Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Your Sex Score Let's have some fun with this one! SP/Client interaction does not count. Think of past Girl/Boy friends, spouses past and present, one night stands etc....SP/Client interaction does not count. Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you... -Subtract 5 if you have had sex with more then 8 people. -Add 5 If you have never had oral sex. -Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place during daylight hours. -Subtract 3 if you have done 69. -Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm brought on by a partner. -Subtract 2 if you have masturbated. -Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else. -Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. -Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. -Add 2 if you have never masturbated. -Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn. -Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.Pictures count. -Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex. -Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex. -Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought. -Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys. -Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour. -Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex. -Subtract 2 if you have had sex in an automobille/train/plane/ship -Subtract 2 if all four Above 50 means you are not so good in bed..and not so fun. Better seek help/advice from your local friendly SP. Below 35 means you are fun in bed. Below 20 means you are DAMN GREAT in bed! Below 10, seek professional help, you are a Sex Addict Please share your scores and of course your comments. Credit is due to the unknown author of this game. Found on another forum! Edited September 17, 2012 by N***he**Ont**y Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 Sex addict. Have been since College. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 You should arrive @ a numerical score. That is the fun of it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 I'm a 10! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Moviefan 1238 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 I got below 20 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 I arrive at 6...oops Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 I got below 20 myself! Apparently I am to call my favorite SP and get some practice in. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Areez 11906 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 22 for me ... hmm :) I almost made it to great in bed lmao! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 Malika you had better come and see me so I can treat you for your condition! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Emily J 172062 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 8 and proud! :icon_cool: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BarrhavenWoody 10776 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 26. Not bad, but I guess I could use a little more practice and maybe some coaching from someone with a much lower score lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 28 Score changes this Thursday night though RG :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 RG SP visits are not to be counted! Better add 5 points! My score changes too one week from Tuesday! I cant wait! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kathryn Bardot 99339 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 I got an 8 ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 You should be proud! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bewlayb 7480 Report post Posted September 16, 2012 22. Among this crowd that makes me feel like a prude in need of redemption. :icon_smile: BTW, is there a statute of limitations on these sex acts? When I take SP encounters out of the equation, most of my points are subtracted because of things I did more than ten years ago. :o Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted September 16, 2012 NO they would count. Just the SP visits do not count. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bewlayb 7480 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 8 and proud! :icon_cool: Oh, I think I could learn a lot from you! According to my calculations, the rules allow a theoretical minimum of 6, which means there's only one thing you haven't done from the list. Just curious, what would that be? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stevecurious 42059 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 Sitting comfortably at 13! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigwilly 933 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I always thought I was a Sex Addict...Science has proven me right! But I thought most guys were/are sex addicts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cl****ald***ge Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I'm a ten! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icebreaker 3938 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 In the name of CERB science - here is my report: Result: score of 13 Assessment: Never so happy to fail on a score out of 50. Even happier not to have earned any of the bonus points. Objective: Get that score out of the double digits into the single digits! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I got 22 That's not too bad :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gia Wren Marlowe 67985 Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I scored 10. I guess I'm in the right business. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest La***nico*** Report post Posted September 17, 2012 I scored 15! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
