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I believe they bind you in giant lasagne noodles, shove a meatball-gag in your mouth and ram a Genoa salami up your ass.

 

Never tried it...not my cup of tea...

 

 

Lmao

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I believe they bind you in giant lasagne noodles, shove a meatball-gag in your mouth and ram a Genoa salami up your ass.

 

Never tried it...not my cup of tea...

 

 

Lmao

 

Mmmm. Tempting. Is Genoa salami spicy?

I hope it doesn't cause a rash.

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Looked it up on Urbandictionary, couldn't find it. :confused0024:

 

I wonder if he's actually referring to an "Italian job", which is similar to a Russian Job, except instead of putting penis between the breasts, it's put between the ass cheeks? It's kinda like Greek, but without penetration. This is what they used to call it in Montreal anyways.

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Guest *l**e

not to start a geography debate, but Genoa is about as far from Sicily as possible within Italy...so I was accurate in my facetious post...lol

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A massage provider offering this value-added option on her sessions described it as, to paraphrase, the blending of a bodyslide and a lap dance, and went on to suggest that it was a much safer release and a more mind-blowing experience.

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sounds like something really sexxxy and I am more than willing to try!! ;)

 

A massage provider offering this value-added option on her sessions described it as, to paraphrase, the blending of a bodyslide and a lap dance, and went on to suggest that it was a much safer release and a more mind-blowing experience.

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Sounds close to frottage (i.e. pussy slide) to me! Maybe not but proceed with caution...

Edited by **zz**x
spelling... as usual

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Sounds close to frottage (i.e. pussy slide) to me! Maybe not but proceed with caution...

They have an official name for pussy slides?

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Sounds close to frottage (i.e. pussy slide) to me! Maybe not but proceed with caution...

 

I thought that Italian meant penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

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Sounds close to frottage (i.e. pussy slide) to me! Maybe not but proceed with caution...

Just looked up "frottage" on Urban Dictionary, it's the act of rubbing against another person with your clothes on. http://is.gd/Mmxysw

 

That's about the safest form of sexual stimulation, you can ever have.

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I thought that Italian meant penis rubbing between butt cheeks.

 

While I don't know for sure because I haven't been to said advertising MA, I believe this is the correct definition.

 

Polydeuces

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I think you guys are talking about the Ottawa Flapjack.

 

Urban dictionary is the best. Seriously...type in ANY place name and there's a sexual act to go with it.

I think I've done the Ottawa Flapjack, without knowing it. :)

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