Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it that some people like to create storms out of a glass of water! That must be the Spanish equivalent of "tempest in a teacup." I like it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why won't O. DOG shake hands with my good friend "the clown"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it every dirty job takes 3 times longer than you expected and every fun activity is over 3 times quicker than you expect? Is it like time flys when you're having fun? That just sucks! Why can't time crawl when you're having fun? I'd sign up for that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashley Ann 75247 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it that some people are so rude and effing gross!!!! Blows my mind on just how nasty & uncouth some people can be !!!!!!!!!!! I just moved into my new place-have new neighbours, for the most part-most of them are nice...but for the love of GOD, my neighbour to my left of me-constantly horks up shit and spits it out in his backyard, which is right beside mine !!!!! 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it.....I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress. (sigh....my mother raised me too well, I can hear her in my head, "never turn your back on those in need") Stupid mom making me all conscientious! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it that when the weather finally gets beautiful, everyone and their brother decides that it's time to fertilize their lawn with the most odoriferous varieties of fresh animal poop???? I went out last night and all I could smell was POO!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest A** L*** Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it when I have no reason to get up early I can fall asleep, BUUUUUUUUUUUUT when I have a reason to get up early I can't fall asleep?? I know I'm not alone on this one!! :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 (edited) Why is it, that when you join twitter to see what all the fuss is about they force you to follow a bunch of crap immediately Edited May 3, 2013 by Serena Blake typo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it, that when you join twitter to see what all the fuss is about they force you to follow a bunch of crap immediately Get in there... put your cursor over the "follow" button on the stuff you don't want... click it and you will immediately be able to "unfollow". Twitter is quite a lot of fun... it just takes time to get used to! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 3, 2013 Why is it when you need to be somewhere early and you leave early with plenty of time, something always happens? i.e. 6 car pileup on highway where people run into each other, nothing serious, no one hurt and backs traffic up... Murphy needs a kick in the nuts sometimes. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Why is it that as soon as I turned on the hockey, the Habs scored within fifteen seconds? And AGAIN a minute later? Fuuuuuck.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Why is it when you buy a $600 cell phone, a year later it's only worth $50? 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Why is it that blondes have more fun? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Why is it that blondes have more fun? Not always my dear... And this comes from a brunette lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Not always my dear... And this comes from a brunette lol Then this may be more appropriate? LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Then this may be more appropriate? LOL Now now! Lol, What did we do again? :) Why is it all the foods I love are all the foods that are so bad for me:( Can't they make healthy junk food?-healthy junk food, now there's a blonde statement! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crankF 12893 Report post Posted May 4, 2013 Why is it when you buy a $600 cell phone, a year later it's only worth $50? It's "planned obsolesence", similarly used with cars, computers etc.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Why is it that when I thought my ex-wife was calling my penis "Don Juan," what she was REALLY saying was "don't want?" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IsaMassage 54318 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Why is it that I love the sun!! Lol!! And off course with beer around lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Why is it that I love the sun!! Lol!! And off course with beer around lol I told ya hun... we have a potential money maker here!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf_Nazis_Must_Die 8958 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Why is it the days I have to work are also the sunniest? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted May 5, 2013 Why is it on the most beautiful day, I am inside? Oh ya, I can't go out in the sun... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted May 6, 2013 "Why is it" that when you plan ahead...book rare holidays....and on the day before you are leaving and are busy and stressed as hell....the mucky mucks from the city come out to meet with you because they don't know what to do when you are gone ?? They took up three hours of my day !!! "Why is it" that when you are forcefully dragged into an impromtu meeting all dirty and oily and working since 5 am ......it is 20 + degrees out ...... and a dude in a tie looks at me and says "would you like some tea ?" Why yes of course I would....as much as I would like to tap dance for you fuckers right now was my thought !!!! 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted May 6, 2013 Why is it that there is a tv show which you may have only watched two or three times, and it comes on again a few months or a year or two later, and it is the episode you watched already...damned repeats RG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted May 6, 2013 Why is it that when someone hurts your feelings in a most unexpected way that it takes longer then you want it to to just get over it, move on and forget about it? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
