A new game - test your knowledge

[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Ok boys, here is your chance to test your knowledge with common sense scenarios. How much have you been paying attention? Do you truly understand what sp's go through?

 

There are no prizes at the end of the game. However, what you might discover is much more important then any game out there. Hold on to your hats and lets start!

 

1. So, your first discussion with an SP, is it appropriate to start your communication with the following:

 

a) BBBJ, CIM, BBFS?

b) Can I fuck you up the ass?

c) I only have (insert $ value here ) what does that get me?

d) None of the above are appropriate to discuss on your first communication with an SP

 

If you answered D - you are correct. Are you talking with a streetwalker? Where is your respect? Do you really think that she is going to get all hot and horny if you ask the 1st three questions?

 

2. The lady you would like to see has clearly stated her methods of communication. You decide that this method does not work for you. After all, you are SEXY, CUTE, A GREAT GUY, have a 12" dick. After all, she might want to get it on with you because you are all that. Is it ok to disregard her protocols?

 

a) Yes

b) No

 

The answer, is B - I know it is hard to understand because you really are all that. However, she might have a reason to choose her choices for you to communicate with her. (like maybe she has a life outside of this business).

 

3. The lady you would like to see has given you her rates. The service she provides is $XXX for an hour, 1/2 hour is $XXX, overnight is $XXX. However, you feel her fees are too expensive for your wallet. Is it ok to ask:

 

a) I wish to offer you 50% of what you are asking for

b) I wish to offer to 75% of what you are asking for

c) I wish to offer you anything less then what you are asking for

d) It is never appropriate to suggest anything less then what the lady is asking for.

 

If you answered d, you are correct. Wow, you are the real deal. For those that answered incorrectly, understand this. Do you ask your mechanic, lawyer, grocery store, to lower their fees? Of course not, you know they would say no. For those that state "if you ask, and they say no, no harm no fowl". I would like to point out, well, you will get on their "do not book" list. If they chose to book you, they will most likely raise their fees instead of lowering them. Please, do not ask them to lower their fees. If you feel their fees are out of your price range, save up, or keep looking. My personal favourite are those that ask and end up on my "you are on my AxxHole list and my rates double each time you ask me to lower my rates".

 

4. You see a lady you would like to see. She is so hot. You dream of her each night. Her pics are on your screensaver. So you decide to book some time with her. However, her fees are our of your price range. So, you decide to ask her:

 

a) Will you do a car date?

b) I have a place in the bushes for you to see me

c) Can you come to my place? But you have to be quick, my wife (SO, girlfriend etc) will be home soon, so can you get here in 10 minutes?

d) Take an extra shift at work, squirrel away some extra money, wait till next month to make it work?

 

If you answered d - you are correct. On a roll. You are a absolutely the best. If you really want to see her, figure it out. You can do it.

 

5. So you have decided that you only want a (insert specific sex act) like a HJ, BJ, FS, DATY, DATO, Greek. Whatever act you want. She describes that she incorporates everything into her service. She is very clear. However, you decide that you only want one part of her service. So, you feel that you should only pay for one part of her service. Do you?

 

a) Only offer a partial portion of her fees

b) Only offer a partial portion of her fees and call her a gold digger or a whore if she declines?

c) Decide to go through with the call but only give her a portion of her fees when you see her?

d) Walk away, and wait till you have the money to pay her fees?

 

If you answered d, you are again correct. Is she a streetwalker? A prostitute? Why would you want to ask for a portion of the gold when you can get the whole deal? It is really very simple. If she is offering everything, why would you only want a portion? Why ask for less then she is providing for less money then her rates?

 

Ok kiddies, that's all for now, stay tuned for the next episode of the new game. Only seen here on CERB.

 

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[Meaghan McLeod 179664]

Round 2

 

6. Ok, the lady you would like to see has clearly stated her do's and don'ts. However, you want to do something on her don't list. After all, you are the one paying for her time and you want what you can't have. Do you:

 

a) Show up and try to persuade her to do what you want?

b) Ask her again to do what she does not do, and when she again says no, get her to do it anyways?

c) Offer her more money even though she has told you a number of times she will not do what you want to do?

d) Do not book her and look elsewhere

 

The correct answer is D. Yes, if the provider (either massage or sp) does not offer a service you want, keep looking for someone who does what you want. Or, if you want, you can see her, but just not ask her to do that thing you want so bad.

 

7. You are visiting a MA. She is actually an RMT, has her certificates and everything. Her rates are decent, she is pretty and you are interested in seeing her. You have checked her out, and everyone clearly states she does not provide a Happy Ending. They have even stated that she gets really pissed off when people ask her for a happy ending even though she clearly states in her inquiries that she does not provide this service. After all, she will loose her RMT status if she does this. Do you:

 

a) Book anyway and "see how far you can take it?"

b) Book anyway and even though she has told you she does not provide Happy Endings, ask her again to help a fellow out?

c) Demand she take care of your throbbing muscle?

d) Book elsewhere

 

If you answered d, you are correct. When a provider clearly states that she does not provide a happy ending, and you insist she do this anyways, the lady will most likely feel like this is a sexual assault and not be happy about you. She might even contact LE and charge you. When a lady says NO, it means NO. Do not, I repeat, do not try to get her to give a service that she does not provide.

 

8. You don't like using condoms. You cannot get the same sensation. So, you go to see a lady who you like. While you are getting it on with her, she puts a condom on you for your full service. You however, don't want to use a condom. Do you:

 

a) Pull out, take your condom off and say "can I slip it in for a second?"

b) Pull out, take your condom off and try to put it back in. Even though she says you have to put a new condom back on, you don't want to, so you pin her down and fuck her. After all, you will pull out when you come, so whats the big deal anyways?

c) Flip her over to doggy style, take off the condom and fuck her without one and hope she doesn't notice.

d) Are you serious?

 

Well, if you got this one wrong, I am flabbergasted. For those that were around when Aids first came out, they did not know how this disease spread. People died within months of getting infected. Everyone used a condom for Everything. Even toilet seats had to be covered. You might want to read up on the STI's out there. There is a wealth of information out there for you to read. Remember, NO means NO. Anything else is sexual assault.

 

9. The lady you would would like to see has no reviews. She has been around for awhile. You ask others what they think. They all say "can't say anything on this site" or "her pics are on TINEYE of the hot Porn Star". You still want to see her. Do you:

 

a) book with her and get angry when she is not what she advertises herself as

b) book with her, pay her money and believe her when she says she needs to go to her car. Wait 30 minutes and then realize she is not coming back. Get angry she did this to you.

c) book with her and go thru with the call even though she is not the the porn star her pictures present her as.

d) Heed the advice of other hobbyists and keep looking.

 

Well, if you answered d, good move. There is a difference between someone who is new and has no reputation yet. Yes, you can TOFFT in that case, but when a number of others clearly state "caution" or "I can't discuss her here", this means run away as fast as you can. Do not let these lady continue getting money if they are running a shady business.

 

That's it for today. Round three will be here soon!

 

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[Johnny Canuck 5347]

I really think this post is absolutely amazing because it just reminds each and every one of us hobbyists of the correct etiquette that we should all have when talking to a service provider or massage attendant, even if they are all based on common sense!

[Fresh start 17467]

Hehe maybe this should be a mandatory quiz to take prior to being able to book an appointment. Maybe an automated voice message prior to answering a phone call or text. Lol