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Telling this story is mostly for my perosnal amusement but hopefully a few others get a kick out of it too.

 

An SP I see on a faily regular basis was telling me that she occassionally ventures south of the border where she works for a reputable agency. She was telling me that some of the clients were big into drugs and my protective instincts went into overdrive. In the end she was able to convince me that her agency kept her safe and sound. It's ironic since shortly after I left her apartment I heard this screaming through the door all the way down the hallway. I went racing back and hammered on the door, my imagination getting the worst of me (she shares the apartment with another SP and I was terrified there was a guy in there doing God knows what). Turns out the other SP in the room owned a snake and surprised my preferred SP with it. Guess she got my heart racing twice tonight. Like I said, no point but I had to tell somebody.

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Ah, the beauty of snakes. I remember sitting watching the non-appendage type hunting and eating a mouse. There is a slow sensuality to a snake swallowing whole the furry little one.

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Doubt its just me, but I have had many an SP and MPA scream when I show them my snake.....

 

(yeah, I wish...)

 

 

I usually get laughter!!!!!!:-(

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The snake part of your story was funny.

 

The part about her agency keeping her safe and sound....sorry, but how can they possibly do that when it comes to clients using drugs unless they are stationed right there in the room with her. You never know how someone is going to react under the influence of drugs. And drugs being illegal pose another risk. I would very concerned about this.

 

Having been there and got the t-shirt, I know what I'm talking about.

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Your right Angela, but I don't think there would be very many arguments I could use to convince her otherwise. She was telling me that the culture in New York is completely different. Drugs, money and casual sex. I would much rather she (or any escort) not spend any time with someone strung out, but I guess it's sort of like trying to convince someone to quit smoking; if they don't see the problem they're not motivated to change it.

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The culture is the same everywhere....Kingston, Toronto, Calgary, Ottawa...there are partyers everywhere....that's just a lame excuse.

 

When something happens to her then maybe she'll wake up. And eventually something will. It's just when...

 

Here are just a few things I have seen happen to girls with drunk/drugged up clients:

 

The guy who's been up for days on a run and starts to get paranoid and thinks you've ripped him off and starts ripping through your handbag, convinced that you've taken his stash or extra money.

 

The guy who's reaches over to light a pipe and ends up dropping a hot lighter or embers on a girls' skin or in her hair.

 

The guy who is sweaty, hasn't showered for hours, can't get it up for the life of him, and still insists you keep sucking because he's trying to convince you and himself that he's not getting hard or cumming because you're not good enough.

 

The guy who wants some of the money back because he's run out drugs and wants to order more and has no more cash, but promises to make it up to you by going to the ATM when you leave.

 

Luckily I have always been a bit street-wise when it's come to this type of stuff, so I have been very lucky in avoiding it, but it only has to happen once to realize that the situation could have been worse.

 

Once I went on a call with another SP who insisted on staying at a place because she wanted to party with him, and ended up with a end table being crushed over her head because the guy was positive she ripped him off.

 

Most people are pretty harmless on drugs, but there is just that "one" that can be the difference between being abused, injured or maimed for life or even killed.

 

When girls think that's okay, it's like saying, I'll willing to take my chances work under these hazardous conditions and hope I won't get hurt.

 

Unfortunately we don't have WSIB to help us out if that happens.

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Wow. I can't express how sorry I am you've had to endure such nonsense. It's such a shame that so many good women are subjected to such raw idiocy.

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