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I recently had to write a resume which I hadn't done in several years and it got me thinking! It would be hilarious and fun to write a resume for an sp job and reverse.

 

For example I'm a carpenter so I could say

I'm an expert with wood! Lol get the idea

 

For the sp since you already got the job it would be funny for you to give us your skill as if applying for a job other than sp or ma.

 

Example you may be good at giving blowjobs

You can say you have excellent oral skill lol

 

Hope your all getting the idea!

So lets hear some funny or dirty skills lmao.

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I look forward to today when the industry gets to that stage of having to write résumés. In the meantime...

 

My last service provider was an construction site worker. She could lay an awesome foundation, and boy, could she have the beam vertical and perpendicular to the base in no time.

 

Unfortunately, she retired and I do miss that exquisite craftsmanship.

 

PatrickGC

 

PS: I do computer maintenance and all it entails. Thus influencing the client-side skills, and that would put me in the "Beaver-Monkey" category.

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