CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted October 19, 2012 Well it could be worse- here is a tidbit of information that may make you cringe and be glad you did have your balls! A enuch is a man that has had his external geneitilia surgically removed. In some cultures only the testicles are removed, while in others the penis was cut off as well. This was common in Imperial China; also common in the courts of Assyria, Sumeria, Egypt, Persia and Turkey. This was done so the male could work as a harem attendant or other court functionary. A primary function of many enuch's was protecting the king's wives and concubines. Now aren't you glad you have yours!:icon_biggrin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest C**Tra****er Report post Posted October 19, 2012 I can honestly say I've never felt like I didn't have my balls! lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted October 19, 2012 I wake up every morning by checking to make sure they are still between my legs, and often I will pet them just like I would a cat and tell them nice things.j/k 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted October 19, 2012 Felt that way for nearly 10 years...... It was called being married! Posted via Mobile Device 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted October 19, 2012 Well I have my balls just ask my wife when she doesn't have them in her purse. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted October 19, 2012 Felt that way for nearly 10 years...... It was called being married!Posted via Mobile Device I am beggining to think i resent my life with my first wife.........FREAKING RIGHT I DO!! Posted via Mobile Device 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted October 19, 2012 Felt that way for nearly 10 years...... It was called being married!Posted via Mobile Device Hahaha. Awww, marriage ain't that bad. Wait, yes it is!!! Make sure she didn't mistake your balls for her bowling ball! LMAO! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites