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My ex wife was an excellent shot with a rifle otherwise I really wanted to say this....which would have been my last word...

 

"Yes"

 

when she asked me if her top, pants, dress make her look fat for the hundredth time ;)

 

my bad

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true story

after my first time haveing sex i felt disapointed

 

i said thats it

 

 

to much porn rotes the brain. i'm luck she didn't kick my ass to the curb

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"Hey, you only live once".

 

or of course YOLO if these are your last texted words...

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"No one will ever know"

 

"Don't worry we're out of range, they'll never hit us here."

 

"They'll never find us there."

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