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now I have had many a time in my life for playing practical jokes on people....as I have lots of time in my life so far.....

 

Now this thread is about practical jokes you have set up and do.........ones that take some time to set up...ones that get not one...but gets the one in front of many people....

 

something like getting Punk'd.......

 

so.....one of my all time favorites is this....

 

I had a friend who lived about a half hour away......nice house....but a little old and kind of creepy....

His TV was in the living room....where most people have thiers...but his was set in such a way that his couch was in front of the window....the TV on the other side of the room...

So I picked up one of those universal remotes.....the kind you can program to any TV.....well I did that....and his VCR also.....

I would go to the house when he was watching TV...change channels....adjust volume......randomly..while having a smoke.....

I would do this every so often.......over a few days....turn the TV on before he got home...or in the middle of the night turn them on...and off just before he touched them......

he sent them in for repairs...thinking something was wrong.....he girlfriend was getting freaked out...he was already freaking out....

 

Did this for about 2 weeks......he started talking about it.....over beers...we told him he was nuts.....wa hard trying to keep a straight face....

 

Funny thing...he said it stopped....just like that one week......we never did tell him what I did....

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we helped move a freind one time and his tv needed a remote to turn it on. The power switch on the tv was broke. well we keep all his tv and satalite remotes from him for over a week, he was so upset that he lost then durring the move along with all his tolet paper and klenex. Two things a man needs in life and we had both.

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good one......

 

I also like when I visit friends I will sneak to thier computers and put a piece of tape on the bottom of the optical mouse........half the time people buy a new mouse...and when they change the mouse...they find the tape.......

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i have gone a taken car keys from friends and leave them in their mailbox. gotta get both sets.

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I saw an escort one afternoon who happened to be friends with another girl who worked at the same agency. It turned out that I had an appointment to see her friend later on that day, so the escort I was with asked me to play a practical joke on her!

 

Apparently, her friend had been out drinking the previous day at a music festival and had gotten completely wasted to the point that she got sick. The drink was called "Groove". The plan was for me to meet the other escort, who I was also a regular client of, and tell her that I had made special arrangements with room service beforehand, and that drinks were ready and available, and would she care to join me?? Of course, she ended up saying yes, to which I replied "I heard of this really cool drink named Groove, and I ordered a couple of bottles for us." OMG.... you should have seen her face! She turned absolutely GREEN!!! *lol*!!! It was so funny! We both had a good laugh afterwards... :-P

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nice.....cruel...but nice.....

 

I know! She made me go stand in the corner afterwards... what a bad little boy I am! *lol*

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CAR PRANKS

 

Another buddy got married and we wired his car horn to his brake pedal. We were young back then.

 

 

Yes...classical....wire the horn to the turn signal works well.........it honks with the flash ans usually the user does not realize until much later.....

 

 

 

One of my favorite jokes was installing a winshield washer pump into a water jug...installed the jug under the seat. then ran a small hose from the pump to fuel injector nozel we mounted under the passenger head rest and pointed it towards the driver.

The wired the pump to the ignition.......we were all outside when my friend got into his car.....we watched patiently as he closed the door......put his key in the ignition.......then turned the key......

The instant he turned the key the pump started.....high pressure pumps those little things are.....and caused the water to come out the injector head.....in a fine...super fine...mist...almost a fog..

Well the container was emptied in less that 4 seconds......it took our friend about 3.5 seconds to get out of the car.......

he looked like a wet dog.......and the car had a wonderful fine coating of water all in it.........

 

freaking look on his face when he was getting misted....then out of his car........priceless

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While attending university, I owned a 1966 Mini Cooper (smaller than the current Mini's made by BMW nowadays) and I used to park it on the street just outside the rooming house where I was living. It was a big, old place with a huge front porch on it. I got up one morning and looked out my window as I always did to check on the car. It was gone and I ran downstairs in my underwear and out the front door only to find the car on the front porch. This was courtesy of my football team mates (the defensive linemen) who picked it up and carried it up the stairs to the porch. What made things even worse (or funny depending upon your perspective) were the photographs taken of me in my underwear standing on the porch hugging my Mini Cooper that circulated about the school for many months after. I loved that little car.

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Have done this to guys at work. Run a wire from a plug wire, up and under the seat, and poke it up through the back........so when you get in the car and start it you get zapped right on the ass......your not long getting out!!:razz:

 

Another good one, empty 1L ug, light the torch, get it set with a good flame, snuff it out, stick it in the jug filling it with a bit of gas......jam an old spark plug in the hole,with a wire hooked to ..... tape it up good, hook a plug wire to it, round the other wire........mkes a HUGE bangwhen car is started.

 

Used to prank the car wash guy , hook an air hose(pinched off) to a 1L jug with a bunch of old wheel weights in the bottom stick it in his wash bucket, with a shammy over the hose.......he goes to reach in for the wash mitt, unpinch the hose........instant bucket of soapy water straight up!!!:razz:

 

Alas we have been told no more pranks at work:cry:..........heheheh

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now I have had many a time in my life for playing practical jokes on people....as I have lots of time in my life so far.....

 

Now this thread is about practical jokes you have set up and do.........ones that take some time to set up...ones that get not one...but gets the one in front of many people....

 

something like getting Punk'd.......

 

so.....one of my all time favorites is this....

 

I had a friend who lived about a half hour away......nice house....but a little old and kind of creepy....

His TV was in the living room....where most people have thiers...but his was set in such a way that his couch was in front of the window....the TV on the other side of the room...

So I picked up one of those universal remotes.....the kind you can program to any TV.....well I did that....and his VCR also.....

I would go to the house when he was watching TV...change channels....adjust volume......randomly..while having a smoke.....

I would do this every so often.......over a few days....turn the TV on before he got home...or in the middle of the night turn them on...and off just before he touched them......

he sent them in for repairs...thinking something was wrong.....he girlfriend was getting freaked out...he was already freaking out....

 

Did this for about 2 weeks......he started talking about it.....over beers...we told him he was nuts.....wa hard trying to keep a straight face....

 

Funny thing...he said it stopped....just like that one week......we never did tell him what I did....

 

You're evil! Hahaha.

 

I know! She made me go stand in the corner afterwards... what a bad little boy I am! *lol*

 

I hope she gave you a spanking as well!

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