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What are some of the phrases you have heard or used to describe MASTURBATION?

 

Female or Male self pleasure time............

 

 

Choke the chicken

 

pull the wire.......

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'jack off' - standard

'jerk off' - variation on above

'jackoffturbation' - mix of a few

'diddle' - more something I would use to refer to women

 

That's all I have for now.

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Answer the Bone-A-Phone

Assault on a Friendly Weapon

Backstroke Roulette

Baiting your Hook

Batting Practice

Bash The Candle

Beat Off

Beating the Bait

Beating the Bishop

Beating the Dummy

Beating the Snake

Beating the Stick (Please no more "beat")

Beating your Meat

Being your Own Best Friend

Bleed the Weed

Blow Your Load

Bludgeon the Beefsteak

Boppin' your Bologna

Buckin' it

Buffing the Banana

Buffing the Wood

Burping the Worm

Butter Your Corn

Calling Down For More Mayo

Calling All Cum

Carrying Weight

Cast Off

Changing your Oil

Charm the Cobra

Choaking Charlie 'till He Throws Up

Choke Kojak

Choke your Chicken

Civil War

Cleaning out your Rope

Clean the Pipes

Clean your Rifle

Clubbing Eddy

Couch Hockey for One

Cracking the Fat

Crank the Shank

Cranking

Cranking For Cum

Crank Your Cordiano

Crown the King

Cuff the Carrot

Cuffing the Puppy

Cum The Scum

Custer's Last Stand

Date Miss Michigan

Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters

Devil's Handshake (Catholic School)

Diddle

Dishonorable Discharge

Disseminating

Doddle Whacking

Doodle Your Noodle

Do The Dew

Drain the Dragon

Drain the Monster

Drain the Vein

Dropping A Line

Dropping Stomach Pancakes

Firm Your Worm

Fist Fuck

Fist your Mister

Five Against One

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Five Knuckle Olympics

Flogging Your Dong

Flogging Your Log

Flute Solo

Flying a Kite

Fondle the Fig

Freeing the Willies

Frigging the Love Muscle (British)

Gallop the Antelope

Gallop the Maggot

Getting In Touch With Your Manhood

Getting In Touch With Yourself

Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense"

Getting Your Caps Peeled

Giving it a Tug

Giving the John Hancock

Grease the Pipe

Greasing your Bone

Hack the Hog

Ham Shank

Hand Job

Hands on Training

Hand to Gland Combat

Hand Work

Having a Roy (Australian)

Have it Off

Have One Off the Wrist

Hitchhike Under the Big Top

Hitching to Heaven

Hit the Ham

Holding All The Cards

Holding Your Sausage Hostage

Hone your Bone

Hump your Fist

Hump your Hose

Humpin' Air

Ironing Some Wrinkles

Jack Hammer

Jack Off

Jackin'

Jackin' the Beanstalk

Jag Off

J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank)

Jazz Yourself

Jelly Roll

Jerk Off

Jerk the Gherkin

Jerk the Johnson

Jiggle the Jewelry

Jimmying your Joey

Killing the Beast

Knock the Top Off

Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump

Launching the Hand Shuttle

Leakin' the Main Drain

Loping your Mule

Making the Bald Guy Puke

Making Nut Butter

Making Yogurt

Mangle the Midget

Manipulate the Mango

Manual Override

Masonic Secret Self Handshake

Massage your Muscle

Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior

Measuring For Condoms

Milking the Bull

Milking the Lizard

Milking the Monkey

Milkywaying

Moulding Hot Plastic

Nerk your Throbber

Oil the Glove

Oiling The Pogo Stick

One Handed Clapping

One Man Show

One Man Tug-O-War

Pack your Palm

Paddle the Pickle

Paint the Pickle

Pain the Walls

Pam Anderson Polka

Pat the Robertson

Peel Some Chilis

Peel the Banana

Peel the Carrot

Petting Your Dog

Playing With Dick

Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends

Playing With Your Noodle

Play Pocket Pool

Play the Organ

Play the Pisser

Play the Piss Pipe

Play the Skin Flute

Play the Stand-Up Organ

Playing With the Snake

Playing Your Instrument

Play With Yourself

Pocket Pinball

Pocket Pool

Polish the Chrome Dome

Polish the Rocket

Polish the Sword

Polish your Bayonet

Polish your Helmet

Popping the Porpoise

Popping The Purple Pimple

Pound Off

Pound Your Flounder

Pound Your Piss Pump

Pounding your Pud

Pudwhacking

Pud Wrestling

Puddin'

Pull the Root

Pulling The Wire

Pulling Your Goalie

Pull Off

Pulling The Piss Pump

Pull the Pole

Pull the Pope

Pull Your Pud

Pull your Taffy

Pumping For Pleasure

Pumping For Power

Pump the Python

Punchin' The Clown

Punchin' The Munchkin

Punishing Percy

Punishing the Bishop

Ram the Ham

Ride the Great White Knuckler

Rolling The Fleshy Blunt

Roman Helmet Rhumba

Ropin' the Long Horn

Rope the Pony

Roughing up the Suspect

Rounding Up the Tadpoles

Routin' for the Yankees

Rub One Out

Rub the Unicorn's Horn

Runka (Swedish)

Scraping Your Carrot

Scratching the Itch

Seasonin' Your Meat

See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters

Self Love

Sending out the Troops

Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln (Please - no more "Shaking Hands")

Shaking Hands With the Governor

Shaking Hands With Shorty

Shaking Hands With the Unemployed

Shake the Snake

Shifting Gears

Shine Your Pole

Shining The Helmet

Shooting Enemies

Shooting Putty at the Moon

Shooting Sherman

Shucking Bubba

Slam the Hammer

Slammin' the Salami

Slappin' Pappy

Slapping the Clown

Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ

Slap My Happy Sacks

Slap the Salami

Slapping the Cyclops (Please - no more "Slapping")

Slapping your Chub

Slinging Jelly

Sloppy Joe's Last Stand

Sloppy Sign Language

Stroke the Stallion

Smacking your Sister

Snap the Monkey

Snap the Whip

Snapping Your Carrot

Spank the Frank

Spank your Monkey

Spear Chucking

Spreading the Mayo

Spunk the Monk

Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie

Squeeze the Lemon

Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste

Squeezing the Burrito

Staff Meeting

Stall Clapping

Stir the Soup

Stroke Off

Stroking It

Stroking your Goat

Stroke your Poker

Taking a Shake Break

Tame the Wild Hog

Tap the Turkey

Tease the Python

Tease the Weasle

Tenderize the Meat

The Erky Jerk

The Sticky Page Rhumba

Threading a Needle

Throw off a Batch

Throwin' Down

Thump the Pump

Tickle the Elmo

Tickle the Pickle

Toss Off

Toss the Boss

Toss the Turkey

Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake

Tug of War with Cyclops

Tuning the Antenna

Tussle with Your Muscle

Unwapping the Pepperoni

Varnishing the Cane

Wailing

Walk the Dog

Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm

Wank (British)

Waxing the Dolphin

Wax your Jackson

Wax your Weasel

Wax your Willy

Whack Off

Whack Your Tack

Whip the Dummy

Whip your Dripper

Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder

Whipping the Pony

Whipping the Window Washer

White Water Wristing

Whizzin' Jizzim

Wiggling your Worm

Winding the Jack In The Box

Wonk your Conker

Working a Cramp out of your Muscle

Working your Willy

Wrestling the Eel

Wring Out your Rope

Wring Your Thing

Yahtzee

Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy)

Yank Off

Yank the Yodle

Yank your Crank

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3 Point Shot

A Night in With the Girls

Airing the Orchid

Auditioning the Finger Puppets

Beat the Beaver

Beating Around the Bush

Brushing The Beaver

Carpet Bumping

Cat Got Tongue

Checking for Squirrels

Clam Bake for One

Cleaning your Fingers

Clitters

Coming Into Your Own

Countering Cunts

Creamin'

Coming Into Your Own

Cunt Cuddling

Dialing the Rotary Phone

Digging a Trench

Doing your Nails

Dousing the Digits

Drilling For Oil

Engaging in Safe Sex

Erasing the Problem

Fanning the Fur

Feeding the Bearded Clam

Feeding your Slot

Fiddling the Bean

Fingerbating

Fingerpainting

Finger Blasting

Flickin' the Bean

Flit your Clit

Fucking Without Complications

Gagging the Clam

Gagging the Lips of Love

Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion

Get a Lube Job

Get To Know Yourself

Get a Stinky Pinky

Going Mining

Groping the Grotto

Greasing your Hips

Grissle Rub

Gusset Typing

Having Sex With Someone you Love

Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw

Hitchhiking South

Hitchhiking to Heaven

Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off

Jocelyn Eldering

Let Your Fingers do the Walkin'

Levy Break Limbo

Making Soup

Manual Override

Muffin Buffin'

Nulling the Void

Paddling the Pink Canoe

Pampering the Pussy

Parting the Red Sea

Pearl Fishing

Pet the Petunia

Pet the Pussy Cat

Polishing the Nugget

Polishing the Peanut

Polishing the Pearl

Play Poker

Play the Clitar

Play Couch Hockey for One

Play the Silent Trumbone

Playing With Her Pineapple

Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters

Playing With the Man in the Boat

Pushing the Button

Pussy Soccer

Riding the Unicycle

Rolling the Dough

Rubbin' the Nubbin

Rubbing the Donut

Rubbing the Red Pussycat

Scoring the Hoop

Slapping the Mackerel

Soaking the Whisker Biscuit

Spelunking

Spearing the Bearded Clam

Squeeze the Peach

Strumming

Strumming the Banjo

Surfing the Channel

Teasing the Kitty

Teasing the Tuna Taco

Testing the Plumbing

The Virgin's Release

Tickling the Taco

Tiptoe Through the TwoLips

Toggling the Bit

Tossing Pink Salad

Trolling the Bermuda Triangle

Two Finger Taco Tango

Washing your Fingers

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Guest f***2f***

wow what more is there to say after that exhaustive list?;-)

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Damn you. You stole that from some internet site somewhere.

 

I was all excited to throw out "muffin buffin'" and flicking the clit.

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Guest f***2f***

we're just gonna have to start a new thread on names for oral sex.....

fellatio:

polishing the pole

nob gobbling

sword swallowing

 

cunnilingus:

carpet munching

cunt lapping

muffin munching

dining at the y

canoe licking

tongue fucking

tongue lashing

 

etc

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Hang on, I got a couple more for the manual manipulations...

 

For the Seinfeld fans: Master of Your Domain

 

One more for the ladies: Playing the Slots

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Bloody Hell whatsup. Those lists just keep going and going...never realized there so many terms out there!

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There will a exam on Monday April 6, 2009 at 1000 am. You must achieve 70percent factor for a passing grade, and you may use your left hand only while answering and beating to the test music.:mrgreen:

 

Watch our first member's video

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezmsHZpGSXk

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Damn it, I'd better start studying!!!

 

There will a exam on Monday April 6, 2009 at 1000 am. You must achieve 70percent factor for a passing grade, and you may use your left hand only while answering and beating to the test music.:mrgreen:

 

Watch our first member's video

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezmsHZpGSXk

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well...I was looking for peoples own thoughts......as the internet is so easy to find stuff......clic.....copy .......paste........

 

Oh well...there goes a fun thread............

 

I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE

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I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE

 

After all, that's what it all comes down to! Not sure if the pun was intended or not :razz:

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We all have a name for our private ( from what I read in the recommendations ) so what I call it is playing with Jim and the twins.:handjob:

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Bloody Hell whatsup. Those lists just keep going and going...never realized there so many terms out there!

 

Neither did I :lol:

 

Wow, after Whatsup, I have nothing!

 

Did you work on it all night long?

 

Apex

 

Nope. Click,copy & paste

 

well...I was looking for peoples own thoughts......as the internet is so easy to find stuff......clic.....copy .......paste........

 

Oh well...there goes a fun thread............

 

I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE

 

Lesson learned, I will not add to thread in the same manner if created.

But damn, I was overwhelmed that there were so many terms :lol:

 

we're just gonna have to start a new thread on names for oral sex.....

fellatio:

polishing the pole

nob gobbling

sword swallowing

 

cunnilingus:

carpet munching

cunt lapping

muffin munching

dining at the y

canoe licking

tongue fucking

tongue lashing

 

etc

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Now that all that has been brought to the table, how about different names for sex!

 

I always found "Dinky Stincky" a funny chiledish one!

 

Apex

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