A silly sexy poem

[mister_crufty 4891]

I was inspired in the sexy abc's thread and posted this. I was pretty pleased with myself and didn't want it to get buried so here it is in it's entirety. Hope it's good for a chuckle.

 

A is for Anal...right in your bum.

B is for BJ...a great way to cum!

C is for cock...one eye but can't see

D is for doggy-style...we can both watch TV

E is erogenous...the zone some men can't find

F is for fetish...you want WHAT in your behind?

G is for G-Spot...If you want her to go fast

H is for hymen...they're far in our past

I is for implants...if you don't like how you're born

J is for Japan...weird-ass tentacle porn

K is for KY...slippery and wet

L is my libido...as strong as they get

M is for masturbate...when I play with my stem

N is my nuts...so please don't neglect them

O is for orgasm...the main point of this vice

P is for penis...yes, I listed it twice

Q is for queef...sometimes kitties burp

R is for redheads...sexy firecrotch! slurp!

S is for sex...it makes me a fool.

T is for tongue...the most useful tool.

U is for uterus...couldn't find a 'U' word

V is for vulva...both hairless and furred

W is wet...how my rhymes make the ladies

X is my rating...this shit ain't for babies!

Y is for yoni...look it up...it means beaver

Z is zoophilia...Hey! That's my retriever!

 

:-D

[emiafish 30979]

I didn't want to like it. But I really did. Thanks for making me smile. Here's one for you in return.

 

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

But this one doesn't

 

Thanks for sharing.

[mister_crufty 4891]

Nice! That reminds me of the super nerdy programmer/gamer version:

 

Roses are #FF0000

Violets are #0000FF

All my base

Are belong to you.