world's best orgasm

[Guest *l**e]

Let me preface this by saying that the person in the story is not a cerb member and I have her permission to post it.

 

So, recently, I had been quite busy (day job,massages, housework, training, etc) and I guess I hadn't been taking very good care of myself sexually. In the span of 4 days, I had done several massages for some extremely beautiful women (I realize there will be no violins playing for me at this point). Massaging a beautiful woman can leave a guy quite "pent up".

 

The worst part...I didn't even have time to jerk off for 4 days. I decided to treat myself to a massage and, man, did I need it. Now I am not usually a big shooter, nor do I normally have a huge load and this lady had finished me off more than once before. On this occasion however, I guess the pressure had built up, and she wasn't as careful with her "perspective" as she could have been, and unfortunately for her, just as I had one of the most powerful orgasms ever, she caught the bulk of it right in the face! At first we were both stunned and silent...then we both burst out in laughter...it was hilarious. We both laughed like kids for about 5 minutes. The two of us will always remember the look on her face when she got blasted, and the look on mine when i saw my goo dripping off her nose...lmao

 

Wondering if any of you have had similar things happen to you?

[Guest webothscore]

Oddly enough, my comparable story was non cerb related as well. It was a while back. It had been a few days since ... I am social enough, so when I refused to go out with a buddy, he took a shit fit and couldn't believe I said no. Whatever, I tagged along. Next thing you know, on a weeknight, I find myself in the arms of a mature woman with the sexiest face you can imagine, at her place. She starts getting frisky and then all clothes are off. After some nice kissing she holds me in her hand and starts caressing it while staring at me. I warned her that it had been days and that if she expected me to last I should probably have a release of sorts. She said she wasn't interested in sex on first dates. This was a date? Okay, whatever you say. She puts me between her breasts and says it turns her on to do that while she kisses me. Hardly lasted. I exploded, felt sooooo good on her mature real breats, then, the kicker, she used my stuff as a lube and fired off round two again with her breats. I was loving it because here was this classy mature lady going for the gusto. Really changed my appreciation for mature women. Lastly, she asked me to point my index and pinky fingers down while inserting the other two fingers inside (the fact that she instructed was funny because it's really the most natural feeling for a man and his hands) and move them up and down with a little force as me left hand held her vagina down somewhat firmly on her bed. Well she starts squirming like crazy and shot like it was porn. I actually got hard a third time within less than 10 mins. Man I missed that woman for quite some time.

[emb3750 9398]

Of all the things I have learned while hobbying, I believe this to be the most important. Regardless of the size, intensity or load of your orgasm, the ladies have warned me...."NOT IN MY FU*&!NG HAIR!!!!" ;)

[sandimoon 72517]

Yes actually, I have.

A former regular who enjoyed kneeling on the bed,

me at the edge & finishing on my face, did this.

After stressing that he was not to go

in my upper face, as I always do,

& even though I had his junk at the correct

perspective, as you call it,

he grabbed himself quickly changing his trajectory to

an upward one & shot most of it into my eyes.

After refraining from punching him in his twig & berries,

I scooped as much as I could into my hand &

slapped it into his face & pushing him hard,

back right off the bed.

I didn't think it was funny & I imagine

he no longer does either.

Although in honesty I don't know as he stopped trying

to call after realizing I wasn't responding.

Sandi

[Guest A*ro**n]

It's amazing what a couple of days of inaction will do to your volume.

[Elle Diablo 1345]

The World's Best Orgasm ... me, Andrea Bocelli, candles and a hot bath ...

 

Some years back I experienced how wonderful it was to fully relax in a tub and masterbate. This one masterbatory pause I prepared myself for what was going to be a VERY relaxed afternoon, got super romantic with myself and brought myself to such a height of climatic spasms that I clenched up like a tight fist! I couldn't pee comfortably for 3 days. Fortunately I was by myself - how embarrassing it would be to have to show up at the emergency cock attached ... lol

[Guest **zz**x]

I visited a local MA recently and, nearing the end of an intense session while on my back, I warned her I shoot high and far but she did not heed the warning. I let go two feet in the air over her lips and into her open mouth. She reeled back rather in shock - there was silence - and then she started to laugh and accused me of planning it.... Of course, there was no way in a million years I could have planned it.... At our next session she was sure to stay out of the line of fire.

[Guest *l**e]

OMG...Jazzbox...that's absolutely freaking hilarious!!! lol

[jg24 3708]

Well I visited my favorite MA and we were having so much fun and got carried aways she said as I was pleasing her she said I can squirt pretty far and before

I couldn't get out of the way fast enough or what I thought was out of the way

I was wearing a face full we laughed and next will mae sure to move

[Guest *l**e]

Lol...I would prefer my face in the way for that one!!

[Frank7 3939]

Well I visited my favorite MA and we were having so much fun and got carried aways she said as I was pleasing her she said I can squirt pretty far and before

I couldn't get out of the way fast enough or what I thought was out of the way

I was wearing a face full we laughed and next will mae sure to move

 

Haha, I'd make sure to stay in the way personally.:icon_redface: