Classified Escort Translation

[dreamer8 510]

When you are looking for an escort and you choose to use the classified section of your local paper you are paying scratch and loose.

 

When you call and ask what they look like (besause there is no picture) they have had this question 100's if not 1000's of times before so they can answer it so fast that you can hardly catch it. They have also relized how much to lie to you to get you to show up but not enought that you will bolt as soon as you get there.

 

 

Here is a little translation when talking with classified girls with no picture.

 

Q.So what do you look like?

 

A. 5'3" 36"C 26" 35" 110lbs brown hair blue eyes 26 yrs old

 

Translation: I am 5'3' and have brown hair blue eyes .... I actually weight 140lbs and my numbers are more like a tube 36 36 36 and I am 32 years old.

 

 

On the other hand you may get:

 

A."Very Slim, petite, 19 years old"

 

Translation: I do too much drugs and can't keep weight on so I look anorexic and I am 26 yrs old.

 

Or my personal favorite

 

A."It's kind of slow right now so I will give you a deal."

 

Translation: Guys come and see me once and since I lied about what I look like or I preformed so bad that they don't come back.

 

 

The moral of this story is if you don't see a picture there is probably a reason.

 

~Dreamer

[4bbrlcarb 101]

LOL - that is so true.......aurora is the only one in the sun that i've seen and she's really sexy........however when she told me that she had been there 6 months and planned on staying until she milked all of ottawa that kinda turned me off some......luckily she was so sexy i still got the job done.

[dreamer8 510]

what does she look like and how was she?

[4bbrlcarb 101]

she's beautiful, nice ass, perfect tits slim waist......and she was good.......

[dreamer8 510]

she's beautiful, nice ass, perfect tits slim waist......and she was good.......

 

can you send me her number in a PM I can't find it in the paper.

 

Dreamer