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Happy super bowl Sunday! You should slam your ball in my end zone when you touch down

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Guest M****ella's C****s (retire

Well Good afternoon my velvety emu cantaloupes!!

 

I hope you are all having a great day today!! It is Sunday and yes normally I don't work, but I was sick most of the week and dealing with other things as well. So I have to come in and have some fun...Well as much fun as I can before the game :b...And no, I won't be watching it...I will be catching up with a friend over dinner... lucky we care going somewhere that has t.v's so I might be able to sneak in a little game play. lol But we shall see.

As you know I have a special, but seeing as it is Super Bowl Sunday I will obviously have to jazz up the name a bit...

How about the come touch down special?

Or break away, go long, intercept and run it to the end zone special?...

There's also the option of I wont fumble your hog skin special,

Want to be my quarter back and tackle me special,

Be my line driver and run it hard special,

Be my kicker and shoot it right between my posts special

And it's gooooouuud! special

The TOUCH DOWN!! special

I'll be your open wide receiver ;)

I'll be your full back you like to look at special ;)

I bet you can show me how to get downs special ;)

Where do you want to long bomb on me special ;)

I wont cut/chop block you special ;)

 

Okay, Obviously I got carried away, the sad part is I'm having too much fun with this and I could probably come up with some more...My mind works in odds ways...but hey, at least I'm not the only one who has in the gutter right? Hopefully you like what I came up with in the past 5-10 minutes.

Since I can't think of a name maybe I should take votes, and announce the winner on Monday? Well Your input and comments are valid so please leave one or come up with your own witty term and share it!

 

On to the good stuff!

 

The [ Insert Winner Here] Special!!

 

30 minutes 100

 

45 minutes 120

 

1 hour 150

 

1.5 hours 220

 

I'm all yours till 5pm Monday 10am-5pm Tuesday 10am-4pm Wednesday 10am-6pm Thursday 10am-6pm Friday 9am-3:30pm Satruday 11am-10pm to book please text/call at 613-240-0917 or email at [email protected]...it is easiest to reach me via text/call because sometimes I don't get notifications that I have received and email on my phone..terrible just terrible :/

 

Have fun sports fans...and not sports fans!! ^_^

 

Michaella

Can't wait to caress you all over!!

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