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Satyromania: Abnormally great male sexual desire; satyriasis; or a succinct description of my libido. :icon_wink:

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Maurismophilia

A love of sun tanning, or of sun tans, or of the sun tanned! :)

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Here's a useful word I came across on tumblr: procrasturbating!

 

Example :)

"Instead of getting to work, I'm procrasturbating by watching porn clips."

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Guest ChantalSummers

Methionylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyl- Chemical name of titin, the largest known protein

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Aristopygian:

 

Having the best bum.

 

Example: "There is an Aristopygian thread on cerb with almost 200,000 hits." :)

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Here's one:

 

Pygosteresis [pronounced Pie-go-STAIR-eh-sis], Ass Deprivation Disorder, a psycho-physical condition characterised by an uncontrollable desire for anal contact.

No known cure..... :)

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Guest P*rry

Chantal and Cato: You two are on a fine run.

 

Here's one:

bathykolpian - deep-bosomed.

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Guest *Ste***cque**

Sex can be salubrious; - good for you or generally favorable to mind and body.

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I was doing what I normally do each morning checking the posts on LYLA and my twitter feed when I came across a Twitter post from the wonderful LYLA Goddess Autumn Raine

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http://www.lyla.com/vbulletin/member.php?u=110704

 

In her twitter post she was promoting her new Massage Spa services (opens this Friday by the way) that she is introducing with a Electronic Poster she developed

 

While perusing her new spa services poster I came across the phrase "Autumn's Whole Sha-Bang" and frankly it just made me smile... what a great word... I had of course heard of it before but never really in this context and frankly it's a great word for this industry... "The Whole Sha-Bang Booking" you know, one with everything included (for the uninitiated I am of course referring to tiddlewinks and a movie).

 

Well being the a*ss that I am I decided to Google the term and things got even better when I noted the word has a meaning in computer programing but it also has an abbreviation #!

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Wikipedia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shebang_(Unix)

 

So just imagine the new opening texts we could see in future when guys are making a booking....

 

"Hi...saw your ad on LYLA and you look amazing are you available this afternoon for #!?" Let's face it that's way shorter then typing tiddlewinks lolol

 

The Urban Dictionary http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shabangalso had definitions...

 

"shabang - everything including the extras... comes with the whole shabang" or

 

"Shabang ... the person in your group that usually gets the party crackin, and keeps the party crackin. Without this person you can sit for hours bored wondering where this person is." or

 

"Sha-Bang...it means like EVERYTHING HOT so if you say a girl or guy has the whole Sha-Bang it means their gorgeous and have it ALL... making you turn your head to stare!"

 

Hey they all seem appropriate to me.... such a great multi-purpose word for this industry.... feel free to use it as you see fit lol

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Here's one I just made up: penitration. :)

I'd be pleased to give demonstrations of the meaning of this noun.

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This a real thing "thighbrow" or "thigh brow" and it's getting popular. Thigh brow is that little crease that happens above your thigh when you sit on your knees or just simply sit down on a chair. Here are a few examples.

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They are sexy....aren't they?

 

So next time you see a lady where you can see her thighs check out her thigh brows and compliment her on it, she will like it !

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snoozefeed - the act of instead of getting up out of bed when the alarm rings or you wake up, reaching for your cell phone/tablet/ipad/etc and checking for the latest social media posts. Cute word, IMO, but I never do this as a first thing. Fight #e-ddiction!

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Guest st*****ens**ors

My favourite word that sounds sexual but isn't: defenestrate.

 

To throw out of a window. Only request defenestration from providers who live on the ground floor.

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Here's a useful word :)

Anantidaephobia: an irrational fear of ducks

 

What do you call a rational fear of ducks, I wonder? :)

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