Guys & Girls-Your most hated questions?

[LeeRichards 177238]

Him: "when are you available"

Me: "1pm"

Him: "ok, can I come at 12:30?"

 

If I was available at 12:30 I am pretty sure I would have said 12:30.

 

Fine then....how about 12:45 ?? Split the difference...Will that work for ya Meg ? and...and if you aren't a clock watcher maybe I can sneak in an extra 15 minutes ;) ha ha

 

Then I will ask you what your rates are, because I can't read apparently, then ask you if you will take $25 less

 

Then I will ask you if you do bbfs becasue I am clean

 

And finally I will ask what color condoms you use ....because blue is my favorite color Meg ;)

 

See you at 1 PM !!

[masterowls 249]

The question I get asked most often, and the one I hate answering the most as is sexually active disabled man is, "can you get it up?" I have two standard answers. The answer I use most often is, "let's go find out shall we?" The other answer I use when I'm feeling particularly nasty is, "I am in a wheelchair, not dead, of course I can get it up"

Each of those seem to have the desired effect. To be honest though I think people are just legitimately curious because it is a rather unique situation for most people. I just wish they would come up with a less crass way of asking the question.

[NotchJohnson 214123]

I got asked this question before and it bugged me for a bit and I also took it as a compliment. "Why does a good looking guy like you have to pay to see a girl like me?", "You can get any girl you want with your looks".

[outsider 1014]

I get the same question as you Notch!!!

 

I think we can all agree that all these questions are not what should be asked. But I think there are some questions that just peaks someones interest as this hobbie is all behind closed doors. I'm not saying they should be asked either, but if a guy is nervous, something stupid might come out.

[Valarie_Curves 503]

 

8) I'm young and hot... Can I get a discount?

 

That has to be my FAVE of all time...LMFAO!!!

[roamingguy 300292]

 

8 I'm young and hot... Can I get a discount?

 

 

I'm old, well middle aged, and well not so hot....but I'm a gentleman

I sure appreciate you young beautiful women seeing me

Is it ok if I bring a gift and tip too

RG

[Sweet Emily J 172062]

I got asked this question before and it bugged me for a bit and I also took it as a compliment. "Why does a good looking guy like you have to pay to see a girl like me?", "You can get any girl you want with your looks".

 

This is kind of a stupid thing to say. I understand that maybe she was trying to flatter you or whatever, but it insinuates that only "ugly" dudes see escorts. And we all know that this couldn't be farther from the truth. It also sounds like she is saying that because you are attractive, there must be something else wrong with you to have paid to see her. There are many reasons why men choose to be with paid companions, and the notion that they "can't get laid anywhere else" because they aren't "good looking" is generally not on this list. Not to mention that more the more attractive clients don't necessarily make better clients either. A good guest is defined by a million more important factors than his physical appeal.

 

On another note, about silly questions, I got this in my inbox last night:

 

"what r the risks for BBBJ?

or DATY?

i think u offer both...."

 

That is the entire word for word, copied and pasted message. No "Hello Emily" or anything. I realize most of these people with these questions have no ill intentions, but geez.... Dude, give me a break.

[Lexy Grace 103697]

I got asked this question before and it bugged me for a bit and I also took it as a compliment. "Why does a good looking guy like you have to pay to see a girl like me?", "You can get any girl you want with your looks".

 

I can see why it would. A number of "special friends" of my mine are single and attached and just delicious and not arrogant. Those ones never see me again. You can look good, know it but don't make it the whole topic of conversation. Everyone I see has something yummy about them that I adore, right down to a cute belly button. Nothing like a blue or green eyed delectable yummy bandit to get the panties moist and the list goes on and but I need to stop lol, my heads feeling hot.

With me/us providers there's no drama, fighting or constant nagging that can eventually sneak its evil little way in to a relationship and then all hell breaks loose but you love each other still possibly (in some cases there's children, your comfortable, or are together because sometimes it's just cheaper to keep her or him) YES I said IT and made it bold too.

 

I'd be a smart ass and probably say. "This is why I see providers to avoid stupid, silly questions like this. I may be handsome but I'm not a piece of meat" and would have flipped the script on her.