If your pet worked in the industry, what would they be?

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

I love animals. Dogs, cats, fish, birds. Love talking about my pets. Not everyone however, wants to hear about how fluffy chased her tail today, or fido buried his bone in your backyard. So I thought, we could talk about our pets, and if they worked in the industry - what would their profile or advertisement look like? If they were a provider, what type of service would they provide? If they were a hobbyist, what type of provider would they be looking for? Or maybe they are other. The possibilities are endless.

 

Rules are:

Name

Species

I am a: SP, MA, Hobbyist, Other

Either a brief profile or advertisement of their services

Pic of your pet, or if you want, a pic of a pet similar to yours

 

I'll start

 

My name is Harriet

I am a long haired Grey Cat with a silky mane and very fluffy tail.

I am the madam of the house.

I used to work as a Massage Attendant.

 

I enjoy sinking my paws into your belly and softly purring and occasionally drooling while I massage you with my claws. Now I am the madam of the house, and I keep my eyes and ears out for the other girls and keep the boys in line. Hobbies include catching snakes, birds and occasionally mice.

 

 

Additional Comments:

Marbles

Female long haired fluffy grey kitty, extra toes

I am a service provider

Boys, if you are looking for a girl that does everything, here she is. Very new to the business this fluffy kitty is raring to go. Very open minded, willing to do EVERYTHING. Oral, Full Service, Bubabke (she does not really know what that means, but said she will try anything), orgies, gang bangs, duos, 3somes. This girl will do it all.

Very friendly and affectionate. Loves being cuddled and stroked. Call now to book your time with this one of a kind. You should see what she does with her extra toes.

[Studio 110 by Sophia 150333]

Good day my beloved furry

and 4 legged friends!

I am a pure poodle, small in stature,

but have been told I have a long dong!

My owner always laughs and looks away, as when it comes out, it reached the floor!

My hair is white. My ears are mid length, and tail is cropped.

I am well mannered, but at times can be snippy when the wrong person approaches me. So please take your time to get to know before you rub my belly!

I am a mature male, in my prime of 5 years old.

My hobbies include cuddling up to my owner, following my owner around every time she moves.

My donations are: Tennis balls, more tennis balls and left over steak please.

THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!

pic avail on my site,

mrpoodoo.ca

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Maggie

Rottweiler

I am other

 

I provide security for the girls. I keep everyone in line and make sure the guys keep in line. I appear like a big mean bully and that is exactly the point. If you are afraid of me, then I am doing my job. I maintain perimeter security, entrance security and keeping my eyes and ears open for anything that goes on.

 

Hobbies include playing at the beach, sleeping on my owners lap, and letting the new kitties sleep with me when they first start.

 

[Nathalie L 112512]

This thread is adorable. Please keep the posts coming <3 I used to own a dog, and here's what I would say about him...

 

 

Name: Jackson

Breed: Sheltie

I am an SP.

 

I'm really hyper, and don't listen particularly well. I'll keep you very entertained with my stories and I'm always very happy. If you treat me well, I will adore you forever... Especially if you tip me with doggie treats.

 

I like to sleep on my back with my feet up in the air and when I dream I make lots of sounds. If you make any sudden movements I will bark at you. Once I realize it's you, I'll lick your face instead.

 

Hobbies include: running, jumping, playing, and chewing on things. I hope you're into that.

 

If you would like to book an appointment, please e-mail my owner at [email protected]. She's my booking agent because I can't type. I don't have thumbs =(

[Meg O'Ryan 266444]

Frank and Petey

We come as a pair

Male SPs

 

We are male dumbo fancy rats who spend all of our time together. Since our favorite activity seems to be licking each other's balls, we think that our best option would be to be fluffers on a porn set.

 

Barring that, we do love women and would be happy pleasing you with kisses all over! Be advised that we do everything at a frenetic pace but always get the job done.

 

Bi rats rule!

[VedaSloan 119179]

Grimlock

Small, black cat

I am a goddess

 

 

I am the Kitty Queen of Sheba. Come bask in my presence. My glorious black fur is begging to be petted and my bedroom green eyes stare right into your soul. I am for the human who loves lavishing attention, feeding me at the exact same time every day (there are consequences if you're late!), and who enjoys watching me chasing my own tail. I have trouble sharing a bed, and will eventually force you onto the corner edge. But, I love to lick and will lick everything, whether you want it or not. I like to flop on the floor and present strangers with my belly, but beware, it's a trick. You touch my belly and I will claw your face off.

 

Restrictions: DO NOT TOUCH MY BELLY. I might let you pick me up, but ymmv.

 

[Fresh start 17467]

My name is peanut

I'm a male miniature dachshund (aka hotdog, wiener dog)

Sp

 

I'm a long smooth wiener, who love to stretch and make myself longer.

I may be short but I enjoy playing with bigger dogs. I love to lick and give kisses and my small long tongue can squeeze into to tightest or smallest hole (in the nose and ears) I'm full of energy and will outlast most when play time arrives. I like to curl up and cuddle.

 

Wish list

Dog treat

Tennis ball

Anything that has cotton in it so I can make a mess

[Phaedrus 209521]

 

So, you've seen an SP. You've had a duo. Maybe even three at a time. Are you ready to take the next step? The next... few steps, all at once?

 

There is not just one of us. There are hundreds of us. Thousands. And we multiply every day. Given that there's so many of us, I'm afraid the only service we offer is full-on orgies. Nothing else.

 

We will drift softly across your skin, tantalizing you with every touch. We will lurk under your furniture and tickle your feet. And then... ah, you'll have to book to find out.

 

We have just one restriction... we don't do blow jobs. It was OK, until we heard it involved sucking. And you know what else sucks? Yes, that. The terrifying machine that your SO threatens us with when we overstay our welcome. We don't talk about that. We don't want anything to do with it.

 

We do outcalls to your man-cave (you must guarantee your SO never goes there with the V-thing), or incalls in our own, high-class, not-as-clean-as-it-might-be apartment.

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

My name is Tee ters.

I am a money cat (calico) shorthaired

I am a Mature Cross Species Fetish Provider, specializing in cat on dog experiences as well as lesbian explosions.

 

My name is Tee ters. I cater to those that crave a cross species lesbian experience. I adore dogs. Especially female dogs. Those that desire a mommy experience. I will give you everything you desire.

 

I adore dogs that love having me suck their nipples. I will produce milk if you let me have my way with you. I will drain you, suck you and leave you wanting more. You will follow me around while I eat your food and take your toys. We will sleep together each night until you eventually submit to my whims and desires.

 

I adore talking your ear off. I will always let you know if I am displeased with something you have or have not done for me. I am a dom in training.

 

In my spare time, I enjoy hunting, running off males in my vicinity and sitting on your chest while you sleep.

 

Call me, if you desire a cat on dog experience. I am the one an only.

 

Ms. Teeters

[email protected]

 

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Hey boys, has anyone seen Tee ters yet. I am a Terrier, Chiwawa, Shiz zu, Poodle (TerryWawaShizOodle) cross and absolutely adore cats. Especially cats that put out to dogs. That is so hard to find now. I love it when they nurse all of my 6 nipples and especially if they kneed me at the same time.

 

If anyone has seen her, please pm me, she is so hot. Are her pics real?

 

Maggie

 

[Nicolette Vaughn 294340]

Name: George/Georgie

Species: Big orange Tabby cat

Occupation: Strip club Bouncer

 

My name is George or affectionately referred to by others as Georgie. I am a cat with a unique personality with similar characteristics to that of a human. I am healthy yet large in size at 15 lbs which comes in handy when performing my job as a bouncer at a strip club.

 

I am a very attractive cat with orange and white soft fur with a tiger striped tail that looks almost appetizing. I keep my fur very soft and am very hygienic. I enjoy giving paw for a treat, prefer to go to the bathroom outdoors than a stinky litter box and love to have my belly rubbed. Once in a while if you rub me on my lower stomach too far down, I will grab your hand, bite it and claw it. When I want to go outdoors, I will meow loudly, tap you on the arm or back or lay on the kitchen table if my request is not heard. I always get what I want.

 

I am friendly and charismatic but at the same time I am no non sense type of a cat with a feisty attitude and a lot of persistence! I am in charge to protect the female cats at the bar and if you rub them the wrong way, I will be rubbing you the wrong way! You cannot miss me with my distinct meow and I love chatting it up whether it's just saying hello or a request for something. In the end, people are intrigued by me even if they are not a fan of cats and know I am a force to be reckoned with. This is why take an interest in me.

 

I am known in the feline strip club circuit for my protectiveness and fierce loyalty to those I care and work for. However, once in a while, I will take it upon myself to sample the strip club's creations. Some accept and some decline but at the end of the day I get what I want through my charm and perseverance.

 

Once in a while I will have to use my iron claw when an unruly customer gets out of hand. At times it has gotten rough in going home with cuts and scratches from brave intoxicated customers of the ladies who get out of hand or have wronged them by not paying for their champagne room dances, getting too fresh or insisting on high mileage activities. This is where I come in handy by keeping order in the club. They think they can take me on but my stature, my desire to protect and my defense skills always leaves them lying on the street with regrets of being too ballsy.

 

Despite my stocky build, I can jump high fences and run fast. I love the outdoors and enjoy spending as much time as I can outside whether it's roaming the neighborhood and hooking up with the female cats and not having to worry about knocking them up or sleeping under the stars in tall grass. I am known as the Tom Cat who prowls about at night and for using the fence as my highway to get where I want to go so I don't piss off the neighborhood. My favorite pastime is eating and I also like to visit neighbors further away and some have adopted me as their pet cat by feeding me and calling me a different name. Then I go back to my own place and do a dine and dash usually in the spring, summer and fall months.

 

 

I am also the alpha male in my house after the other cat died and I overruled my 16 year old male elderly submissive step brother who no longer has the energy to take on this role. If he is sleeping where I want to sleep, I will will grab him by the neck and bite him until he runs away or just attack him for shits and giggles to let him know who rules. I rule in my household and while the owner thinks they are in charge, it is really me! I also like to swipe her ass with my paw in front of her male visitor friends to show them who the boss really is! I am one cat you will never forget meeting!

 

 

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

My name is Tommy. I am a hobbyist who wants to move into the industry as a male escort. I love pussy, smelling it, licking it, chasing it. I watch over my girls to make sure they are safe. Not sure what has happened, but none of them will put out any more. Its like they all had "the operation" while I wasn't looking. The house did take me and tricked me once. I woke up and I couldn't find my balls. They were no where to be found. The house then sent me away and I had to put up with 2 screaming kids. I didn't like it there. It took me 2 weeks, but I finally found my way back to the house, where I now live.

 

So girls, if you want to do a bush call with me, look me up. Won't charge you anything either. Just not sure how to do it since I lost my balls. Has anyone seen them?

 

Beautiful tabby with white. Muscular and friendly. Just don't pick me up. That is my one do not do.

 

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Announcing the exotic dancers Bubbles and Squirt. They are an interactive male/female dance team that will surly start your engines. Their golden scales and oversized lips are truly captivating. These exotic goldfish will tantilize you with their acrobatic and exotic movements and will also mesmerize you. They enjoy diving deep and soaring to the top of their surroundings. Bubbles thoroughly enjoys being an exhibitionist and Squirt is a voyeur at heart. They are usually found performing in front of their web cam.

 

You can catch their shows 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. They never stop working and they love it when you shower them with flakes.

 

I have often wondered what Squirt was saying. It always seems like he is singing, but never could make it out. So I went and bought one of those fancy underwater microphones. It cost me $1000, but it was well worth it. I finally figured out what he was singing.

 

Click the link to actually hear him, but I will transcribe it for you incase the link does not work.

 

"I'm forever blowing Bubbles.....Why doesn't Bubbles blow me?"

 

www.seeSquirtblowBubbles.com