antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 I have seen a few posts about some one wanting a "sugar mommy".....or a "sugar daddy"...... Some one to look after them for thier hobby or personal requirements..... Now I am not one to beg...usually.....I may grovel from time to time.......but who doesn't.....? So..I thought to my self......:idea: -Golf tournement....naw.....too much work -Sell tickets to a "No Dinner Dinner fund raiser"...you just buy tickets..instead of giving money at the dinner.....but there is actually no dinner....(TV show Home Improvement)...to much explination for this.... -I could try begging...... -Sponsership for some one to give money to TOFTT...already tried by some one.... So instead.......why not sell my space at the bottom of each and every post I make..... You see some people have great signature lines....movie links...web lionks...songs...... But I have nothing......so I figured why not sell advertising space at the bottom of my signature..... So I figure we look at my post count when you first ask to put your advertising on my postings......then for every 100 posts I make, with your advertising on my post,......I get something.......:wink: So let the biodding begin.....what kind of offers...or services could I get in return for advertising options? ...now I know this will never happen:cry: ....but damn think of the fun I could have.....I mean EVERYONE loves my posts......:lol:........... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 a 2months supply of kleenex:-) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seymour 3970 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 I want to put you in commercials antlerman - I wanna make you famous!! I want you advertising, wait for it...... . . . . . . . . Not quite what you envisioned, but still fun - all in good clean fun antlerman - everyone loves your posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 we have 2 months supply of kleenex offered.......do I hear any other offers.......maybe some gabage bags for disposal of said kleenex's...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 14, 2009 LOL, I will give you. A years supply of garbage bags and a garbage can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jolie 3396 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Ok so I bid 2 months supply of kleenex ,2 boxes of garbage bags and here is the winner 2 whole bottles of virgin oil. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
antlerman 17064 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 I like the oil part........nothing like two bodies rolling around in oil...hands...fingers....all over.....mmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coachg 388 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Just a question for the antlerman.....how many trucks will it take to carry 2 months of kleenex for you? Might get a little costly from what I see!!!!....you funny bastard! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 4 months supply of kleenex, 13 months supply of gargabe bags, an extra tall garbage can {the nice shinny metal ones} ,4 bottles of virgin oil and a flesh light just to mix things up a little...:handjob: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v*****m*n 220 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Ok so I bid 2 months supply of kleenex ,2 boxes of garbage bags and here is the winner 2 whole bottles of virgin oil. Not sure how long it would be virgin oil with him Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VedaSloan 119179 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Dude, I will give you a years supply of Kleenex, garbage bags, a shiny, metal garbage can, a bottle of grape seed oil AND I'll massage your horns if you get me an air conditioner. Jesus, I am melting. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Forget about the virgin oil. I will give you a virgin oiled. Just to be nice I will add the kleenex, garbage bags and oh, ya. Big shinny garbage can. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PistolPete 61421 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 Dude, I will give you a years supply of Kleenex, garbage bags, a shiny, metal garbage can, a bottle of grape seed oil AND I'll massage your horns if you get me an air conditioner. Jesus, I am melting. No A/C??? shit that has to be hot, while fucking in this weather:bddog: just imagine the sweat, just dripping off 2 bodies ......no oil needed Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted August 14, 2009 ok i'm getting serious now.. : a years and half supply of kleenex :a vigin oiled :2 hot sweaty people :a shiny metal garbage can : aflesh light to mix it up a little and : a t-girl of your choice:butt: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest W***ledi*Time Report post Posted August 14, 2009 ok i'm getting serious now.. : a years and half supply of kleenex :a vigin oiled :2 hot sweaty people :a shiny metal garbage can : aflesh light to mix it up a little and : a t-girl of your choice:butt: Is this offer meant to be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slurp 7020 Report post Posted August 15, 2009 I've given this a LOT of thought, at least 5 seconds. How about a year's subscription to "slurp's insider asian info"? And for good measure I'll throw in "slurp's coveted seal of approval". You lucky bastard ............ :butt: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 15, 2009 I'm going to give my list. In the tune of the twelve days of Christmas. Starting with 5 going down. 5 oiled virgins 4 erotic dancers 3 naughty escorts 2 sets of twins and a girl who's barely 19 LOL, I will give him the rest of the stuff. Just for fun. P.S. Keep putting up fun posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted August 15, 2009 I'm going to give my list. In the tune of the twelve days of Christmas. Starting with 5 going down. 5 oiled virgins 4 erotic dancers 3 naughty escorts 2 sets of twins and a girl who's barely 19 LOL, I will give him the rest of the stuff. Just for fun. P.S. Keep putting up fun posts. 6 oiled virgins 5 erotic dancers 4 bi-courtesans 3 sets of dd twins a flesh light {just to mix it up a little} 2 year supply of kleenex a t-girl of your choice slurp's insider asian info a Marge blowup doll and last but not least...i big shiny garbage can...:handjob: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 16, 2009 I hope I didn't come off as arrogant or rude. I just thought what wrinkle in time said was cute and funny. So I wanted to add to it. It was meant to be a joke. Just me trying to be cute. Sometimes we think things are funny and others don't. It can't hurt to try. Maybe I will be funnier next time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted August 16, 2009 I think that is the spirit it was taken in...Antlerman is the king of jokes and Emma upped the anty on your song, now you need to come up with all 12 days...those would be some sexy days of Christmas! Personally I find this one of the funniest threads in ages... I hope I didn't come off as arrogant or rude. I just thought what wrinkle in time said was cute and funny. So I wanted to add to it. It was meant to be a joke. Just me trying to be cute. Sometimes we think things are funny and others don't. It can't hurt to try. Maybe I will be funnier next time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emma Alexandra 123368 Report post Posted August 16, 2009 I hope I didn't come off as arrogant or rude. I just thought what wrinkle in time said was cute and funny. So I wanted to add to it. It was meant to be a joke. Just me trying to be cute. Sometimes we think things are funny and others don't. It can't hurt to try. Maybe I will be funnier next time. Peachy,lol...don't be sorry we are all just playing antler's game....just like jerican says: I think that is the spirit it was taken in...Antlerman is the king of jokes and Emma upped the anty on your song, now you need to come up with all 12 days...those would be some sexy days of Christmas! Personally I find this one of the funniest threads in ages... its all in fun....antlerman and i are always teasing each other...so have fun with it...hehe...maybe i'm going to up the anty and give him you...hehe Antlerman one sexy peachy 6 oiled virgins 5 erotic dancers 4 bi-courtesans 3 sets of dd twins a flesh light {just to mix it up a little} 2 year supply of kleenex a t-girl of your choice slurp's insider asian info a Marge blowup doll and last but not least...i big shiny garbage can... :handjob: la la la Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Report post Posted August 16, 2009 Oh, okey as the new girl on the block. I am putting my feelers out there. I get her joke now that you point it out to me. My blonde is showing. Shhhh don't tell anyone. 12 days I don't know we will have to see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerican 657 Report post Posted August 16, 2009 Frankly comments like this and jokes make me want to see you more and more, personality is a big thing with me and you seem to have an amazing one! Keeping posting and having fun! Oh, okey as the new girl on the block. I am putting my feelers out there. I get her joke now that you point it out to me. My blonde is showing. Shhhh don't tell anyone. 12 days I don't know we will have to see. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted August 16, 2009 couple months supply of warming lube, and kimono micro thins:lol: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
A***** A***** 510 Report post Posted August 16, 2009 Dude, AND I'll massage your horns if you get me an air conditioner. Jesus, I am melting. I would lend you mine, heat wave is over now! But you are too far away:x Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
