A Christmas Dream :)

[mrrnice2 157005]

'Twas shortly 'ere Christmas, when all through Cerbland

Not a client was stirring, not even Cometman;

The research was done by many with care,

In hopes that SP's soon would be there;

 

The men were all nestled all snug in their ways,

With visions of SP's coming their way;

And Mod sat in his den, and I in my home,

I just settled down to write a silly old poem;

 

When out in Cerbland there arose such a clatter,

Mod sprang to his office to see what was the matter.

Away to the keyboard he flew like a flash,

Threw open his windows and called up the cache;

 

The peace in Cerbland from the newly written posts

Gave him pause to reflect on Cerb, coast to coast,

When, what to his eyes on the screen did appear,

But a cute little image with eight tiny reindeer;

 

With a little old driver, Lee Richards he thought,

But surely it can't be, it must really be not?

But more rapid than rep points, Lee's coursers they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

 

"Now, Gabby! Now, Katherine! Now, Emily and Cat!

On, Meg! On Angela! Penelope and Nat!

To the East coast we go! Let's go all the way!

mrrnice is awaiting ,we mustn't delay!!

 

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So off to the coast the coursers they flew,

Some an acquaintance to make and for some to renew.

 

And then, in a jiffy Mod saw on the screen,

Good golly not eight but t'was really eighteen

Samantha and Sarah, VJ, Sophia,

Isabella and Cleo and could that be Malika?

 

mrrnice dressed in fur, from his head to his feet,

His arms opened wide so all he could greet;

A bundle of toys he flung to the girls,

The vibes and the eggs they each had a whirl.

 

His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!

His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!

His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And both he and Lee had a toast to the show;

 

He was happy and smiled, just like an old elf,

And Mod laughed when he saw him, in spite of himself;

A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,

Gave Mod to know he had nothing to dread;

 

MN spoke not a word, but went straight to the flock,

And hugged each one tightly while having a talk,

Then waving his hand he laughed and he said,

Have a great flight home its time for my bed;

 

Then Lee sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But Lee heard from behind, ere they drove out of sight,

"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"

 

Apologies to Clement Clark Moore, original author!

[mrrnice2 157005]

Well Katherine, I hope that you have been a good girl this year because I bet that Lee is on many women's Christmas lists. Or perhaps you have made it to his naughty list. :)

[LeeRichards 177238]

 

Yes you have been naughty Katherine....... and Santa is extremely horny this year ;)

[Katherine of Halifax 113932]

 

Yes you have been naughty Katherine....... and Santa is extremely horny this year ;)

 

Katherine hangs her head in shame!

[cometman 35115]

Katherine hangs her head in shame!

.....with a twinkle in her eye!!! LOL

 

Great post, mrrnice2!

[SamanthaEvans 166767]

I love this poem! :bigclap:

[Guest S****r]

hahahahahaha!