Lousy experiences with 'popular' very well reviewed SPs

[Guest lustpuppy]

I'm not here to slam the reputations of anyone and i will not mention the ladie's names but, these ladies have the best reviews around almost in every reviews boards especially the Toronto one witch I believe is full of lies. I have found out that you have to be very careful with the reviews. I have found fellowT ****ites, for the most part, forthcoming and their posts sort of fishy sometimes. Honnestly I don't know about CERB cause I only read CERB since a month or so, but it seems quite better. I did't have the time to post yet but, like I said I'm not here to post bad comments. I think there is things that people should know.

 

I have only ever seen 3 SPs based on comments from reviews board, and in the 3 cases I was disappointed. The 3rd lady claims to be independent and she told me from her own mouth she works for an agency. Who cares if she works for an agency. She could at least be true. I don't know! They might have fixed her reviews as well.

 

I'm always well scrubbed, neatly dressed and I'm polite. Frankly I have had better luck simply calling services in E-C or other... than listening to what is said here and there.

 

 

 

Any comments?

[ottanon 2930]

I think it comes down to chemistry and luck... You could have a really hot girl and you good be a good guy, but if hre day is going bad. Nothing you can do to make that better. Reviews of SP's are like movie reviews. What some people like others dont...

[mod 135640]

Discussion boards are merely suggestions and peoples opinions, they are anonymous as well so it's impossible to have 100% truth and accuracy. Watch for members with good history and reputation as they usually have the most truth in the posts.

[Carole 214]

Lustpuppy, why don't you try contacting those ladies that you had sessions with that didn't go well and tell them that you are trying to find out why your session with them didn't go well and ask them to be brutally honest about it.

 

There are so many things that affect sessions. You are not dealing with blow up dolls here or robots and neither are we. This is very much a "your mileage may vary" type of situation. Just because a lady has good reviews with others does not mean that you will always have a good session with her. And just because a guy does lots of good reviews on the boards, doesn't mean that he will be a good customer with us either.

 

I do not know you. I do not know anything about you but let me give you some ideas of what things can turn a session bad or at least uncomfortable.

 

Maybe there is something about you or that you are doing that you are not aware of that is making the sessions go wrong. Are you extremely nervous and uptight? If you can't relax and start a rapport with the lady, things won't go as well as hoped.

 

Are you too aggressive/rough and you are hurting her or scaring her?

 

Do you keep asking or pushing for things that are not on her menu?

 

Are you not aware going into the session what the donation is and what she will and will not do? When somebody shows up for a session and doesn't know how much I charge or what is on the menu or keeps asking for things that I don't provide, it really makes me nervous and uncomfortable. These are things that you should make sure that you know before you show up for your appointment.

 

Is there something physical about you that may make her uncomfortable: your weight, physical fitness level, scars, psoriasis, physical abilities, deformitites, etc.

 

Are you on medication such as Viagra or do you have problems ejaculating or getting hard or staying hard? Those guys that can't cum or won't cum or hold off cumming for a long time are a problem and we can get frustrated when we get a guy like this. For guys that can't get hard or can't stay hard, we feel bad for you.

 

Are you seeing ladies in your own age range? (Within 10 years either side of your age?) Hiring someone much younger or older than you are can be awkward and uncomfortable for us.

 

Do you have the habit of resting your weight on her so that she has trouble breathing? That is really scary and something that most men do and aren't aware that it causes problems.

 

Are you extremely tall and those ladies were very short? (Or vice versa.) Extreme height differences can sometimes be difficult to overcome.

 

Are you hiring smoking hot babes? Sometimes you get better sessions from those ladies that aren't perfect 10's because they haven't already seen 50 guys that week and aren't suffering from hooker burnout.

 

You say you shower before every session but are you properly cleaning yourself? (Men can be bad for this, just because you jumped in the shower doesn't necessarily mean that you have taken the time to properly clean your body.) How long since your last shower? Are you a smoker and you haven't brushed your teeth after you had your last cigarette or do you have stale coffee breath?

 

Did you look at yourself in a mirror before you went in and combed your hair and made sure that you look presentable? Did you shave that morning? Is your beard and/or mustache neatly trimmed if you have them? I can't overstate the importance of good grooming. Are your clothes clean? Ragged cut-off shorts or showing up in big ole' dirty workboots, sweats and t-shirt don't make for good first impressions. Prepare yourself for a session the same way you would if you were going out on a date with somebody.

 

Did you pay her before the session started so that she isn't worried during the session that you won't pay afterwards?

 

Are you going into the session tired from a long day/week of work, are you smelling like booze because you just had a drink or two before you came over or are still suffering the effects of a late night or from drinking too much the night before?

 

Are you going into the session with a bad attitude expecting the session to not go well because of past experiences?

 

Whew. I just looked over what I just typed and rereading all of that, it seems pretty amazing that any sessions go well lol. But seriously, there are many things that can derail a session but 99.99% of the time if you go into a session with a good attitude, if you are well-groomed, clean, respectful, if you relax and are willing to joke around and have some fun, chat a bit at first, get to know her as a person instead of something to use as a "sperm receptical" and you will have a great time.

 

Let me know if this helps you out and I'm curious what the rest of you guys think as well.

 

Hugs & kisses!

 

Sassy and Classy Carole ;)

[rick_falcon 911]

Carole,

 

I must admit that this is an awesome and very well tought reply.

These are things that I believe should be obvious as an etiquette to follow (hygiene, appearance, etc...) but some people just don't get it!

 

As you say, it is true that both persons must be comfortable towards each other to mutually enjoy the session. It is a most awesome experience when both persons can feel the pleasure and satisfaction of the session.

 

Then both can go their way satisfied, relaxed and with a smile!

[Guest henryo52]

This is most definitely my experience. I saw one of the most popular lady in her 30s in the Toronto Board and I was not impressed. It was not that bad, but, definitely not as reviewed "the best". The Toronto Board is not reliable. Remember the ladies have to pay to be in this board and they are able to shill as well. Come on! I have been steered wrong. It's always important to be able to "read between the lines" cause you never know who is behind the computer. I'm a great man and I don't think I will mention her name here.

[Guest Gary.]

The Toronto board is full of sh _ _ _. I remember just before Christmast time they us to insult Asian men about the way they looks and their sizes. I tried to defend myself to put a stop at it and they have banned me. I am Asian myself and not that good looking. I know there is a lots of bad Asians, but me I'm always clean, polite, well groomed and I respect ladies. OK I am not perfect and I never said I was. As for the hygiene, some people have problems with that. When I am with a great looking woman, sometimes I am intimidate, shy or complexed because of my small size like some other Asians. I always try my best not to let her know cause it can make the lady unconfortable or nerveous. I never really had bad experiences. The best is to go in e-c or trze and to look at the ladie's photos properly before you contact and you can ask her if the photos are accurate.

[CapitalGuy 94]

I think it would be useful to name the ladies in question, so we can compare various other reviews and decide for ourselves if they're worth it. If you had bad experiences with certain SPs, it would be very useful to us to know who they were. otherwise, we might spend our money on them and be disappointed. Thanks.