Goombata72 1556 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 What I have learned I have learned that: -No matter how hard you try to help somebody. Somebody alway think you want something in return -Racing a regular white car almost always becomes a police car -Using the excuse I have to go to the bathroom really badly is not good enough to get me out of a speeding ticket. -Walking away may be your only choice 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Old Dog 179138 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 There are things you have never tried that you should. Sometimes, letting go and showing your enjoyment of things is infectious. I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. My kids and I have more fun together as we all get a bit older. Food always tastes better when someone else makes it. The friends you make as an adult are harder to come by, but infinitely as rewarding or more so than the ones you made as a kid. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CristyCurves 169032 Report post Posted April 14, 2013 There are some good and kind people being good to yourself is important but be better to others self promotion is unattractive-modesty isn't dogs are infinitely wiser than most people it's okay to make mistakes people that point out anothers character flaws have bigger ones themselves if someone has to keep telling everyone how great they are-then perhaps they aren't so great. it's all right to eat cake-just not everyday It's not important to have alot of friends it's important to have friends that mean alot growing old is fun-only the very strong do it well! my mind is always open to learn, to understand, to appreciate my heart is always kind, but my fists and mouth are always ready and able to defend how to give one hell of a good deepthroating bj! 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted April 15, 2013 I have learned that the ladies from Halifax have an edge. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
emiafish 30979 Report post Posted April 15, 2013 I've learned there are better lubricants than KY. I've learned people are generally squeamish when it comes to other people's bodily fluids. I've learned that it pays to do your home work. I've learned that the most irritating people are often the most memorable. I've learned that slow is smooth and smooth is fast. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nicolette Vaughn 294340 Report post Posted April 15, 2013 I have learned... How to once again talk my way out of a speeding ticket. Having blonde hair and big boobs can always work to my advantage. Men love to be seduced inadvertantly and so innocently...this includes police officers pulling you over. Having a Hemi doesn't mean you have to prove anything. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted April 15, 2013 I have learned that Nicolette has an edge over the ladies from Halifax because she's in Ottawa. I just couldn't resit. ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LeeRichards 177238 Report post Posted April 15, 2013 I speak French much better when I have consumed alcohol. I have learned after reading this above.....and a recent highlight post of OD's from the weekend..... that speaking much better French because of consuming alcohol leads to going home from a night out with the taste of a young French girl in your mouth ;) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest B**na***oy Report post Posted April 16, 2013 I have learned that if you displease madame LeErotica, you're going to get spanked. ;-). ;-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phaedrus 209521 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 I have learned... things that will be useful if I ever visit Scandinavia! The Swedes have a word for "masturbating while crying". It's Gråtrunk. However, I have not yet learned why they have a word for this. In Norwegian, shaving foam is... "Barberskum". Also works in Danish. The Swedish for "final sale" is "slut spurt." And "spped bump" is "fart-hinder". In Danish, the word "Gift" means two different things... "poison" and "marriage". 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
someguy 67067 Report post Posted April 17, 2013 I have learnt that the grass is not always greener on the other side of the fence. No matter how bad you have it, there is somebody worst off. To stop worrying about something. Imagine the worst that could happen in your situation. If you can live with the outcome, then you can stop worrying as the worst will probably not happen and if it did, you already know that you can accept it and live with it. I've learnt that the Cerb community is a very knowledgeable and caring bunch. There are a lot of fun regular people in Cerb Chat Each encounter with a Cerb woman seems to get better and better. Cerb women are a sexy, beautiful and caring. Most of my dates with Cerb women have exceeded my expectations. One Kind deed leads to another. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
