Justin222 489 Report post Posted July 3, 2013 HI Guys ! I am a Newbee and needed your help . DO you guys know any RMT who is sexy and open minded .When I say Open minded does not mean that she should give happy ending , but she is not bitchy . I was at one good looking RMT but she was so bitchy . She never allowed me take off under wear and when I got tent in my pant , She thrown towel on me and walked out . If you do not want to tell in public then pm me please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 4, 2013 So since you don't like taking advice, I'm not here to offer any. If I get a slap on the wrist from the mod, so be it. A slap on the ass btw would make it much more enjoyable.... but i digress. So You say you're a woman and your name is Jessica. So based on this information Jessica if you came to my, legit massage place, got on my table with a strap on and asked to take your underwear off I would say no. I would probably throw more than a towel at you and get rubber gloves asap so I could escort you out through the closest available exit, strap on and all. Then I would go scrub down in hand sanitizer and beg Peregrine to come over and wipe the experience from my mind in a spicy way to boost his points. I would also tell all my RMT lady friends to watch out for you and your strap on. If you would consider this bitchy then maybe you are simply going to the wrong place for the wrong thing. So of course RMT's are going to be bitchy, they have every right to be. They shouldn't have to deal with women who think all they are good for is rubbing fake little peckers. ...now to bend over for the ass slap Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gabriella Laurence 301887 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 So since you don't like taking advice, I'm not here to offer any. If I get a slap on the wrist from the mod, so be it. A slap on the ass btw would make it much more enjoyable.... but i digress. So You say you're a woman and your name is Jessica. So based on this information Jessica if you came to my, legit massage place, got on my table with a strap on and asked to take your underwear off I would say no. I would probably throw more than a towel at you and get rubber gloves asap so I could escort you out through the closest available exit, strap on and all. Then I would go scrub down in hand sanitizer and beg Peregrine to come over and wipe the experience from my mind in a spicy way to boost his points. I would also tell all my RMT lady friends to watch out for you and your strap on. If you would consider this bitchy then maybe you are simply going to the wrong place for the wrong thing. So of course RMT's are going to be bitchy, they have every right to be. They shouldn't have to deal with women who think all they are good for is rubbing fake little peckers. ...now to bend over for the ass slap If you look at Jessica's post history, you will see that he says he is a guy: come on ! I am a Guy . My name is Justin Jessica . I was at Zen,s Place and it was awesome .Never mind , I conveyed the message , that's different thing that some one smelled rat in my name another did not liked my English . thanks Isn't "having a tent in the pants" just another way to say he had an erection? That's what I thought when I read his post. Maybe I am wrong... Could be a French/English thing... 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 4, 2013 Hi Gabriella, This person says they are a guy yet continues to use a female name (ok) and lists themselves as female (??) on their profile. There was a whole other discussion on this. I'm being sarcastic. I knew I should have been sucking cock this morning instead of unpacking and cleaning lol. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
roamingguy 300292 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 If you look at Jessica's post history, you will see that he says he is a guy: Isn't "having a tent in the pants" just another way to say he had an erection? That's what I thought when I read his post. Maybe I am wrong... Could be a French/English thing... Ah my dear lovely virtual wife, so you are aware, Jessica, in another thread http://www.cerb.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=140131 it was brought to his/her attention, by a few members, myself included that with a female name and gender listed as female (check his/her profile) that the CERB community might just think he/she is a female Advice was given this morning for him/her to go into his user CP and change his gender to male. As of yet he/she hasn't done so. In short the posts says he/she is a guy In his/her profile and name he/she is a woman Hence our confusion RG 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 I dont like the aggressive / mean response here but I agree your username is an issue, how about before you post again we update that username?? jessica222 is just a BAD username for a guy. I am going to freeze your account till this is changed as I dont want to deal with more complaints. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kimberly-Shea 28280 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 I dont like the aggressive / mean response here but I agree your username is an issue, how about before you post again we update that username?? jessica222 is just a BAD username for a guy. I am going to freeze your account till this is changed as I dont want to deal with more complaints. The profile has gender listed as female as well? From "about me" in the profile "About jessica222 Gender: female Service Provider, Massage Provider, Hobbyist or Other? :other" So both a female username and listed as female, but he's a guy? Seems like a troll to me? Kim 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WPGJohn 663 Report post Posted July 4, 2013 I'm sure this a language/cultural barrier more than anything. 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cinelli 22184 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 ...she was so bitchy . She never allowed me take off under wear and when I got tent in my pant , She thrown towel on me and walked out... What gives you the right to take off women's underwear? You're lucky she didn't call the cops. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Umm... I think he means his underwear.... and I corrected his GENDER (but I am not buying the whole story) ladies name, sex marked as "Female" and he claims he must have been in a rush.... sorry I don't buy it. Why does no one every tell the truth. He must change his name to a MALE name or GENERIC name and I switched the SEX in her profile to MALE. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bowtie 1731 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Hi Gabriella, This person says they are a guy yet continues to use a female name (ok) and lists themselves as female (??) on their profile. There was a whole other discussion on this. I'm being sarcastic. I knew I should have been sucking cock this morning instead of unpacking and cleaning lol. Yha why didn't you call me we could have been doing something more fun than packing......:hump: I might have even offered to help clean up:work4sex: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ***nno**n*** Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Yha why didn't you call me we could have been doing something more fun than packing......:hump: I might have even offered to help clean up:work4sex: LOL The only cleaning up would be in the shower after. :-) So I should apologize to Jessica and the board for my harsh post. I have had several PM's with this person each more frustrating than the last. I won't give my opinion since I want to behave now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlrmb 183 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 LOL The only cleaning up would be in the shower after. :-) So I should apologize to Jessica and the board for my harsh post. I have had several PM's with this person each more frustrating than the last. I won't give my opinion since I want to behave now. But you're much better when you don't behave Shannon. Or are we taking about on the board? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bowtie 1731 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 LOL The only cleaning up would be in the shower after. :-) So I should apologize to Jessica and the board for my harsh post. I have had several PM's with this person each more frustrating than the last. I won't give my opinion since I want to behave now. You don't have to behave........your naughty side is fun:sadomaso: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Carte69 199 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Loved your reply Shannon. Great response. Oh and love your top notch services. And love you too. Will call soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mod 135640 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Hi name has been updated to Justin222 so no more mistaking for a lady Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Justin222 489 Report post Posted July 5, 2013 Sorry for the confusion .Lets talk about real topic now Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meaghan McLeod 179664 Report post Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) Ok, Justin, lets talk about the topic. RMT's are Registered Massage Therapists. They are licenced and therefore due to the rules of the RMT's, they are NEVER open minded. They will loose their licence if they start giving the extras you are looking for. You need to look for a MA that does not refer to Theraputic Massage. Generally, their ads are quite different then RMT's who advertise. Look for terms like Tantric massage, Nuru Massage etc. So based on the experience you described, you went to an RMT and of course she would get bitchy if you tried to get extra's. Just trying to help. Edited July 7, 2013 by Me*********od (retired) 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
