thegolfgod 120 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 My friends and I while in university always joked about using this one (never did though) How much does a polar bear weigh?........Just enough to break the ice. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M*****le*****c-H***s (Reti Report post Posted April 16, 2013 A friend of a friend used to just go up to a pretty woman at a bar or somewhere and say, "Wanna fuck?" 9 times out of 10 he would get his face slapped. That's right, only 9 times ... ;) lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Emily J 172062 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrgreen760 37785 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 Uranus is beautiful tonight... Let's go out breakfast tomorrow....should I nudge you or call you ? Peace MG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 Just got this obe from family guy... You must be a parking ticket., cause you got FINE written all over you! Hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMLogan 100 Report post Posted April 18, 2013 pick up line--- Baby your so hot i would do you shadow in a gravel road! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbieguy 274 Report post Posted April 19, 2013 Ha!!! Classic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
newbieguy 274 Report post Posted April 19, 2013 A friend of mine did the same....but when slapped would say "I guess a blowjob's out of the question". 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 21, 2013 You better put some guardrails up because honey, you have DANGEROUS curves. I bet you a quarter that I can touch your boobs without using any part of my body.... (touching boobs, tossing quarter) Damn, I lose again ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted April 21, 2013 I bet you a quarter that I can touch your boobs without using any part of my body.... (touching boobs, tossing quarter) Damn, I lose again ;) Of course I've fallen for that one. Was at an Irish Pub with me da, and this guy who used to be part of the Queen's army (they are from the North, we are from the south, so kinda mortal enemies), said he would bet me $5 that he could touch my boobs without using his hands. Took the bet, and of course he grabbed my boobs. Said "best $5 I've ever spent". I of course slugged him and replied "Love it when the traitors of Ireland pay me $5 to punch them" . Everyone in the bar roared with laughter cause this guy was seriously an idiot. Got a few rounds of drinks after that from everyone. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 21, 2013 Well Meaghan... I actually used my first one last night (the guardrails one) with AMAZING results..... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted April 21, 2013 One of my favorites is: "Do you live around here often?"... Makes them think...before saying no. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jazzitup 5652 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 I'm surprised nobody has come out with this one. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emb3750 9398 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 I'm gonna nickname you "Big Toe"...I 'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Please don't take this the wrong way.....but I want to have sex with you :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EmilyRushton 253372 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Do you have any Newfoundland in you? Do you want some? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OMLogan 100 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Are you Retarded......cause your very special to me! i love the BigToe line, lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest webothscore Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Try this one: If it starts to go sour and you think she is about to shut you down: Awwwww come on, be different, say yes, everyone else says no! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 I've never really tired to pick up never had to, I've always been on the receiving end. (Just kidding of course) If I did actually try to do something I'd just go with being truthful. If I saw a lady that I superficially admired for her physical beauty and I hoped to possibly get to know her better I'd just be forthright. I'd walk up to her and say, "Please excuse me for being so forward, but you have the most beautiful smile and I just couldn't help but notice. Seeing it made my day, thanks!". Then just walk away and don't look back but stay a safe distance away and carry on with whatever I'm doing. If the lady appriciates the compliment and wishes to explore further discussion then she'll come to me (I've broken the ice and conveyed attraction). If not, then at worst I just become a random stranger who gave her a compliment that she tells her friends about. Seems pretty simple to me but not sure if it would work though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 24, 2013 Over-heard this at the FB BBM lodge .... OD maybe ? Didn't I see you at our last family reunion ? Well you is purttier than a fresh stuffed possum ! You make my shotgun go off sweetie !! wink wink ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted April 25, 2013 A couple of bad pickup lines: "The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your place and spread the word." "Wanna take a ride in my truck? It's a Ford... it's exotic." "You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?" "I wrote the dictionary on my cock last night, if you come to my house ill put some words in your mouth!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 25, 2013 Bond ! James Bond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted July 15, 2013 A guy was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says, "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What? You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says, "No. I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest realnicehat Report post Posted July 15, 2013 I've actually had some pretty good luck with "Hi, I'm Lee Richards." ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olderguy 5797 Report post Posted July 15, 2013 That's a really nice dress you are wearing... It's going to look even better in a ball on the floor of my bedroom :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
