere to eat popcorn with me and hold hands! :wink: :mrgreen: ;-) Just teasing you my sweet talker! Have a good day! xox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted February 27, 2009 my idea of going to a movie with a lovely lady...and sharing popcorn....heheheheh http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=popcorn%20surprise Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
