bob54 2157 Report post Posted November 23, 2012 A lot on cleanliness and hygene has been covered in this thread, nothing more to add; However, if a person is well showered; Still an unpleasent smell from a penis or a vagina can occur within the hour. Such smell will predominently smell like cheese or fish. If one encounters such smell, it is advisable to avoid any contact, since these smells indicate disease rather than a cleanliness issue. On another note, one is surprised to see both SP's and Hobyists participate in bare oral sex to begin with. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted November 23, 2012 Well here is my take and preference from my end I am always clean and showered and groomed I think when I arrive I always like to shower at an incall.... I feel grrrreat and a pretty darn good comfort level for the ladies....and most times poof !!!! towel be gone ;) Well brushed teeth before I go.....Mouthwash before I leave my buggy.... gum, mints whatever you prefer as well afterwards I don't drink out of the ladies mouthwash without a cup and I don't rinse woody in one of your glasses Shagging is good :) and all the fun stuff that goes along with it.....before and after ! Bad hygene quite simply ruins all the fun stuff ! Over and out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest *ig*a** Report post Posted November 23, 2012 Its still hard to beleive that people don't properly clean themselves and it goes both ways I remember a sp I had seen years ago when I went down for some daty she smelled like onions needless to say I came up from that area pretty fast. Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted November 24, 2012 Its still hard to beleive that people don't properly clean themselves and it goes both ways I remember a sp I had seen years ago when I went down for some daty she smelled like onions needless to say I came up from that area pretty fast.Posted via Mobile Device I agree that it goes both ways. I had exactly the same type of experience once, and like you, I came up really fast! lol. But I should reiterate that this happened only once in my two years of hobbying experience. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly Kisses 2301 Report post Posted November 24, 2012 This topic is ongoing. I don't get it guys. If you are looking for a memorable time, then clean up, YMMV will only be affected if you don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
auto351204 669 Report post Posted December 1, 2012 I am really surprised to see this thread...but then again it is common for men to leave a public restroom without washing their hands. Yuk... Why wouldn't you do everything possible to make the experience the best it can be...for everyone? You get what you give, people! Wash up! :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genevieve Marceau 68000 Report post Posted December 5, 2012 How To Shower Like a Woman: Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumicestone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. How To Shower Like a Man: Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your butt. Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off. Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap. Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk. Pee. Rinse off and get out of shower. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time. Admire wiener size in mirror again. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the 'woo-woo' sound again. Throw wet towel on bed. Cheers! And, "woo woo"!!! :b 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted December 5, 2012 Just throwing in for discussion. First, garlic breath. For me any foods that may cause offensive breath (garlic, onion for example) I cut out the week preceeding my encounter. But if you are having a dinner date for example, and the restaurant serves some meals that have garlic in them (ie caesar salad), the way for no one to notice garlic breath is for the lady and gentleman to both order meals with garlic in them. BTW it works, had a sleepover, we went out for dinner and ate food with garlic in it. No complaints about her breath, she didn't complain about mine ;-) Also, some foods, when it comes to oral sex, can make the taste more palatable, if that's the right way to phrase it. Pineapple is one of those foods. So I'm eating fresh pineapple for desert for lunch and dinner for four days before an encounter I don't know if appropriate for this thread about hygiene, but what the heck RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterMike 1873 Report post Posted December 5, 2012 Guys, PLEASE: shower, with SOAP!. Pleaaaaaase please please. It's a sad commentary that this post is even necessary. EVEN when I've taken a shower 30 minutes before, I like to use a glass in the washroom to rinse off Mr.Johnson with warm water before starting. Hygiene, safety, respect. Give us a break! This is as disgusting a practice as I could imagine. You don't REALLY do this, do you? Geez! MisterMike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob54 2157 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 It appears that many women advise a lot about penis cleaning. As well as men advising about vagina cleaning. One lady posted reminding men to thankfully wash their penis after urinating. A detail that can be easily forgotten. Especially if the man had taken a shower before heading to intimacy. The same applies to women. They can easily forget to thoroughly wash their vagina after urinating especially if they had a shower before their session. For women the taste of urine doesn't come through a condom. For some men, the taste of female urine may be quite unpleasant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 Are we seriously on this topic again? Ladies and gentlemen, CLEAN YOURSELVES!!! If you have an appointment, whether hobbiest, sp or ma, clean yourselves properly please so we don't have to keep bringing this bloody well up!!! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted February 5, 2013 My dear sainted mom used to say "Cleanliness is next to Godliness". Must be everyone wasn't always taught that? We must be about due to revisit the topic of bush barbering! Geez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
