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A is for Anal...right in your bum.

B is for BJ...a great way to cum!

C is for cock...one eye but can't see

D is for doggy-style...we can both watch TV

E is erogenous...the zone some men can't find

F is for fetish...you want WHAT in your behind?

G is for G-Spot...If you want her to go fast

H is for hymen...they're far in our past

I is for implants...if you don't like how you're born

J is for Japan...weird-ass tentacle porn

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Whew...I'm knackered. Have to continue this later. Good times!

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K is for KY...slippery and wet

L is my libido...as strong as they get

M is for masturbate...when I play with my stem

N is my nuts...so please don't neglect them

O is for orgasm...the main point of this vice

P is for penis...yes, I listed it twice

Q is for queef...sometimes kitties burp

R is for redheads...sexy firecrotch! slurp!

S is for sex...it makes me a fool.

T is for tongue...the most useful tool.

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Additional Comments:

U is for uterus...couldn't find a 'U' word

V is for vulva...both hairless and furred

W is wet...how my rhymes make the ladies

X is my rating...this shit ain't for babies!

Y is for yoni...look it up...it means beaver

Z is zoophilia...Hey! That's my retriever!

 

Tada!!!

 

--thunderous applause--

 

--takes bow--

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