PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 Was looking at membership, and had come up with this try and see if you could mentioned 10-15 members in a short story. The underlined below are all CERB members. When I was a young kid and a young man I always dreamed about beautiful women until Igotaboner because I Love2Cum , I luvbigboobies I luvladiesbums I was first a massagefan but after seeing drdicker and the drlove they told me to stop getting shitface and go get your cherrykiss . After my stronghearted friends at CERB gave me advise like not to fart in a ladies presence cause you are not going to have funtogether210 times. So with Eloquence, I eased into the hobbying game and having some days my Bonecrawl giving ladies that canadiancock70 times, in a visit that made us luv4lust. So here's to you ladies, and the gents that are outforfun remember you don't know Whatsup next, so enjoy your int-mate times together! IF YOU ARE INTO THE CHALLENGE YOU CANNOT USE THE LISTED MEMBERS I ALREADY USED 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 omg ROFLMFAO! note to self, dont be in the process of eating while reading this or you will choke laughing:boobies: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
etasman2000 15994 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 Not story hence feel free to disregard this submission..... yoh hommies i'm no writer just a rhymer looking for Slammer time here with my SELECT COMPANY bambam7681 aint my style no easyrider need apply a regular groove-armada smooth as The Saint, simon_templer himself! hotlick27 on the peaches2009 The Juiceman lapping into heatwave2000 city MMM says the ladies multiple goalie shots as the creator intended and all time lanceromance the king of Agent Fun dig? so longschlong till another day bigdog3927 out. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miss Scarlett 25073 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 Thanks Pete, that's was "F"ing funny!!! And gave an awsome new use for my NAME!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted June 7, 2009 a-lone42long and AlwaysUp with my ballsoffury and bentwoody, I wondered howcum I was stuck with my Stickypants, and 4evercurious how to get some relief. Well, curiositykillsthecat, so with nothingbettertodo, on a warpdwhim I decided to hurryhard onaquest to find a poontastic Sex Worker to exercise my underutilized Firehose. I asked AnitaName, "kenyou help me with my spittingcobra?" She took one look up my kilt and purred in her best Cumhither voice: "my oh my Big Guy, you are WellandDowd!" Well, Whip Whap, and out came xcalibur. Next thing we were doing the coffeeTable slipnslide and I had my dickincider. YippeKiyay! Thar blows oldguyzer! All was well with the world, I thought, never imagining there might be sunfingwong ... until she said, "Since you didn't wear your raincoat and I decided to pullmygoalie while you were looking5hole, you've got another thing coming,Sir Cumsalot." aawNutz!! This is a sweetpickle I've gotten myself into. callmecrazy, but I shoulda been a brownie tickler instead. Well, I was guiltyascharged, and stuck outinleftfield. So alwaysthegentleman, now I'm happilymarried to my babylink and back to playing pocketpool, aching4somefun. Now even the toaster is starting to look good ... Is this story truthorfiction? You decide, because I havanaclue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 to exercise my underutilized Firehose. Wow, this is classic :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 Excellent, it is funny what your mind can bring you to..especially in English 101 story telling. a-lone42long and AlwaysUp with my ballsoffury and bentwoody, I wondered howcum I was stuck with my Stickypants, and 4evercurious how to get some relief. Well, curiositykillsthecat, so with nothingbettertodo, on a warpdwhim I decided to hurryhard onaquest to find a poontastic Sex Worker to exercise my underutilized Firehose. I asked AnitaName, "kenyou help me with my spittingcobra?" She took one look up my kilt and purred in her best Cumhither voice: "my oh my Big Guy, you are WellandDowd!" Well, Whip Whap, and out came xcalibur. Next thing we were doing the coffeeTable slipnslide and I had my dickincider. YippeKiyay! Thar blows oldguyzer! All was well with the world, I thought, never imagining there might be sunfingwong ... until she said, "Since you didn't wear your raincoat and I decided to pullmygoalie while you were looking5hole, you've got another thing coming,Sir Cumsalot." aawNutz!! This is a sweetpickle I've gotten myself into. callmecrazy, but I shoulda been a brownie tickler instead. Well, I was guiltyascharged, and stuck outinleftfield. So alwaysthegentleman, now I'm happilymarried to my babylink and back to playing pocketpool, aching4somefun. Now even the toaster is starting to look good ... Is this story truthorfiction? You decide, because I havanaclue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 Thanks Pete, that's was "F"ing funny!!! And gave an awsome new use for my NAME!!! Your welcome my dear, anything to get people to laugh and enjoy...and love to get my cherrykiss-ed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 omg ROFLMFAO! note to self, dont be in the process of eating while reading this or you will choke laughing:boobies: I was too chuckling while writing it down very quickly...I was viewing members on-line ..it just made me laugh and to have some fun today..glad you enjoyed!:grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bonecrawl 100 Report post Posted June 7, 2009 LMAO that was awsome. I'm really going to put my brain in gear and see what i come up with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Excellent stuff! I'm always impressed when I see that kind of thought put into something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Well after reading these stories, I felt like some hot luvin man and since I like hotchicksdaily I figured I'd tell you my story. When I was a boy I was pretty green. I was a laidbackdude and me and lefty spent a lot of time together! I used to self-eroticate a lot, about 1000aday. I was becoming a monsterman! Soon I realized I needed to change, I needed some help! I went on a trip. I climbed mountcook and found the Ancient kung fu Legend, master Zaar. He said, "Grass Hopper, you must control you urges. Your pantsnake needs more poky. You're a pussylover so stop watching so much pornman. Take this powerpac and go find a girlnexxxtdoor. I left the mountain and headed for Discreetvalley where I found a lilhottie. She was a babysitter and a wetgirl. Justjerkin wasn't enough anymore; she was a bad-influence and no more handaction was ever needed again. I asked her to be mine, and we were Happilymarried ever after. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Not too good, but at least I tried :) I am no Wallflower, so I walked in the Wambajamba club up to a wanker_head and asked him "WannaPlay" WannaLottaPussy, wamslowandeep"? He said "jesplez"! Then be my whippingboy79 times! I am your warrioresse you warped wacko! I?ll give you a weekendforlife and make you feelfreeguy like a wellfedartist in a wetdreamxxx, so that you will forget who05_y0ur_daddy. YaJohn, stop the yadda_yadda! WearAJimmy on your whaletail. I got softhands for your thundercock! I can jerkoff2 your phat_phalus and give you luxurylv, doghboy! Saypleasetome, Don'tWanna drink Beaver Liquors? I am a BigSquirter! Let?s get in the Beemer69 and drillme like a YoungStud, not like an old fart. :oops: 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 LMAO...CAP most excellent Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Another great one this fun is it not!! Not too good, but at least I tried :) I am no Wallflower, so I walked in the Wambajamba club up to a wanker_head and asked him "WannaPlay" WannaLottaPussy, wamslowandeep"? He said "jesplez"! Then be my whippingboy79 times! I am your warrioresse you warped wacko! I?ll give you a weekendforlife and make you feelfreeguy like a wellfedartist in a wetdreamxxx, so that you will forget who05_y0ur_daddy. YaJohn, stop the yadda_yadda! WearAJimmy on your whaletail. I got softhands for your thundercock! I can jerkoff2 your phat_phalus and give you luxurylv, doghboy! Saypleasetome, Don'tWanna drink Beaver Liquors? I am a BigSquirter! Let?s get in the Beemer69 and drillme like a YoungStud, not like an old fart. :oops: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 haha, ya it is fun! It all reminds me of a t-shirt I had as a kid with pictures and words. You'd have to read along and say the word that was represented by the picture to understand the shirt. I'm sure you've all seen them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 ya still have one...hahaha..I'm a kid at heart!:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Ilovegirls and mydiet is such that I'm not so much a huge massagefan but CMJ rocks!. Big Bob, bigballer33, bilbo77, not my type, (sorry guys). But Ava Jones, Brook-Lynn, Jessica22/Cameron, ottawasashley, Petite Amy and Sexy Brooke, are all sexyandsophisticated. Thanks ladies for helping me in my srch4intimacy. Can't wait to Seymour of you soon. :razz: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Was looking at membership, and had come up with this try and see if you could mentioned 10-15 members in a short story. The underlined below are all CERB members. When I was a young kid and a young man I always dreamed about beautiful women until Igotaboner because I Love2Cum , I luvbigboobies I luvladiesbums I was first a massagefan but after seeing drdicker and the drlove they told me to stop getting shitface and go get your cherrykiss . After my stronghearted friends at CERB gave me advise like not to fart in a ladies presence cause you are not going to have funtogether210 times. So with Eloquence, I eased into the hobbying game and having some days my Bonecrawl giving ladies that canadiancock70 times, in a visit that made us luv4lust. So here's to you ladies, and the gents that are outforfun remember you don't know Whatsup next, so enjoy your int-mate times together! IF YOU ARE INTO THE CHALLENGE YOU CANNOT USE THE LISTED MEMBERS I ALREADY USED Pete, very creative play with the handles. 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 I am a bit slow. I didn't realize it had to be your life story. I thought we could make up any story. But it is amazing! I looked up all the w's and wrote them down and at first I thought, no way! I need better handles. But when I looked closer, I was able to use almost all of them to make up a pretty coherent story. And I am surprised about my dirty mind :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Eloquence 100 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Haha I love the creativity!! This board is wicked! Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Haha I love the creativity!! This board is wicked!Posted via Mobile Device Yes, we are rotten to the core LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 It did'nt need to be your life story,..any story is cool, I likes yours! BTW dirty minds think a like ;) I am a bit slow. I didn't realize it had to be your life story. I thought we could make up any story. But it is amazing! I looked up all the w's and wrote them down and at first I thought, no way! I need better handles. But when I looked closer, I was able to use almost all of them to make up a pretty coherent story. And I am surprised about my dirty mind :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Creativity here in our classroom English 101...you should see how creative the class is behind closed doors! ;) they are wicked!!it is all in good fun for sure! Haha I love the creativity!! This board is wicked!Posted via Mobile Device Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
longschlong 100 Report post Posted June 8, 2009 Sweet, I'm mentioned. Not story hence feel free to disregard this submission..... yoh hommies i'm no writer just a rhymer looking for Slammer time here with my SELECT COMPANY bambam7681 aint my style no easyrider need apply a regular groove-armada smooth as The Saint, simon_templer himself! hotlick27 on the peaches2009 The Juiceman lapping into heatwave2000 city MMM says the ladies multiple goalie shots as the creator intended and all time lanceromance the king of Agent Fun dig? so longschlong till another day bigdog3927 out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
