Guest S****r Report post Posted January 18, 2013 What are your favourite quotes? They can be funny or serious, but tell us the ones that stick with you. Here is one of mine that I absolutely live by: The harder you work, the harder you have to play! (to maintain balance!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dipper 1033 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 How about this not serious one.. Alcoholics go to meetings, drunks go to parties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NameWitheldinOt 155 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 There several. Some of my favorites are from Mae West. One of her best (although some say Sophie Tucker used it first) was "A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find". Another great one from Mae West is "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better". 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zaphod9 777 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 The scarcest thing in the universe is time ; the most abundant is stupidity... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted January 18, 2013 A couple of threads started on the subject, http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=71967&highlight=Favorite+quotes http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=34479&highlight=Favorite+quotes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted January 18, 2013 On the topic of Mae West... Young admirer: "Goodness! What lovely diamonds!" Mae West: "Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxxAxxx 21016 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most" - Ozzy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
backrubman 64800 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 "Don't take life too serious - no one has ever survived it." - me (well perhaps someone else but I have no idea who and did come up with this independently on my own). "Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genevieve Marceau 68000 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 "Men are the most dangerous and beautiful predators. I love them just like a tamer loves his tigers" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the passenger 399 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 Nobody gets out of this world alive -- Hank Williams Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MisterMike 1873 Report post Posted January 19, 2013 "It's a good thing we don't get the government we pay for!" Will Rogers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest S****r Report post Posted January 19, 2013 ....and walks silently beside you in the valleys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest N***he**Ont**y Report post Posted January 20, 2013 A take on the Twenty Third Psalm that was popular in the Seventies. "Yay Though I Walk Through The Shadow Of Death I Shall Fear No Evil Because I Am The Biggest Meanest Son Of A Bitch In The Whole God Damn Valley!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eagle 1401 Report post Posted June 19, 2013 Forgetting a woman isn't easy, but sometimes the most difficult part is forgetting the memories we've made with that person. There's no need to miss a woman from your past. There's a reason she didn't make it to your future. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Johnny Canuck 5347 Report post Posted June 19, 2013 "You cannot sedate all the things you hate." - Marilyn Manson "It's better to burn out, than to fade away." - Neil Young "I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." - Kurt Cobain 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***nds4f** Report post Posted June 19, 2013 I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. So I am perfect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toklat77 4616 Report post Posted June 20, 2013 "Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen!" Mark Twain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhantomKnight 7914 Report post Posted June 20, 2013 I have not fail. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas A Edison Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
xxxAxxx 21016 Report post Posted June 22, 2013 "Karma's a bitch, but only if you are" -Unknown 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
toklat77 4616 Report post Posted June 22, 2013 "Remember this: that very little is needed to make a happy life." Marcus Aurelius Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted June 22, 2013 If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downbound123 673 Report post Posted June 23, 2013 Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheRubicon 166 Report post Posted June 23, 2013 Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake. W.C. Fields Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest m**o Report post Posted June 23, 2013 stress is caused by giving a f$%k :) - unknown lol :b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jafo105 39057 Report post Posted July 2, 2013 "Hope for the best and plan for the worst". That is something I learned in the military. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites