Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 I Browse around CERB sometimes bored and looking for something write about and somedays I find nothing. I like things that make myself and other people smile :D and what really makes people smile more then the innocence of children. So I'm going to open up this thread with one of my favorite stories about my nephew I was visiting my sister's for a few days a year or so ago and one night I had accidentally left some mary jane in a bag on the coffeetable the night before. My nephew screamed out "EEEEEEEEEEW! CAT POOP!" When I realized what he was referring to I casually pick up the bag and put it in my purse while telling the very confused looking little boy "oh ya, I'm soposed to take that to the vet to make sure kitty doesn't have worms" lol. STILL to this day Mary Jane is referred to as cat poop in our family. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Philander39 3705 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 A while back when Toy Story first came out, a buddy of mine went to McDonald's with his daughter. They had the standard promotional cups with the various characters from the movie. My buddy was getting the food while his daughter and I were sitting in the booth. As he comes our way with the food including a large cup with the character Woody on it, his daughter leaps up, points and screams "DADDY YOU HAVE A BIG WOODY !!!". To me it seem like the whole restaurant went silent but my friend who was made of sterner stuff simple said "Yes, (insert daughter's name here) I have a big woody do you think we should save it for mommy ?". His daughter yells "YES, SHE"LL LOVE IT !!!" ..... it's at this point that I start laughing so hard that I can't eat for 10 minutes. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 (This story is about a small injury the funny part is obviously about the repsonse NOT the injury.)While playing at my house a little boy cut the top of his finger. We took him to emergency to see if stiches were needed, on the way we aked him if he was in any pain, was he okay, no he wasn't in too much pain and yes he said he felt fine. But then a big burst of tears we felt terrible and asked why, he said "he didn't want to die", omg I thought I was going to cry, poor little guy. He thought because he was bleeding that he was going to die. We assured him he was going to be fine and he was just a couple of stiches. Kids are so innocent. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Serena Blake 14066 Report post Posted March 25, 2013 one Christmas we were driving to the anual family get together (or a family with 14 brothers and sisters and their kids and their kids kids lol) My son was driving with his paternal grandparents as his father and I followed in our car. Along the way my son asks if we are going to see Nannie or Grampy's family and they tell him we are going to see Nannie's family. In which my son replies "OH. Daddy says Nannies family is Craaaazy" lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
