Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted November 12, 2012 Don't worry I had a vasectomy. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted November 12, 2012 "She told us to behave, but didn't specify." So we went for "Neanderthal" True story Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 12, 2012 Hold my beer and watch this! I'll be back! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted November 12, 2012 My ex wife was an excellent shot with a rifle otherwise I really wanted to say this....which would have been my last word... "Yes" when she asked me if her top, pants, dress make her look fat for the hundredth time ;) my bad Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted November 12, 2012 Yes really I do love you. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted November 12, 2012 Honey, it's not what it seems... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 Promise! I won't cum in your mouth! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cat 262460 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 "I'll be right back, I forgot my wallet in the car." cat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 Really that is 8" Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted November 13, 2012 Your putting what where. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redseductress 9358 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 Wanna bet? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted November 13, 2012 Left!.....the other left! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mutau 2516 Report post Posted November 14, 2012 Are there any rocks close to the surface? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikey76 438 Report post Posted November 14, 2012 true story after my first time haveing sex i felt disapointed i said thats it to much porn rotes the brain. i'm luck she didn't kick my ass to the curb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted November 14, 2012 Come on baby, just the tip. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted November 14, 2012 "Hey, you only live once". or of course YOLO if these are your last texted words... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
igab 5629 Report post Posted November 14, 2012 "No one will ever know" "Don't worry we're out of range, they'll never hit us here." "They'll never find us there." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
