Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted June 29, 2009 bet you are now....I'm just sayin.....:roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted June 29, 2009 bet you are now....I'm just sayin.....:roll: Not a chance! lmao...i still think i was brought by the stork! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungStud 468 Report post Posted June 29, 2009 I don't think she ever did something like that. Which may explain why he wasn't home a lot. 8) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
whatsup 11893 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 That's almost just unthinkable. Ewwwwh. Hopefully not on my lips. lmao Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 shakes head:!: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 LMAO CK...I have 5 brothers and a sister..so I think Mom was always busy already....too busy probably to give a kiss good night..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
buggernot 588 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 Hmmm, come to think of it...maybe that's how I fell into a catatonic repressed memory stupor that one time I got ATM... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MandalayBay 575 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 This is the funniest poll idea ever ... You are twisted Kenny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted June 30, 2009 Well I voted ewwwwwww. My parents were straight laced Brits who epitomized the name of that old British TV sitcom "No Sex Please, We're British." They probably had sex twice (although unimaginable) once to get my brother and once to get me. Private parts were referred to in euphemisms. I remember embarrassing my mother when I was in HS by asking her about contraception (I was 16, horny and fucking anything that moved...the cat was too quick for me!). She blushed a deep red, and to her credit avoided saying "I say old boy that's a bit risque!" but managed to squeek out that it was her opinion that "coitus interuptus" was the Church's preferred method....and then she changed the subject very quickly to what a lovely day it was. It's no wonder I'm so damned repressed!!! ha ha:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 some one had to vote yes....after all I am a sick puppy!!!!........:shock: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
capitalman 3861 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 Are you kidding CK? My parents never had sex let alone blow jobs! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spud271 47779 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 What a freakin question! That was a thought I never wanted to go through my head. It's bad enough I walked in on my parents on more than one occassion...dirty buggers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214123 Report post Posted June 30, 2009 some one had to vote yes....after all I am a sick puppy!!!!........:shock: Now that explains so much now.........why you are the way you are.....:roll: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 This is the funniest poll idea ever ... You are twisted Kenny! Yes I am twisted, glad I could make some of ya laugh. Happy Canada day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
research.fish40 100 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 This one makes me think way too much. :wink: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AttilaTheHun 356 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 My parents had a healthy sex life and it the deed was done mostly in the mornings. (I know because I used to love to sneak into their room without them hearing me) and as for BJ's. My mom would never stick in her mouth. I recently asked about BJ's during one our open conversations where she admitted that Dad always wanted to, but she refused. She was grossed out by the thought. I guess that"s why Dad traveled a lot and had pussy in every major Canadian city. ATH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 Funny Thread CK - Happy Canada Day! :grin: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 (edited) My mother give a blow job? I don't think so. In fact, before she died, she had a bit of dementia and started swearing and coming out with shocking comments such as...Once she said "There's one thing no one can accuse of being and that is a cock sucker" So in my case, I would say not. But then that is not something you want to think about your mother anyways.... Giddy - up to a better poll! Edited July 1, 2009 by Mature Angela change text Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
reallywhiteguy 100 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 Is it possible my fascination for DATY is because Dada gave me the finger soother to suck on after he had been fingering Mama? Any psychiatrists out there? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
a******s.m*****e 187 Report post Posted July 1, 2009 What do all those "ewww" comments mean? It stays in the family LOL I admit I had to read it a few times to figure out what you meant. First I thougt Ma means massage parlour attendant and admit to looking up what the abreviation PA could mean? I was wondering why would an MP attendant give you a good night kiss.... Anyway, ever wondered if your Pa gave you a kiss after eating your Ma's pussy? LOL Anyway, I don't think these things ever happened in our household. I remember my mom saying the cock's place is in the vagina. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Ou**or**n Report post Posted July 1, 2009 Given how well my folks seem to have gotten along between my birth and their divorce I'd say nope. In fact if it wasn't for the wonders of alcohol I think I wouldn't exist at all. :smile: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted July 3, 2009 I admit I had to read it a few times to figure out what you meant. First I thougt Ma means massage parlour attendant and admit to looking up what the abreviation PA could mean? . Ya , sorry my contrified cowboy speak can be confusin' sometimes... I'm surprised at how many have actually answered the poll :) as for your question about your PA and my Ma's pussy, well your just as twisted as I am !!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhatARide 282 Report post Posted July 3, 2009 I'm surprised too Cowboy - never thought that topic would get past the first page. Its not the kind of thought I like to have - you must have been having a realy slow day when you posted this - anyways thanks for the entertainment - some funny posts to read on this Friday end of day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest f***2f*** Report post Posted July 3, 2009 Well I must say i'm enjoying this thread and made my comments earlier. One of the things I've noticed is that oral sex was not really a feature of the pre-1970s parents reportoire. I mean we may be way out to lunch but I think it's true that oral has gone mainstream over the last few decades as has anal sex. I can remember even when I was growing up that anal sex with a woman was not really something most of us red blooded guys considered as mainstream. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy kenny 50799 Report post Posted July 3, 2009 Good Point Boner, makes you wonder what taboo acts now will be considered mainstream 30-40 years from now, when me and my horsey are old and wrinkled using a walker and our balls are hanging down by our knees. My god what's left ???? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
