HarleyQ 972 Report post Posted March 30, 2013 So I've been out of the game for about 5-6 years now. I was wondering if anyone has any advice for me. Have things changed much since I've been gone? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NotchJohnson 214136 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 It's like riding a bike, you never forget how. Most men from Cerb are gentleman and will treat a lady with respect. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 So I've been out of the game for about 5-6 years now. I was wondering if anyone has any advice for me. Have things changed much since I've been gone? Vaginas are now side to side instead of up and down, the clitoris has been enlarged for easier accessibility. They changed that in 2009. We haven't been able to touch boobs since the second Harper government was given a majority. Ohhhh... providers now must be given fresh cauliflower (in the cello wrap) in addition to the donation. Other than that, it's exactly the same as it was. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T*rb***k Report post Posted March 31, 2013 OMG, I've been out of the game too long too! But thank heaven for the enlarged clitoris, I've always been a little awkward/clumsy so I'm glad to hear that they come in larger sizes for her satisfaction and my comfort level ;) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flipmatic 214 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 I knew there was something up when she kept asking me where the cauliflower was. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 Dammit. I forgot. They phased out the older diesel fueled providers to be in alignment with the provisions of the Kyoto Accord. As of January 1st, 2011 all providers run on solar power. It's not a huge problem for daytime appointments, but at night time you must have all the high powered sunlight simulator units powered up or your provider won't work. There will be a $30 carbon footprint surcharge for any appointment after sundown. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wolf Knight 29667 Report post Posted March 31, 2013 Sorry to the OP, this thread appears to have gone to the Dogs, Old Dog to be exact. I never found a Horse SP but let me know how you make out. In all seriousness, if your here on CERB you know that respect is the order of the day. Other than that everything stiff goes where it did before. Have fun! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQ 972 Report post Posted April 1, 2013 Good to see this site hasn't changed much :icon_lol: Always full of humour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
