capitalman 3861 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 You all know the story. Well let me tell you this, you never know if you're going to like something until you try it. I'd like to thank the wonderful CERB community, and especially you lovely ladies that are so generous and kind, for helping me to explore some new things and try some green eggs and ham once in a while. I'm a better person because of it. If you're one of those lurkers, just reading and THINKING about diving in, just do it! Try something you've never tried before! Find a girl, make the call, have some fun...life is short my friends! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 Cap, I'm going to jump on your bandwagon and echo your sentiments. Life is too short people, live it up. Thank you ladies, you are all special people - we love you all!! Group hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 Would you do it on a boat? Would you do it with a goat? Would you do it in the sun? Would you stick it in her bum? Yes! Yes I would do it on a boat! But fuck no, never with a goat....ewwww! I read that story every Saturday night, I think that's how it goes. May have got some wrong though.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166767 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 Is this where I point out that I'm not the Sam-I-Am Sam? Though I am Sam. I am! And I have done it in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. It's all so good, so good, you see! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted May 23, 2009 Just in case any of you had a deprived childhood here's what they are talking about: GREEN EGGS AND HAM By Dr. Seuss I am Sam I am Sam Sam I am That Sam-I-am! Than Sam-I-am! I do not like that Sam-I-am! Do you like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. I do not like green eggs and ham. Would you like them here or there? I would not like them here or there. I would not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Not in a box. Not with a fox. Not in a house. Not with a mouse. I would not eat them here or there. I would not eat them anywhere. I would not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Would you? Could you? In a car? Eat them! Eat them! Here they are. I would not, could not, in a car. You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree! I would not, could not in a tree. Not in a car! You let me be. I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I do not like them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them anywhere. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Not on a train! Not in a tree! Not in a car! Sam! Let me be! I would not, could not, in a box. I could not, would not, with a fox. I will not eat them with a mouse. I will not eat them in a house. I will not eat them here or there. I will not eat them anywhere. I do not eat green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? I would not, could not, in the dark. Would you, could you, in the rain? I would not, could not, in the rain. Not in the dark. Not on a train. Not in a car. Not in a tree. I do not like them, Sam, you see. Not in a house. Not in a box. Not with a mouse. Not with a fox. I will not eat them here or there. I do not like them anywhere! You do not like green eggs and ham? I do not like them, Sam-I-am. Could you, would you, with a goat? I would not, could not, with a goat! Would you, could you, on a boat? I could not, would not, on a boat. I will not, will not, with a goat. I will not eat them in the rain. I will not eat them on a train. Not in the dark! Not in a tree! Not in a car! You let me be! I do not like them in a box. I do not like them with a fox. I will not eat them in a house. I do not like them with a mouse. I do not like them here or there. I do not like them ANYWHERE! I do not like green eggs and ham! I do not like them, Sam-I-am. You do not like them. So you say. Try them! Try them! And you may. Try them and you may, I say. Sam! If you will let me be, I will try them. You will see. Say! I like green eggs and ham! I do! I like them, Sam-I-am! And I would eat them in a boat. And I would eat them with a goat... And I will eat them in the rain. And in the dark. And on a train. And in a car. And in a tree. They are so good, so good, you see! So I will eat them in a box. And I will eat them with a fox. And I will eat them in a house. And I will eat them with a mouse. And I will eat them here and there. Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE! I do so like green eggs and ham! Thank you! Thank you, Sam-I-am! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MandalayBay 575 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 As a service provider, I am also thankful to what each gentlemen teaches me. With every new client I meet, I become a better person and a more knowledgeable, adventurous escort. I can't imagine what several years of experience would bring. LOL The ladies who have been doing this a while must be absolutely INCREDIBLE! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 haha, I love it people! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 If I could, I would post every rec I've done in my past, but that would take up far too much time. :) So I say..." I loved every moment, would not change a thing, and look forward very much to the encounters that lay ahead, thank-you all you lovely ladies" may we all enjoy our journeys ahead! ;) Thanks Cap for the thread starter! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted May 23, 2009 I dove in a long time ago ( 22 years almost to the day) and haven't looked back since. I have met so many wonderful ladies over the years and plan to meet many more. The greatest part is the memories and the experiences I cherish to this day. I don't remember all their names but I can tell where we were, what we did and mostly how they made me feel. Did I feel a little guilt the first time, of course but it was mostly fear. I have since learned so much about lovemaking and the art of pleasing a woman because of my hobby. It's a gift that every man should have and learn to use. The more you do it the more you learn about yourself and others. Thank you to all the woman who have a place in my heart and have left memories for a lifetime. The Hun You all know the story. Well let me tell you this, you never know if you're going to like something until you try it. I'd like to thank the wonderful CERB community, and especially you lovely ladies that are so generous and kind, for helping me to explore some new things and try some green eggs and ham once in a while. I'm a better person because of it. If you're one of those lurkers, just reading and THINKING about diving in, just do it! Try something you've never tried before! Find a girl, make the call, have some fun...life is short my friends! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted May 28, 2009 Recently I had some discussions with someone about older ladies vs. younger ladies. It's what prompted me to start this thread! I mean, you might think "I'm not into older ladies, just give me a young spinner" but you don't really know until you try. Same goes for big breasts or little breasts. Black skin or white skin. Dare I say BBW or waif? You just never know! We have the opportunity of a lifetime right here to try whatever we want, no coercion needed...just imagination and balls. :-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ulixestrojan 3757 Report post Posted May 29, 2009 To be ecological for a moment - all healthy ecosystems require diversity to allow for resilience to shocks that occur to systems. Vive la difference! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
