DariaKayM 2991 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 So had alittle time on my hands and came up with this thought.... If you could buy three things from Walmart (or a store) to freak out a cashier what would they be? It can be anything in the store...... The following are a few examples My Picks: Bottle of personal lube, a banana, and a small pineapple Condoms, peanut butter, and a mouse trap Rat poison, bleach, and a "Sorry for your loss" Hallmark card Allright who's next? 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 Chloroform, a bag of rags and a shovel. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
olderguy 5797 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 Bra and panties set, whip cream and a Happy Birthday Mom card. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 Ski mask, toy gun and a can of black paint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 I had no more rep points:( all the posts are hilarious, and deserve some, fun thread too.Thanks for the laughs preparation h adult diapers drain plug 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 Kiddy pool, cases of Jell'O mix and a video camera. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 A cucumber, condoms and Nicorette gum ;) 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted March 6, 2013 gloves, laxative and kitty litter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Vaseline, crocodile clips and a foot-pump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Lube, enema kit, and a snorkel Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh start 17467 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 I know this isn't the game but it reminds me of a story. I used to work in a grocery store along time ago and had to take a cake order where the gentleman requested the cake to say I quote "fuck you bitch I'm sleeping with your sister" so obviously this made me go wtf! But in the end you got to give customer service. Latex glove, lube, and a turkey bastor 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butterfly Kisses 2301 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Did it tonight, condoms, lube and a bag of cheesies. Didn't want my dick turning orange!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Chloroform, a bag of rags and a shovel. Never would I do this in reality and I do watch a lot of those real life mystery shows so yeah, I'd buy the above. lol. I always watch those 48 hour Mystery shows where they get the accused killer on a Home Depot video surveillence buying a shovel, bleach, etc with a credit card! That is arrogance for you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamanthaEvans 166767 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 An ant farm kit, a jar of honey and a bag of large zip-ties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Nylon rope, chocolate syrup and a curling iron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Malika Fantasy 144625 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 50 shades of grey, a giant teddy bear and some knitting needles Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 A tiny(stature) man with three boxes of Trojan Magnum XL's. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Knee pads, trampoline and an umbrella. I don't know why all of those but I think i just would funny to see the reaction of the cashier. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Not sure if it would freak anyone out (and I'm quite sure that it has definately happened) but would get a smile or a raised eyebrow is: Fifty Shades, a grey neck tie and a viberator. (E.L. James you are not a literary genius but thanks for the sexual liberation of many women. However I have cursed you many a night when all I wanted was to go to sleep) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DariaKayM 2991 Report post Posted March 7, 2013 Pregancy test, the day after pill, and condoms Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
