rob707070 149 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that American commercials are so much more entertaining than CAnadian commercials? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that when weather forecasters predict a great weekend on Wednesday that by the time Saturday rolls around we typically get two days of rain. Additional Comments: Why is it that when ever you are in a hurry you get caught at every red light in your path? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why does winter make skin so dry? Then a hot bath feels so cozy with a glass of Jack on the rocks, but after a half bottle of lotion required. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why does winter make skin so dry? Then a hot bath feels so cozy with a glass of Jack on the rocks, but after a half bottle of lotion required. Hmmm... Interesting word choices: hot, rocks, jack and a half a bottle of lotion? Have fun, hee here. :biggrin: "It puts the lotion on it's skin" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest t****ster***ke Report post Posted March 25, 2013 why is it that all the most captivating courtesans are in southern ontario when i am stuck up north? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it......that a foot in your mouth never tastes as good when, it's your own? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that some people are sooooo insecure? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it...... that a bird in the hand is supposed to be worth two in the bush? In my experience I'd rather have one bird in the bush than two in my hands ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarveySpecter 1908 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that food bad for you is soo cheap but the good stuff is soo expensive??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that whenever you need to stay absolutely still, THAT is the precise moment your nose or (insert other body part name here) starts to itch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted March 25, 2013 Why is it that sex is such a pleasant way to escape reality? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it my Mom always calls just as I've sat down to pee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it better to love than to be loved? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tallguy007 4172 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it your car's intermittent problem suddenly goes away the moment the tow truck arrives to take it to the garage to be looked at? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 (edited) Why is it that the days I decide to take off or are otherwise engaged are the days when my phone rings off the hook? Edited March 26, 2013 by cr**tyc***es 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Luckyme 41401 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it that I am so addicted to the cerb ladies? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rounding Third 9568 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it that lately I always seem to be asking "why is it?" but yet when Nicolette started this cool "why is it" thread I can't think of a single "why is it" to to put in her "why is it" thread.....so...Why is it?..perhaps an age thing? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it that I am so addicted to the cerb ladies? You just can't help it. Most of them are irresistible. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it that when you have a fridge full of food, you can never figure out what to eat BUT when you know you need groceries, you can always find something that will satisfy? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andee 220524 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Why is it when you change your password that you vow never to forget, you forget it the first time you go to use it. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Why is it that people insist on driving very slowly in the left-hand lane on the highway? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Why is it that I come up with some of the most witty and acerbic retorts hours after a conversation has ended? 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Why is it hot dog's come in packs of 10 and 12 and buns come in packages of 6 and 8. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Why is it that hypocrites travel in pairs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 27, 2013 Why is it..... that when kneeling down to put on a small childs coat they always manage to cough or sneeze directly into your face. God, kids are disgusting! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
