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What are your favourite quotes? They can be funny or serious, but tell us the ones that stick with you. Here is one of mine that I absolutely live by:

 

The harder you work, the harder you have to play! (to maintain balance!)

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There several. Some of my favorites are from Mae West.

 

One of her best (although some say Sophie Tucker used it first) was "A good man is hard to find but a hard man is good to find".

 

Another great one from Mae West is "When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better".

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Guest Ou**or**n

On the topic of Mae West...

 

Young admirer:

"Goodness! What lovely diamonds!"

Mae West:

"Goodness had nothin' to do with it, dearie."

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"Don't take life too serious - no one has ever survived it." - me (well perhaps someone else but I have no idea who and did come up with this independently on my own).

 

"Don't believe everything you read on the Internet" - Abraham Lincoln

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Guest N***he**Ont**y

A take on the Twenty Third Psalm that was popular in the Seventies.

"Yay Though I Walk Through The Shadow Of Death I Shall Fear No Evil Because I Am The Biggest Meanest Son Of A Bitch In The Whole God Damn Valley!"

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Forgetting a woman isn't easy, but sometimes the most difficult part is forgetting the memories we've made with that person.

There's no need to miss a woman from your past. There's a reason she didn't make it to your future.

 

 

 

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"You cannot sedate all the things you hate." - Marilyn Manson

 

"It's better to burn out, than to fade away." - Neil Young

 

"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I'm not." - Kurt Cobain

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"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen!"

 

Mark Twain

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"Hope for the best and plan for the worst".

 

That is something I learned in the military.

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