a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted April 26, 2009 Mine was a guy with a padlock on his penis. He said his wife caught him cheating and put it on. Obviously, he still managed to cheat..... Although, I think it might have been a guy with a cuckold-fetish and has put it on himself? It never ceases to amaze me what people are capable of doing to get some excitement... :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted April 27, 2009 Service provider is giving me a pretty nice BBBJ and then her phone rings. She answers it, without stopping on me. "Hello? Ya...uh huh....SLURP! ....ya, okay how about SLURP SUCK a little later? Call me back before you get here 'cause I'm kinda SLURP SPIT SUCK busy at the moment." The bold letters are her making LOUD noises. I didn't know whether to laugh, get mad, leave or cum? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted April 27, 2009 The strangest thing that happened to me was an SP who showed up my hotel room, called her driver, then called her husband to remind him to pick up her kid at daycare and buy a quart of milk. I wasn't sure where her head was but it wasn't long until she had it buried in my crotch.... I quickly forgot all about her Hubby. Hun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 29, 2009 I ended up laughing will giving a blow job.. :lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted April 30, 2009 I ended up laughing will giving a blow job.. :lol: funny thing about that......I find most women laugh at me while giving a blow job...........I must make funny faces ....at least that is what I am told...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted April 30, 2009 funny thing about that......I find most women laugh at me while giving a blow job...........I must make funny faces ....at least that is what I am told...... I think you are fine the way you are ;) BTW I was laughing in that situation because I remembered something funny my bf said earlier in the day, and well, it made for an intesting time8-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ingrid 577 Report post Posted December 10, 2009 A maid walked in, saw us going at it, then asked "should I come back later or clean now?" I considered asking her to fluff the pillows Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Annessa 22743 Report post Posted December 10, 2009 I considered asking her to fluff the pillows only the pillows? hehe...ok someone HAD to say it! ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ingrid 577 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 only the pillows? hehe...ok someone HAD to say it! ;-) Well I was taking care of the rest! ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
m******e 100 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 the strangest thing that has happened to me was after the client was finished receiving oral he put hand sanitizer all over his penis. I'm not quite sure as to take that as an insult or not. But I don't think that is normal. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 a few months ago i had an ottawa client visit me in Halifax...we were streached out on my lounger and i started trying to be all sexy and was running my tongue up his body....then i felt something weird on my tongue...i open my eyes and found myself licking the lounger...yuck...how i got there i'll never know...lmao suade doesn't taste or feel like skin by the way...hahhaah Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *o****ea****t Report post Posted December 11, 2009 i open my eyes and found myself licking the lounger lol...talk about getting caught up in the moment...too funny!! maybe i'll have to change my name to loungeracrobat ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drlove 37204 Report post Posted December 11, 2009 A maid walked in, saw us going at it, then asked "should I come back later or clean now?" I considered asking her to fluff the pillows Now that's funny! Who knows? Maybe you could have had a threesome... 8-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted December 12, 2009 Where to begin?? There are so many categories for this subject: Funniest: it's a tie....... 1. SP is sitting on my face, rubbing her sodden snatch onto my tongue and approaching the big O...she grabs the headboard and rips it off the wall...she collapses backward with headboard in both hands and we both collapse laughing... 2. Having a duo with two hot strippers...one is licking the shaft the other my balls...I accidentally cut a fart...it smells really disgusting!! We all collapse laughing! Strangest: I am the first guy to have a session with a hot bodied stripper who is investigating turning escort....she's really hot but lots of restrictions...she hasn't made the mental transition from the VIP....I'm having dinner at the Y and everytime she starts to get wet she grabs a hand full of kleenex and drys herself off...I tell her it's hot and just let it go but she's so self conscious she has to keep cleaning her couter off!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
andflemcol 3975 Report post Posted December 12, 2009 Maybe not all that strange, and not neccessarily funny but I kind of frieked when the SP passed out during outcall. I could not wake her for an hour. Meantime the agency and the driver were calling for her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mister C 1725 Report post Posted December 12, 2009 The one time I forget to turn my phone off it rings. My ring tune is set with a human voice saying. Hello...I'm in here. Of course the girl I was with is startled and has no idea what is going on and I quickly jumped up to turn it off. She forgave me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
