Jabba 18389 Report post Posted July 21, 2012 Don't worry, I can pull out in time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted July 21, 2012 Famous last words from my Ex! "I have been seeing someone else the same time I was dating you! I am now engaged!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 I heard this one many times by many people lol " I'll have a shot of Jägermeister please" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted October 27, 2012 Let's done that thing where you drive a car at me and I jump over it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted October 27, 2012 Ok, so I'll put this apple on my head and you shoot it off lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 "Hey, guys! Watch THIS!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The General 11309 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 Or "It's not really that dangerous" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 "I don't need to read the directions." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C**Tra****er Report post Posted October 28, 2012 I wonder what happens if I... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bewlayb 7480 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 "It's okay. No one's watching." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
contraman 5480 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 "There's no way their sharpshooters could be accurate at this dis-" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 SORRY ! it will never happen again ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reuben Sandwich 13841 Report post Posted October 28, 2012 Is your boyfriend really a Hell's Angel? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MightyPen 67414 Report post Posted October 29, 2012 Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moviefan 1238 Report post Posted October 29, 2012 "Rosebud".............. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted November 10, 2012 (edited) Trust me. I know what I'm doing Edited November 10, 2012 by Serena Blake spelling Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moviefan 1238 Report post Posted November 10, 2012 It's not loaded. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 "Oh shit, the condom broke" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moviefan 1238 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Splat!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neebleton 2940 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 Hey! It worked! </scientist> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thedriver 6179 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 I'm telling you I can do this! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 Don't worry.. I'll behave myself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 11, 2012 Take it or leave it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted November 12, 2012 I think I can, I think I can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted November 12, 2012 I am so gonna get me some of that .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
