antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 What are some of the phrases you have heard or used to describe MASTURBATION? Female or Male self pleasure time............ Choke the chicken pull the wire....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thetiminator 100 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 'jack off' - standard 'jerk off' - variation on above 'jackoffturbation' - mix of a few 'diddle' - more something I would use to refer to women That's all I have for now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 yanking the noodle taking matters into your own hand...lol playing with my thingie...hehe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 one for the women....jill-off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 Answer the Bone-A-Phone Assault on a Friendly Weapon Backstroke Roulette Baiting your Hook Batting Practice Bash The Candle Beat Off Beating the Bait Beating the Bishop Beating the Dummy Beating the Snake Beating the Stick (Please no more "beat") Beating your Meat Being your Own Best Friend Bleed the Weed Blow Your Load Bludgeon the Beefsteak Boppin' your Bologna Buckin' it Buffing the Banana Buffing the Wood Burping the Worm Butter Your Corn Calling Down For More Mayo Calling All Cum Carrying Weight Cast Off Changing your Oil Charm the Cobra Choaking Charlie 'till He Throws Up Choke Kojak Choke your Chicken Civil War Cleaning out your Rope Clean the Pipes Clean your Rifle Clubbing Eddy Couch Hockey for One Cracking the Fat Crank the Shank Cranking Cranking For Cum Crank Your Cordiano Crown the King Cuff the Carrot Cuffing the Puppy Cum The Scum Custer's Last Stand Date Miss Michigan Date Mother Palm and Her Five Daughters Devil's Handshake (Catholic School) Diddle Dishonorable Discharge Disseminating Doddle Whacking Doodle Your Noodle Do The Dew Drain the Dragon Drain the Monster Drain the Vein Dropping A Line Dropping Stomach Pancakes Firm Your Worm Fist Fuck Fist your Mister Five Against One Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle Five Knuckle Olympics Flogging Your Dong Flogging Your Log Flute Solo Flying a Kite Fondle the Fig Freeing the Willies Frigging the Love Muscle (British) Gallop the Antelope Gallop the Maggot Getting In Touch With Your Manhood Getting In Touch With Yourself Getting to Know Yourself Personally in the "Biblical Sense" Getting Your Caps Peeled Giving it a Tug Giving the John Hancock Grease the Pipe Greasing your Bone Hack the Hog Ham Shank Hand Job Hands on Training Hand to Gland Combat Hand Work Having a Roy (Australian) Have it Off Have One Off the Wrist Hitchhike Under the Big Top Hitching to Heaven Hit the Ham Holding All The Cards Holding Your Sausage Hostage Hone your Bone Hump your Fist Hump your Hose Humpin' Air Ironing Some Wrinkles Jack Hammer Jack Off Jackin' Jackin' the Beanstalk Jag Off J Arthur Rank (British rhyming slang - wank) Jazz Yourself Jelly Roll Jerk Off Jerk the Gherkin Jerk the Johnson Jiggle the Jewelry Jimmying your Joey Killing the Beast Knock the Top Off Knuckle Shuffle on your Piss Pump Launching the Hand Shuttle Leakin' the Main Drain Loping your Mule Making the Bald Guy Puke Making Nut Butter Making Yogurt Mangle the Midget Manipulate the Mango Manual Override Masonic Secret Self Handshake Massage your Muscle Massage your Purple-Headed Warrior Measuring For Condoms Milking the Bull Milking the Lizard Milking the Monkey Milkywaying Moulding Hot Plastic Nerk your Throbber Oil the Glove Oiling The Pogo Stick One Handed Clapping One Man Show One Man Tug-O-War Pack your Palm Paddle the Pickle Paint the Pickle Pain the Walls Pam Anderson Polka Pat the Robertson Peel Some Chilis Peel the Banana Peel the Carrot Petting Your Dog Playing With Dick Playing With Susi Palmer and her five friends Playing With Your Noodle Play Pocket Pool Play the Organ Play the Pisser Play the Piss Pipe Play the Skin Flute Play the Stand-Up Organ Playing With the Snake Playing Your Instrument Play With Yourself Pocket Pinball Pocket Pool Polish the Chrome Dome Polish the Rocket Polish the Sword Polish your Bayonet Polish your Helmet Popping the Porpoise Popping The Purple Pimple Pound Off Pound Your Flounder Pound Your Piss Pump Pounding your Pud Pudwhacking Pud Wrestling Puddin' Pull the Root Pulling The Wire Pulling Your Goalie Pull Off Pulling The Piss Pump Pull the Pole Pull the Pope Pull Your Pud Pull your Taffy Pumping For Pleasure Pumping For Power Pump the Python Punchin' The Clown Punchin' The Munchkin Punishing Percy Punishing the Bishop Ram the Ham Ride the Great White Knuckler Rolling The Fleshy Blunt Roman Helmet Rhumba Ropin' the Long Horn Rope the Pony Roughing up the Suspect Rounding Up the Tadpoles Routin' for the Yankees Rub One Out Rub the Unicorn's Horn Runka (Swedish) Scraping Your Carrot Scratching the Itch Seasonin' Your Meat See Mrs. Palmer & Five Daughters Self Love Sending out the Troops Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln (Please - no more "Shaking Hands") Shaking Hands With the Governor Shaking Hands With Shorty Shaking Hands With the Unemployed Shake the Snake Shifting Gears Shine Your Pole Shining The Helmet Shooting Enemies Shooting Putty at the Moon Shooting Sherman Shucking Bubba Slam the Hammer Slammin' the Salami Slappin' Pappy Slapping the Clown Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ Slap My Happy Sacks Slap the Salami Slapping the Cyclops (Please - no more "Slapping") Slapping your Chub Slinging Jelly Sloppy Joe's Last Stand Sloppy Sign Language Stroke the Stallion Smacking your Sister Snap the Monkey Snap the Whip Snapping Your Carrot Spank the Frank Spank your Monkey Spear Chucking Spreading the Mayo Spunk the Monk Squeeze the Cream From the Flesh Twinkie Squeeze the Lemon Squeezing the Tube of Tooth Paste Squeezing the Burrito Staff Meeting Stall Clapping Stir the Soup Stroke Off Stroking It Stroking your Goat Stroke your Poker Taking a Shake Break Tame the Wild Hog Tap the Turkey Tease the Python Tease the Weasle Tenderize the Meat The Erky Jerk The Sticky Page Rhumba Threading a Needle Throw off a Batch Throwin' Down Thump the Pump Tickle the Elmo Tickle the Pickle Toss Off Toss the Boss Toss the Turkey Tugging your Toobsteak/Toobsnake Tug of War with Cyclops Tuning the Antenna Tussle with Your Muscle Unwapping the Pepperoni Varnishing the Cane Wailing Walk the Dog Walking Willie the One Eyed Wonder Worm Wank (British) Waxing the Dolphin Wax your Jackson Wax your Weasel Wax your Willy Whack Off Whack Your Tack Whip the Dummy Whip your Dripper Whipping the One-Eyed Wonder Whipping the Pony Whipping the Window Washer White Water Wristing Whizzin' Jizzim Wiggling your Worm Winding the Jack In The Box Wonk your Conker Working a Cramp out of your Muscle Working your Willy Wrestling the Eel Wring Out your Rope Wring Your Thing Yahtzee Yank My Doodle (It's a Dandy) Yank Off Yank the Yodle Yank your Crank Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 Playing with myself, fingering myself.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted April 3, 2009 3 Point Shot A Night in With the Girls Airing the Orchid Auditioning the Finger Puppets Beat the Beaver Beating Around the Bush Brushing The Beaver Carpet Bumping Cat Got Tongue Checking for Squirrels Clam Bake for One Cleaning your Fingers Clitters Coming Into Your Own Countering Cunts Creamin' Coming Into Your Own Cunt Cuddling Dialing the Rotary Phone Digging a Trench Doing your Nails Dousing the Digits Drilling For Oil Engaging in Safe Sex Erasing the Problem Fanning the Fur Feeding the Bearded Clam Feeding your Slot Fiddling the Bean Fingerbating Fingerpainting Finger Blasting Flickin' the Bean Flit your Clit Fucking Without Complications Gagging the Clam Gagging the Lips of Love Genital Stimulation via Phalangetic Motion Get a Lube Job Get To Know Yourself Get a Stinky Pinky Going Mining Groping the Grotto Greasing your Hips Grissle Rub Gusset Typing Having Sex With Someone you Love Hee-Haw with wrinkled Mee-Maw Hitchhiking South Hitchhiking to Heaven Hitchhiking Under the Big Top Jillin' Off Jocelyn Eldering Let Your Fingers do the Walkin' Levy Break Limbo Making Soup Manual Override Muffin Buffin' Nulling the Void Paddling the Pink Canoe Pampering the Pussy Parting the Red Sea Pearl Fishing Pet the Petunia Pet the Pussy Cat Polishing the Nugget Polishing the Peanut Polishing the Pearl Play Poker Play the Clitar Play Couch Hockey for One Play the Silent Trumbone Playing With Her Pineapple Playing with Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters Playing With the Man in the Boat Pushing the Button Pussy Soccer Riding the Unicycle Rolling the Dough Rubbin' the Nubbin Rubbing the Donut Rubbing the Red Pussycat Scoring the Hoop Slapping the Mackerel Soaking the Whisker Biscuit Spelunking Spearing the Bearded Clam Squeeze the Peach Strumming Strumming the Banjo Surfing the Channel Teasing the Kitty Teasing the Tuna Taco Testing the Plumbing The Virgin's Release Tickling the Taco Tiptoe Through the TwoLips Toggling the Bit Tossing Pink Salad Trolling the Bermuda Triangle Two Finger Taco Tango Washing your Fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted April 4, 2009 wow what more is there to say after that exhaustive list?;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 Damn you. You stole that from some internet site somewhere. I was all excited to throw out "muffin buffin'" and flicking the clit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted April 4, 2009 we're just gonna have to start a new thread on names for oral sex..... fellatio: polishing the pole nob gobbling sword swallowing cunnilingus: carpet munching cunt lapping muffin munching dining at the y canoe licking tongue fucking tongue lashing etc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 Yeah, I can get in on this one! You forgot muff diving! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caveman 147 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 Hang on, I got a couple more for the manual manipulations... For the Seinfeld fans: Master of Your Domain One more for the ladies: Playing the Slots Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 Bloody Hell whatsup. Those lists just keep going and going...never realized there so many terms out there! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 There will a exam on Monday April 6, 2009 at 1000 am. You must achieve 70percent factor for a passing grade, and you may use your left hand only while answering and beating to the test music.:mrgreen: Watch our first member's video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezmsHZpGSXk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted April 4, 2009 Damn it, I'd better start studying!!! There will a exam on Monday April 6, 2009 at 1000 am. You must achieve 70percent factor for a passing grade, and you may use your left hand only while answering and beating to the test music.:mrgreen: Watch our first member's video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezmsHZpGSXk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 well...I was looking for peoples own thoughts......as the internet is so easy to find stuff......clic.....copy .......paste........ Oh well...there goes a fun thread............ I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE After all, that's what it all comes down to! Not sure if the pun was intended or not :razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Wow, after Whatsup, I have nothing! Did you work on it all night long? Apex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 We all have a name for our private ( from what I read in the recommendations ) so what I call it is playing with Jim and the twins.:handjob: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Bloody Hell whatsup. Those lists just keep going and going...never realized there so many terms out there! Neither did I :lol: Wow, after Whatsup, I have nothing! Did you work on it all night long? Apex Nope. Click,copy & paste well...I was looking for peoples own thoughts......as the internet is so easy to find stuff......clic.....copy .......paste........ Oh well...there goes a fun thread............ I guess I will just have to stick with my all time favorite.....MASTURBATE Lesson learned, I will not add to thread in the same manner if created. But damn, I was overwhelmed that there were so many terms :lol: we're just gonna have to start a new thread on names for oral sex.....fellatio: polishing the pole nob gobbling sword swallowing cunnilingus: carpet munching cunt lapping muffin munching dining at the y canoe licking tongue fucking tongue lashing etc Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annessa 22743 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 petting the pearl (in the oyster) ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Now that all that has been brought to the table, how about different names for sex! I always found "Dinky Stincky" a funny chiledish one! Apex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
