someguy 67067 Report post Posted March 29, 2013 It's been almost 4 month's since I've started this thread. I'm spending more time reading the interesting articles. I have many many new men and women in chat and spend a lot of time chatting with regular Cerb chatters. I have learnt some much here on cerb and have reconnected with several women that i have not seen for a while and hope to reconnect with a few other and meet some new cerb women this year. If I could win a big lottery, I could meet more of you wonderful Cerb women in person. But for now I am happy to get to know via PM and chats. There are many new members that have joined in the last 4 months. I welcome you to Cerb and would welcome you to tell your stories of how you became a Cerbie? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 4, 2013 Well before I ran across Cerb I was on the hunt for my mojo. I looked under the bed, under the mattress, in the dresser, under the couch, in my recliner, in the rum bottle and even in the truck but it wasn't there..... but I knew it was somewhere behind that white picket fence of a life I had !!!! 3 years ago I signed up on Cerb and Yay I saw boobs....that's always good me thinks :) hehe I shared my very first date in the early fall of that year I do believe ... with a pretty awesome chick....I believe her name was Emily Rushton ? Yup that was it. Maybe she found my mojo ;) Anwhooooooo I had a wonderful first experience and what has ensued over the past three years is I have been happier than ever and truthfully have met some of the most amazing people I could ever hope to meet and shared some amazing times and created lifelong memories. We ...those of you in the profession and us horny hobby fellas are destined ....for now...to live life on the dark side and judgemental side of society....but for me it has been a brighter than bright time in my life :) I give thanks ! That's my story........ 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted April 5, 2013 Well I'm going to add a bit more to this thread. It really hit home for me yesterday how much of a community this really is. Yesterday was my birthday, but family matters took precedence. I had to take my mother down to Kingston for a post op check up so yesterday and today I was in a hospital waiting room...almost as much fun as sitting in the departure lounge at Pearson LOL. I'm not complaining btw. But while in the waiting room I was able to (discretely on my smartphone) check CERB and see the birthday greetings, along with a couple pm's and an email, brightened my day. This board really is more than a board, it is a community and even in a few cases, we are friends. We do more than just look for or advertise encounters here. We acknowledge each other's milestones, be they birthdays, or post counts etc, and offer support to one another. It's just that we all got to know one another because of a common interest and lifestyle. But that isn't all we are about. A quick rambling RG 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest a**4* Report post Posted April 5, 2013 Well i got to say is R.G. is right indeed this is a excellent community filled with beautiful ladies and respectful gentlmen i spend more time here resding posts catching up on the social groups.As i heal from my accident it shows careness because members checked in to see how i was doing and that says alot about cerb members.I have cerb on my phone so when i am at work i can catch up on the post and what's going on during the day so a btg thank you to cerb and all the awesome members in the cerb community...:bigclap: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 6, 2013 Before I joined CERB I was an amoeba. No discernible limbs and my cell structure was rather simple. If I wanted a friend, I just split into a second amoeba and we hung out. Since we were from essentially the same genetic material, we were a good match but there was no spice - we just hung out doing amoeba stuff... like skittering across small liquid pools looking for love in all the wrong places. We went to amoeba strip clubs, which were boring, because amoebas have no boobs, bums or genitalia. Pole dancing was more like throwing pudding against a wall and watching it slide down. Exciting at first, but after a while it is really disgusting. We couldn't get lap dances - we had no laps. We were afraid of Champagne rooms, because we really look like champagne bubbles and we were afraid of being consumed. CERB instantly changed me into a multicelled organism. That was day one. On day two I got a penis. I could hardly wait for day three when I got hands and day four when I would discover porn and Kleenex. By day 8 I had mastered keyboard skills. I sent my first PM on day 11 and by day 12, I had befriended MegForFun who had an idea that I was a former amoeba but embraced my new found humanity all the same. I have a feeling that Meg was a former amoeba too... she just got an amoebagina rather than an amoebenis. Her human parts have developed quite nicely, nonetheless. Now I am fully human. Except for my latent amoeba memories... but I thank Amoebus Christ and MOD for allowing me to be the man I am today. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Athos 108589 Report post Posted April 6, 2013 Before I joined CERB I was an amoeba. No discernible limbs and my cell structure was rather simple. If I wanted a friend, I just split into a second amoeba and we hung out. Since we were from essentially the same genetic material, we were a good match but there was no spice - we just hung out doing amoeba stuff... like skittering across small liquid pools looking for love in all the wrong places. We went to amoeba strip clubs, which were boring, because amoebas have no boobs, bums or genitalia. Pole dancing was more like throwing pudding against a wall and watching it slide down. Exciting at first, but after a while it is really disgusting. We couldn't get lap dances - we had no laps. We were afraid of Champagne rooms, because we really look like champagne bubbles and we were afraid of being consumed. CERB instantly changed me into a multicelled organism. That was day one. On day two I got a penis. I could hardly wait for day three when I got hands and day four when I would discover porn and Kleenex. By day 8 I had mastered keyboard skills. I sent my first PM on day 11 and by day 12, I had befriended MegForFun who had an idea that I was a former amoeba but embraced my new found humanity all the same. I have a feeling that Meg was a former amoeba too... she just got an amoebagina rather than an amoebenis. Her human parts have developed quite nicely, nonetheless. Now I am fully human. Except for my latent amoeba memories... but I thank Amoebus Christ and MOD for allowing me to be the man I am today. I was going to post in this thread ... but after that, I don't think I will. Nothing can top a complete evolutionary process. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted April 6, 2013 I've worked in this industry for years. I have worked in agencies. I have also worked as an independent. I know enough about this business, that I have been able to muddle through. However, since I really started participating on this site I have met some really fine ladies and gents that have given me advice, guidance, love, respect, knowledge, courage and passion. I understand myself in ways that those that don't work in the industry could understand, thanks to all the threads I read, people I've met and advice I've taken. There is something more here on this site then meets the eye. Yes, you can find out about ladies, their schedules, their availabilities, their specialities. However, if you look closer, you will see some of the kindest people I have ever known. Thank you to Angela of Ottawa, Nicolette Vaughan, Mya Rain, Malika, Ms. Sophia, Roaming Guy, Lee Richards, Paedrus, Meg for Fun and all the others who stepped forward for me in my times of need. This is a very rare commodity indeed and I am grateful to the very bottom of my heart. xoxo 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sai**rs***09 Report post Posted April 16, 2013 I was fresh out of a long relationship, traveling all of the time, and I was not interested in heading to the bar to meet women anymore. I was in Calgary and decided to check out this site. That night, I contacted and visited a lovely young lady who set me at ease (I was so nervous I was shaking at first). That was a few years ago, and I can say with certainty that I've met so many wonderful ladies through this hobby. CERB helps as a guide towards quality SPs and like-minded people. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 I'm not sure if it's changed my life, but since joining cerb nearly 2 yrs ago-I believe it'll be 2yrs in may I've become more open and affectionate towards men, much more confident about my abilities, myself, and my appearence. Less worried about what others think about me. I've learned how to bite my tongue and how to better phrase things while still being my forthright, blunt self. I've learned that being an sp doesn't make me less of a woman, as a matter of fact I think it's taught me to be more womanly. Since joining cerb I have become completely comfortable with knowing that being an sp is nothing to be ashamed of, that we deserve as much respect as any other professional, and anyone that tells me differently can kiss my :icon_biggrin:! thank you very much. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted June 1, 2013 It's been couple of months since I've started this thread. Since then I have met many new women that I have wanted to meet. Each new encounter seems to get better and better. Each woman I have met so far are beautiful, self confident sexy women that know what they want. They enjoy being with men and making them happy. These women have treated me with kindness and passion that I can only dream of. I am becoming more confident with each encounter. I am making new friends with several of the women and hope to continue seeing many of them. I just wish I had started doing this hobby earlier in life. Now I am trying to make up for lost time :) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Canuck 5347 Report post Posted June 1, 2013 (edited) In the words of RoamingGuy, CERB has enriched my life. During my short tenure here I have had the privilege of meeting some fantastic people and feel like we all share a special bond with each other in some way. Being a part of this community has brought a lot of joy into my life as I now feel like I am part of something special. So I'd like to say thank you CERB:) Edited June 1, 2013 by SLTSTMS Typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted June 19, 2013 Cerb allowed my undertaker to take down my tombstone about 3 years ago..... ;) and also taught me the true beauty of polyamory .... I love spreading my mojo around !! Yay !! hahaha 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ChantalSummers Report post Posted June 19, 2013 Thank you for this great thread, Someguy. You all have some wonderful answers too. I would say for myself that I feel much more empowered and confident and as well its such a blast getting to more and more about the opposite sex each day. I adore my job as an MA and take pride in delighting many people and putting a smile on their face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exotic Touch Danielle 31728 Report post Posted June 19, 2013 I have met a lot of wonderful people some in person and others being cerb buddies...both whom I admire and like very much...I love how the cerb community is so positive and upbeat...and I like how I can be myself and express my feelings and be the naughty vixen I am lol xoxo kisses to all you sexy cerbies 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted July 16, 2013 Let's keep this thread going. Lot's of good reading :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted November 16, 2013 Any newbies have any stories to contribute now? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 It's been over 4 years that I have been on Cerb. And it's become a big part of my life. Met met great women here and have spent a lot of time on Chat making new friends. Enjoy posting and various threads and reading the interesting conversations. Hopefully this new Bill does not ruin this lifestyle for us. This is a great site and I have seen many regular posters enjoying this site also. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Triple HHH 12345 Report post Posted June 7, 2014 I would say Cerb has enriched my life more than change it, in my personal life I was a man that still had a lot of sexual fantasies to fulfil when I discovered this site, with the ladies here on Cerb it gave me a safe place to research and find what I was looking for. For the first three years as a member I was very quiet in seeing anyone plus I was nervous posting anything. I have gained confidence in seeing ladies that visit here in Charlotteown and the past sixteen months have exceeded anything I thought was possible, I did have an extended overnight visit when I was out of Province that was a result of gaining the trust of a lady who toured here on PEI that was a big success for me, it was everything and more in what I hoped for. Recently here on the Island I had my first threesome that was a result of getting to know a couple of very sexy and intriguing ladies from here in Atlantic Canada. If everything goes as planned this coming month I will have visited with a very sexy Ebony lady, a first for me, also hope to have the pleasure of revisiting with some very nice ladies who tour PEI. This year I am convienent enough to contact Cerb ladies who have caught my eye with their writing, ads and pictures to tell them how nice of a place PEI is to visit. In 2013 everything went so well for me I did not think it could get any better, we are half way into 2014 I would have to say 2014 is definitely the year of the Magician, thank you ladies for making it so:) In closing I have to thank all Cerb Ladies that do travel whether it is in your province or out of province, as a Gentleman Hobbiest we do appreciate what you sacrifice when you leave the safety of your home. Hope the remainder of 2014 is prosperous for everyone:) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted September 27, 2014 In the last couple of months, I have started meeting many more women of Cerb. Almost all have been great and I am learning a lot about my self. Developing a self- confidence with women that I did not have before. I am more relax about women now and have started noticing that women smile more at me on the street when I smile at them. And by chatting with these women, I have found that many of them love their work and do this to put themselves thru school or to support their kids. I think that I am a better person since I have joined Cerb. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paw00 114 Report post Posted October 21, 2014 I register on Cerb and read allot of reviews and see who is a trusted sp and recommendations. It helped me select a wonderful sp and i don't regret my choice. First of many more encounters Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted March 8, 2015 After all this time on Cerb, I have become more addicted to this site. Have met many new friends in chatroom. And have met many wonderful women thru Cerb. This has become a major part of my life now. I enjoy reading all the jokes, threads and recommendations on Cerb. I am glad that Cerb is still around with the new laws and except for the censorship, discussions are still interesting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cato 160314 Report post Posted April 6, 2015 I keep meeting awesome new women on here, and there are still so many I want to meet! I'm having trouble keeping up! :) And that's a great thing! I log on every day and I am sure that I'll have great conversations, meet new friends, make better friends, and maybe more. Much to be exited about. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kate von Katz 49953 Report post Posted April 7, 2015 I'm far from a noob, but Cerb has changed my life because as a companion it's a draining job sometimes. Yes, I do love my work otherwise I would have quit a long time ago, however this is a customer service job and anyone who has worked a customer service job knows that you can love your job but sometimes loathe your customers. The truth is that there are some gents out there who are rude, aggressive, and maliciously gossip like venomous schoolgirls on the review sites, often telling a very slanted version of the truth. This is hard to cope with and Cerb is a haven free from the negativity, the ego cases and the narcissists who honestly believe it is acceptable to bash ladies and even compromise their personal information. It has been a place for me to engage in a friendly and respectful discourse with a number of fellow ladies and gentlemen. Cerb is a community not a review board. Ladies are not asked to pay large sums of money to be allowed to post and contribute as is the case on most other boards. As a result this site is not a boy's club but a true community. And that is so very refreshing. Thanks to Cerb, I have made friendly professional connections with some truly admirable women, and have met some amazing men whom I have been privileged to spend time with. I have shared opinions and had my voice heard and in turn have heard others. This place is unique and it's a treasure to me. I think many feel the same, which is why after so many years, it's going strong and continues to grow. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest D***el B***e Report post Posted April 25, 2015 How its changed my life? OMG, I've had amazing sexual experiences, some that I never thought I would ever, ever have in my life, I've had crazy crazy times with exciting and stunning ladies, countless duos (you know who you are sexy!), and a mind altering trio. Also I've come to have a much higher respect for the ladies in this business as I've become more aware of some of the key issues and challenges that you all face. But most importantly I think I've become a much better lover and I'm way more in tune with the needs and pleasures of a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted October 29, 2015 any more contributions to this thread? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites