Bianca Jaguar 39183 Report post Posted July 15, 2013 This is the best line i have heard so far...was ROFL: One of my reg was telling me how he approaches ladies in bars...he goes up to them and says: I may not be the tallest or the most handsome man..but with a smile and grin... he shows up his american express platine card!!!!! :D I dont know about other ladies but a sense of humour will always work for me :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
renegade 11027 Report post Posted July 15, 2013 Do you taste as sweet as you look ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 15, 2013 I'm gonna nickname you "Big Toe"...I 'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own... This one is my favorite I've heard it before. One of my best friends is a black guy who gets hit on all the time. The last time we were out these 2 white older ladies were giving him a bunch of cheesy lines. Then they got into the "I'm whiter than she is" stuff. The last one said " I'm so white I glow in the dark.." Then I step in and reply " I'm so white I'm invisible" and proceeded to walk away. He started laughing and they were not happy with me lol. My favorite lines I've heard, - Love your shoes, they would look fabulous on my bedroom floor. - Want to watch my friend and I arm wrestle? Winner gets to take you home. - (bets before playing pool) If I win I get to fuck you, If you win, you get to fuck me. - I just bought a new bed, wanna break it in with me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ChantalSummers Report post Posted July 25, 2013 Some of these are so cute!! Here's some cheesy ones that lack creativity and have actually been used on me hehe: Ouch, you're just so beautiful it hurts. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Excuse me! Excuse me! Excuse me! (I finally turn around) he just stares and then says oh I thought I knew you but now I really wanna know you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted July 25, 2013 Hi ! My name is Lee ! You want me ! You shall see !! Wanna shag ? That one is untried and unproven as of yet ;) just came off the cuff there...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Emily J 172062 Report post Posted August 6, 2013 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted August 6, 2013 Do you believe in love at first sight? (If she says yes) lets go to my place and make love then. (If she says no) good neither do I let's fuck first. I'm a genie rub me and and wishes will be granted. (Well maybe only my wishes) I'm a super villain, being the last man on earth can be arranged. Wanna be a movie star? You can star in my home porn collection. Heaven called their missing an angel. Hmm you remind me of a casino. liquor in the front and poker in the back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackShagsJill 225 Report post Posted August 6, 2013 Nice Shoes - Wanna Shag? ;-) (works best toward the end of the night) hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brad 49548 Report post Posted September 6, 2014 "If women used pick-up lines" A few of these were roll-your-eyes corny fun (I'm also not too proud to say they'd probably work on me...but then, I'm an easy mark ;) ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 6, 2014 I love the way you fill your jeans, Can I fill you up? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasleen Sejour 2639 Report post Posted September 7, 2014 Heyyy sweetness, my tooth is hurting from starring at your sweet, angelic face. Ummmm no, try again... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Oil Guy1 230 Report post Posted September 7, 2014 Do you have a mirror in your pocket ? Because I can see myself in your pants ! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hulala 180 Report post Posted September 7, 2014 Pickup line Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? Never tried it but funny maybe... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest M****ella's C****s (retire Report post Posted September 10, 2014 These make me laugh, I can't take credit for them. You can thank Jenna Marbles from youtube. I will post the link below if you'd like to watch the video. Mary had a little, let me touch your boobies. On your mark get set suck my dick. roses are red violets are blue I want to get you pregnant. Rocks, paper, take off all your clothes Sticks and stones may break my bones I want to jam my penis in you. Is there a mirror in your pants cause you look fuck'in sexual tonight. What's your sign? Is it please let me touch your ass? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
