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I think I have a great new concept....Chickkake

 

How great would it be...a party where 20 women all take turns squirting on my face!!!

 

I'm a freaking genius!!

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Heehee, hate to burst your bubble Il Re but this isn't a new idea - I've seen this happen in many porns!

 

Makes me wish I could squirt...stilll hasn't happened!

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Il Re, I'll teach the ladies. LMAO!!!

 

Cleo, it's really not that difficult. You just need to find your spot. It is usually found with the fingers and at the back there is a ridge on the wall. You need to keep touching that area and trust me...your eyes will go in the back of your head.

 

Many guys can't find it because they like to finger women so roughly and think we enjoy that so I don't let anyone do it but will let them use toys. I also have a spot on the outside that is just as satisfying.

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Makes me wish I could squirt...stilll hasn't happened!

 

You're in luck! In this limited time offer, I have arranged to provide squirting lessons to you and any other interested ladies. This exclusive deal, arranged especially for the ladies of Ottawa, is a scientifically proven training program, guaranteed to teach squirting in 6 to 12 sessions.

 

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So how much would you expect to pay for this program? $200? $300?

 

But wait, there's more. If you act now, we'll throw in a free set of Crufty Brand anal beads and a Crufty Brand logo t-shirt.

 

All this for the low low price of $100. Call now ladies, operators are standing by.

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Cleo...I've seen a million porns where a girl squirts on a guy...maybe even two.

 

I'm talking about those videos where 20-30 guys line up and jerk off on a girls face and by the end she's covered head to toe in jiz..

 

well, I wanna do the reverse version...

 

Anyways...it's more the terminology. I believe I have invented a new word.

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Cleo...I've seen a million porns where a girl squirts on a guy...maybe even two.

 

I'm talking about those videos where 20-30 guys line up and jerk off on a girls face and by the end she's covered head to toe in jiz..

 

well, I wanna do the reverse version...

 

Anyways...it's more the terminology. I believe I have invented a new word.

 

I've seen those porns though is what I'm saying - with a guy laying there and 20-30 girls coming up and squirting on him. I've seen a few.

 

I do like the term though :)

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Guest *l**e

Nice...sounds like a great video!!!

 

I would also like to volunteer to assist Cleo in her quest for squirtage.

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You should join my firm. Crufty Industries is always looking for a few good men.

 

:-D

 

 

Nice...sounds like a great video!!!

 

I would also like to volunteer to assist Cleo in her quest for squirtage.

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Try searching for Squirt Bukkakke. There was a site specifically about that. Some of the hottest video i've ever seen. =D

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