Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 1- Let's get started, we need to finish before my next appointment! 2- I forgot to brush my teeth today! 3- The guy that just left........ 4- Any use of the word "SMALL" 5- I haven't showered yet togay! 6- Wow! I have had an itch in my crotch for some time now! 7- Do you have a brother? 8- Are you done yet? 9- OMG, you remind me of George Bush! 10- Do you know what your doing down there? Don't worry the "Dumbest things you can say to an SP" will be out tomorow! Apex!:-D Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest i***k*** Report post Posted April 6, 2009 I think "Is it in yet?" would be a pretty bad thing to say... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Ouch, lol ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 I think "Is it in yet?" would be a pretty bad thing to say... I think that would be the ultimate thing not to say! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 wow...that was fast.... Are you done yet?..... you were getting me horny....... not that any of that has been said to me...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 wow...that was fast.... Are you done yet?..... you were getting me horny....... not that any of that has been said to me...... Sure! Yah and the same goes for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 1- Let's get started, we need to finish before my next appointment!2- I forgot to brush my teeth today! 3- The guy that just left........ 4- Any use of the word "SMALL" 5- I haven't showered yet togay! 6- Wow! I have had an itch in my crotch for some time now! 7- Do you have a brother? 8- Are you done yet? 9- OMG, you remind me of George Bush! 10- Do you know what your doing down there? Don't worry the "Dumbest things you can say to an SP" will be out tomorow! Apex!:-D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOiUkRBx_s&feature=related Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbOiUkRBx_s&feature=related ROTFLMAO! I needed that one "WHATSUP!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 Now that one would suck!!! I think "Is it in yet?" would be a pretty bad thing to say... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted April 6, 2009 In the middle of the session...I've actually had all three options happen. (that rates them a non-repeat) "hold on sweetie I just have to; a. answer the phone b. make a call c.check my texts......":-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted April 6, 2009 I would definitely not repeat with them either. Any of the three options would probably cause me to blow a gasket!!! Man would I be pissed off! In the middle of the session...I've actually had all three options happen. (that rates them a non-repeat) "hold on sweetie I just have to; a. answer the phone b. make a call c.check my texts......":-( Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 (edited) I would definitely not repeat with them either. Any of the three options would probably cause me to blow a gasket!!! Man would I be pissed off! Actually - any of those would be serious mood killers and not result in anything getting blown.:shock: Got one to add - "Everything is safe, but no kissing on the lips. I give a really good CBJ but no kissing on the lips because I don't love you". :roll: Jesus, it's not like we hooked up on Lava Life or something, fuck!! Edited April 7, 2009 by Seymour add 2 more cents. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted April 7, 2009 Then there was the chick that left the TV on, watched it and commented on the program while we were warming up.....had to do her doggie to get her to face away from the screen and stop talking about the latest hollywood gossip on etalk!! Jeez!! Ladies if you want to leave the TV on to mask the sounds of lovemaking for the busy bodies in the next room....find a music channel or something!!;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 ROTFLMAO...Had a lady who was watching the fucking "price is right" told her price would be cut RIGHT IN half if she didn't turn off the TV..or put it to music! Then there was the chick that left the TV on, watched it and commented on the program while we were warming up.....had to do her doggie to get her to face away from the screen and stop talking about the latest hollywood gossip on etalk!! Jeez!! Ladies if you want to leave the TV on to mask the sounds of lovemaking for the busy bodies in the next room....find a music channel or something!!;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 Yep, I'd be walking out the door! ROTFLMAO...Had a lady who was watching the fucking "price is right" told her price would be cut RIGHT IN half if she didn't turn off the TV..or put it to music! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 Someone who does this really doesn't want to be there or doing this work, it seems to me. Nothing to do with masking sounds. She simply doesn't like fucking guys for money and wants to distract herself from what she's doing. So, she should get out of the business pronto and the client should leave, IMHO, because she's just making herself more unhappy and angry and you might as well be screwing a blow-up doll - there's no level of connection at all. Then there was the chick that left the TV on, watched it and commented on the program while we were warming up.....had to do her doggie to get her to face away from the screen and stop talking about the latest hollywood gossip on etalk!! Jeez!! Ladies if you want to leave the TV on to mask the sounds of lovemaking for the busy bodies in the next room....find a music channel or something!!;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 .........they call you ....John......oops.......... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misterdynomite30 174 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 1- Let's get started, we need to finish before my next appointment! Unfortunately, I've heard this more than once in Halifax... *sigh* Thank God N.B. isn't that far away. WHat a difference a entirely different province makes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 7, 2009 Here's a funny one! Hury up, my parents are comming home soon! Get out! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MissAva 376 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 Wow guys....lol Sounds Rough. Big hugs and sweet kisses! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 Here's a funny one! Hury up, my parents are comming home soon! Get out! Posted via Mobile Device Sorry but I can't help it... LOL Thanks for the morning laugh! xox Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 Sorry but I can't help it...LOL Thanks for the morning laugh! xox Yes people, that one was a joke! Thank you Miss Cloe! Sexy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JoyfulC 132299 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 One of the stupidest things I ever said to a guy in a session was this guy who came in, an obvious nervous newbie, and he noticed my wedding ring. He asked, "where's your husband now?" Hoping to break the ice with a little humour, I said, "in the next room with a shotgun and a videocam!" Wrong answer! I guess he didn't get my sense of humour. He's one of the few that never came back... (And yes, we do sometimes put the TV on to mask sound -- music works great for most guys, but for others, the sounds of car chases, guns being fired, screaming victims and/or canned laughter does a better job. ;) ) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Apex2006 1071 Report post Posted April 8, 2009 One of the stupidest things I ever said to a guy in a session was this guy who came in, an obvious nervous newbie, and he noticed my wedding ring. He asked, "where's your husband now?" Hoping to break the ice with a little humour, I said, "in the next room with a shotgun and a videocam!" Wrong answer! I guess he didn't get my sense of humour. He's one of the few that never came back... (And yes, we do sometimes put the TV on to mask sound -- music works great for most guys, but for others, the sounds of car chases, guns being fired, screaming victims and/or canned laughter does a better job. ;) ) You did not? I don't belevet that one! it's to funny! Apex Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted April 9, 2009 - SP: Good to see you John. Please, come in. How are you today? - Gentleman: Hummm, John, who's John? - SP: Oh, I'm sorry, you must be Mark then? Oupps! ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
