Brad 49548 Report post Posted May 27, 2013 I'm willing to admit I may be overtired and so too easily amused, but I thought maybe it would be fun to take a common saying or proverb and see if it couldn't be--improved--by replacing one word. A breast in the hand is worth two in the bush. A condom a lay keeps the doctor away. Stick and stones will break my bones, but boobs will never hurt me. Good things come to those who mate. I can't take credit for this one, but of course there's always "A hard man is good to find." I'm sure there's others... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
