Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I was sitting around the other day thinking about things I could have done or would like to be , you know, I wish I would have done that, or I wish I could be someone, so I was wondering if we could all share our wishes whether they are real or fantasy. I will start off, I wish I could be a woman for a day to get a better insight and also to know what it would feel like to make love to another woman as a woman. What about you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rounding Third 9568 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I was musical. I wish I could carry a tune and play an instrument or two. I am always amazed when someone who has musical talent wastes it by not using it. It is as if they do not realize the value of their own talent. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 This may sound silly but I wish I knew how to snap my fingers! Seriously... I can't! lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomer 33202 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I could be a woman for a day to get a better insight and also to know what it would feel like to make love to another woman as a woman. What about you? Smack me in the face, but Dawg you might get fucked by a guy instead in this other life. That would be a real eye opener, I'm sure you'd appreciate and empathize more and might really understand how to be a better lover. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I could be a dog (for a day). To experience smells 10,000x stronger than my puny human nose. To crap in the middle of the road & everyone will understand. To pee anywhere I want. To run faster than 15km/hr. with my tongue hanging-out. To enjoy a belly rub without (necessarily) having to get a hard-on. To sleep anywhere & anytime I want. To hump anything I like without judgement. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I don't wish to be anyone else or different but I do wish I had the ability to stop suffering, cruelty, cause human beings to always be kind and thoughtful, stop war, greed, and make escorting an accepted profession ! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capital Hunter 18263 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Those who have committed crimes against women and children and historic dictators and mass murders and those guilty of genocide need to be stopped by any means and at any cost before they commit. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I too would go back in time and reject the offer to buy a business. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
michaelB 100 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I was a billionaire with a whole lot of money to burn. I know it is cliche, but hell with it! Who wouldn't want to be rich and WEALTHY! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish I had a time machine to go back in time. Those who have committed crimes against women and children and historic dictators and mass murders and those guilty of genocide need to be stopped by any means and at any cost before they commit. I watched a program on Alexander the Great - Ancients behaving badly, on the history channel. That guy was an absolute psycho! How could one stop anyone like that without shooting the prick? How could anyone take-on the role of being a despot cleanser - so many psychos? Sooo many narcissistic pricks - just a few to choose from. You'll be very busy: Me Khufu Nero Caligula Caesar Augustus Germanicus Alexander the great Catherine the great Edward I (long shanks) Henry VIII Elizabeth I Napoleon Bonaparte Andrei Chikatilo Joachim Kroll Albert Fish Adolf Hitler Charles Manson Ted Bundy Clifford Olsen Paul Bernardo Karla Homolka Jeffrey Dahmer Saddam Hussein Muammar Gaddafi O.J. Simpson Idi amin Most corporate CEOs/Executives Most movie stars (except Viggo Mortensen) Most Politicians Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I watched a program on Alexander the Great - Ancients behaving badly, on the history channel. That guy was an absolute psycho! How could one stop anyone like that without shooting the prick? How could anyone take-on the role of being a despot cleanser - so many psychos? Sooo many narcissistic pricks - just a few to choose from. You'll be very busy: Me Khufu Nero Caligula Caesar Augustus Germanicus Alexander the great Catherine the great Edward I (long shanks) Henry VIII Elizabeth I Napoleon Bonaparte Andrei Chikatilo Joachim Kroll Albert Fish Adolf Hitler Charles Manson Ted Bundy Clifford Olsen Paul Bernardo Karla Homolka Jeffrey Dahmer Saddam Hussein Muammar Gaddafi O.J. Simpson Idi amin Most corporate CEOs/Executives Most movie stars (except Viggo Mortensen) Most Politicians Which would be why I stay away from the "Miss Universe, I wish for world peace" answers. Unless you are willing to confront the devil, the world will always be fraught with monsters. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Claire Heavens 51771 Report post Posted October 2, 2012 I wish to never grow up. I wish to live in a house wall to wall, floor to ceiling of vinyl records. I wish i had been apart of the 50's. I wish i could write my name in the snow while peeing..... I wish Dorritos were breakfast, and chocolate was lunch and peanutbutter on hotdogs was okay everyday, and superkid ice cream was mandatory. I wish everyone was allergic to lying. I wish for many things. But im grateful for the 'as is' life too ;) They say if you have one foot in yesterday, and another foot in tomorrow, you are just pissing all over today. ;) Happiness is NOT a step away, or a wish away, its in what we have today. Roar! 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish i could write my name in the snow while peeing..... Practice makes perfect! I wish I had the time and money to go gallivanting around the world and see and do all the things I want to see and do... yeah, I know, I'm selfish :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdstar 1065 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish I could go sky diving, rocky mountain climbing, and 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fu Man Chu. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capital Hunter 18263 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 How could one stop anyone like that without shooting the prick? How could anyone take-on the role of being a despot cleanser - so many psychos? I said by any means.... Yes I won't feel shame or guilty by shooting all those proven guilty of murders or rapes causing pain suffering on defenceless women and childred, before they commit the shameful acts. Yes some may say I am as bad as them..... May be right but the difference, I remove the guilty to save the innocent and innocent lives and innocence is what is significantly more important to me. How I could do it? Give me the time machine and I do it. I take them one by one. Btw, my list is much much longer than yours lol. Btw, my wish inspired by a very interesting movie I saw about a middle age woman whose life was completely destroyed by being kidnapped and raped for many weeks by a psycho found a time machine and went back and shoot the worthless bastard before he committed the kidnapping. She came back and saw herself being a very happy young educated married woman with two beautiful kids rather than a crazy drug addict who had become of her as a result of the kidnapping and rape. The cop who arrested her later herself was convinced to use the time machine to go back in time and follow up her work (after her arrest she never had the chance to go back and save lives including the cop's sister who was raped and murdered many years before....). All above said I think that time machine will always remain a wish for human race, otherwise people from the future (one million years ahead of us) would have come back and save human race from all these past and present sufferings........ 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish people would focus on the present and the future and what we can do to prevent history from repeating itself. No time machine required. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish I could meet each of the wonderful women of Cerb so that I can personally thank each one for the informative post and get to know them and make life long friends. i would love to massage and pamper each one of them as they have given so much pleasure to others as well as myself. They deserve some pampering themselves. I am curious at meeting the real person behind, the posts and the Cerb names. Most of them seem intelligent and giving of the time and advice to the Cerb community. They are non judgemental of race, size, or colour and dedicated to making us men happy in different ways, may it be sexually or just companionship. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jabba 18389 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I said by any means.... Yes I won't feel shame or guilty by shooting all those proven guilty of murders or rapes causing pain suffering on defenceless women and childred, before they commit the shameful acts. Yes some may say I am as bad as them..... May be right but the difference, I remove the guilty to save the innocent and innocent lives and innocence is what is significantly more important to me. How I could do it? Give me the time machine and I do it. I take them one by one. Btw, my list is much much longer than yours lol. Btw, my wish inspired by a very interesting movie I saw about a middle age woman whose life was completely destroyed by being kidnapped and raped for many weeks by a psycho found a time machine and went back and shoot the worthless bastard before he committed the kidnapping. She came back and saw herself being a very happy young educated married woman with two beautiful kids rather than a crazy drug addict who had become of her as a result of the kidnapping and rape. The cop who arrested her later herself was convinced to use the time machine to go back in time and follow up her work (after her arrest she never had the chance to go back and save lives including the cop's sister who was raped and murdered many years before....). All above said I think that time machine will always remain a wish for human race, otherwise people from the future (one million years ahead of us) would have come back and save human race from all these past and present sufferings........ --Chuckle--. Our combined list of jerks would be very long indeed. Where would one stop? What would have happened to our history if these insane bastards didn't shape it? What would have happened if JFK, RFK, MLK survived? Those guys were all nuts in their own unique way, but we think of them as visionaries because they didn't have a chance to outlive their time. JFK launched the U.S. involvement in the cuban crisis & Vietnam war. RFK didn't have much of a chance to write policy, but he did ride the red scare coat tails a little with Senator McCarthy. Among other things, MLK was a plagiarizing, womanizing, wife-abusing horn dog. Leaders, yes. But their behaviour indicates we would have to add 'em to the list. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted October 3, 2012 Smack me in the face, but Dawg you might get fucked by a guy instead in this other life. That would be a real eye opener, I'm sure you'd appreciate and empathize more and might really understand how to be a better lover. Not only that but I would also learn what not to do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Capital Hunter 18263 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 Hi Jabba: I don't think JFK, RFK, ...(or their murders) would have been on my priority list lol as I concentrate on those inflicting suffering on women and children. As another wish (unrelated to Jabba) I wish some people stop trying to impose their views upon others, accept diversity and respect other people's opinions which is as dear as theirs. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish that this thread would veer towards its intended light hearted intent 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish the same, I started this so we could have some fun with it and have a mixture of reality and fantasy wishes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrrnice2 157005 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 My wishes constantly change but right now I wish I could serve Meg breakfast in bed. :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meg O'Ryan 266444 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 My wishes constantly change but right now I wish I could serve Meg breakfast in bed. :) That would be the most awesome wish come true! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeeperConnection 19567 Report post Posted October 3, 2012 I wish that my precious 'spiderpug' (nickname of my pug dog) could escape growing old. Or at least that she could escape many of the chronic senior conditions she seems to be unable to avoid. Then i would wish to finally decide what I want to be when i grow up.... As I'm falling behind on this. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites