Drinking Water

[capitalman 3861]

ABOUTDRINKINGWATER

 

The following will probably amaze and startle you.

 

One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

 

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

 

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a daycould significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

 

A mere 2% drop in body watercan trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen or

 

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

 

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

 

(No kidding, all of the above is true...)

 

Of course, too much water may have strange side effects.

 

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Now that I have your attention, go get another glass of water!

--BUT BE VERY CAREFUL.

 

[Guest gagagaga]

aye karamba!!!

[Seymour 3970]

Stay thirsty my friends :-P

[NotchJohnson 214129]

Beer and Water

To my friends who enjoy a glass of beer..and those who don't.

 

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when

drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

 

Remember:

Water = Poop, Beer = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink Beer and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service.

[PistolPete 61421]

Yup, I just put down my 1ST Coors Light of the day..off to the fridge for another 1!

[jerican 657]

Yup, I just put down my 1ST Coors Light of the day..off to the fridge for another 1!

 

But I thought T'Storm said beer? Heyoooooo!:lol:

(I am here all week as well folks!)

[Guest f***2f***]

Now I understand why my dick ballooned up to twice its size...it's the water!!

[PistolPete 61421]

AFTER ALL THAT WATER....Bro you shootin Bullets or shit!

[PistolPete 61421]

But I thought T'Storm said beer? Heyoooooo!:lol:

(I am here all week as well folks!)

 

Hey whatever is in the fridge from the last pool party, and its cold BEER..I'm happy! (because I did not buy it, that's the nice part of hosting:lol: left over beer/wine) Maybe a Rickards next;-)

[antlerman 17064]

Yup, I just put down my 1ST Coors Light of the day..off to the fridge for another 1!

 

Now this explains alot about you.............Coors Light....?????????

 

man up dude!!!........drink a beer from Canada....a real beer..one with taste.....flavour.........not Bunny Pee!!!!!!

[PistolPete 61421]

Now this explains alot about you.............Coors Light....?????????

 

man up dude!!!........drink a beer from Canada....a real beer..one with taste.....flavour.........not Bunny Pee!!!!!!

 

It also explains alot about you as well, read the above thread..whatever is in the fridge and cold

[antlerman 17064]

what ever you say can and will be misquoted and used against you..........................