Carole 214 Report post Posted May 10, 2007 A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HANDJOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the handjobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
