Guest J******72 Report post Posted June 27, 2012 Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful 29-year-old lady, who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word. Everyone is shocked. At the first chance, his country club buddies corner him and ask "Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?" Bob replies "Girlfriend? She's my wife!" They are even more surprised, but manage to continue. "When did this happen? HOW did this happen?" "I lied about my age" Bob replies. "What, did you tell her you were only 50?" Bob smiles and says "No, I told her I was 90". Additional Comments: Oops, I just found out that this should have been posted in the Jokes section, which I missed earlier. I re-posted it in the proper section :) - Jim Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JCarson87 140 Report post Posted June 29, 2012 Haha, didn't expect that when I clicked. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
